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At 2/28/01 12:13 AM, cableshaft wrote: whats the point of your post? to brag that you got 500 dollars in free money? don't lie, you sold your dick to an insecure chick who wants something better than metal vibrating against her flesh so you could pay off your crack addiction, didn't you?

hmmm...maybe this is a sign from god, telling me my occupation should be to roam senior picnics and scream my name out at raffles... maybe.

sweet jesus you are so not funny.

At 2/28/01 03:15 AM, Doodler wrote: Put up yer dukes =P

I didnt draw this picture fer nothin!

-Doodler

i missed something...

Wow, I loved that show, I didn't think you got it in the US, I liked Penfold, I wanted a Hamster but they aren't allowed in Australia, Hell they let every other Rodent in so what's stopping them from letting Hamsters in, I think the Hamster would be the least capable of going feral in this country of all the rodents.

yup, we got it in the US. maybe just old reruns, but we got it. i haven't seen that forever. anybody know where i can download some old dangermouse episodes on the internet?

Actually it is an actual sword type from japan called a Zanbatou, used to knock Horse men off their horses. I did some checkin and found that one out.

i was making a satirical comment on anime and it's artwork. it looks like a fuckin tree.

Worst Cover Ever:

Metallica - Last Caress (acoustic)

The song was originally by the Misfits, and it was a great song and they TOTALLY butchered it. It shows that they admire the Misfits, but come on...

(i'm gonna get shit from KaneOfNod for this, eh?)

Hey astro, you heard this cover?

Well I figured it was common sense to know I was giving corrective critisism to start with, i was talkin about maybe tom should tell people how to toggle the quality of those films which don't have that right-click menu. Not everyone that comes to newgrounds is so intellectual about flash (not by our fault)... A lot of people come here without knowing shit about flash programming they just like the cartoons and games. I'm sorry, I'm not some shockwave genious tho, if i was i'd know how to toggle the quality so it wouldn't skip. But I'm not the guy who made it, so i don't know. Don't get me wrong I'm not trying to be a jackass. As I stated in my apology I said I was sorry for sounding so harsh. But the whole point is that I'm aggrevated. I'm not mad. I'm not being bitchy either, trust me. You haven't seen bitchyness until you see me bitch. I'm tryin to give constructive critisism and if it comes off harsh im sorry im just really aggrevated with the pop up ads and all that shit making my fucking browser crash it really pisses me off. INTERNET EXPLORER HAS CAUSED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION its from asking too much memory or some shit from my ram. I can't handle fucking 200000 banner ads comming out the ass, so yes, that plus the fact that the movie wont let me toggle the quality then it gets like half the way through and crashes, shit, most of you people would be fucking PISSED by now from what I've seen of most people that come here (but im not pissed, remember? im just aggrevated) Anyways this is probably the limit I can post for today, so bye.

not being able to right klik and change the flash has a point. you can often cheat at a game when you right klik and press play or stop etc.

and no it isn't constructive criticism if you just bitch about shit. and don't say you weren't bitching, because you were. please think about what you write before you actually write it. you came off very harsh, and Tom can use none of it.

if you would have stated that Tom should put quality toggling buttons in his films then it would have been different.

At 2/27/01 06:33 AM, Perdix wrote: fuck all censorship.

perdix for prez 2004.

if there is one person that is against censorship, it's Tom. sorry dude. look at Tom's assassin missions!!! geez.

Tom, you are great and i totally support you in anti-censorship (except for racist shit and stuff like personal attacks which do cross the line). Censorship is a limitation to expression.

I just realized what a great place this is. Thanks Wade, thanks Ross, thanks Tom, thanks Pete. This coming from the heart...

At 2/26/01 11:35 PM, rbg wrote: post

*pats rbg on back*

At 2/27/01 02:37 AM, Darrel wrote: What the fuck is up with fucking whoever keeps voting for fucking "final task". I think the same people are voting the shit that over-tops that movie. And there is another movie too, i forgot which one. Oh yea, and Lavender Hill Mob sucks. They suck goats ass. The intro to newgrounds should be like metal or something. Fuck stupid techno shit. Ps the fucking popups suck. Plus The feature films that Tom made, there should be a fucking toggler or some shit (i don't know of one) to where you can toggle the quality because it runs as slow as a fucking snail, or it skips. Anyways thats my gripe for now. bye.

the Assassin frontpage isn't a feature film. it isn't his fault for getting confused.

don't be such an ass. criticism is welcome here, as long as it's constructive. did you mention ways that Tom can change stuff to make it better? no.

bitch bitch bitch. i've seen all of your type, and believe me, it doesn't turn out pretty (weasel, thevipah).

put together a thought provoking and coherent sentence and you will be welcomed here.

good day to you sir.

At 2/27/01 03:03 AM, m_devincenzi wrote: Remember when the hobos were shitting on the NG building? Today I came home from dinner and I found a whole bunch of shit all over my door. I tried to take some pictures but my cam screwed up. If I get it working I'll post the pics I took.

sorry i couldn't find any bathrooms near...

At 2/27/01 03:26 AM, Kage wrote: ok...I am a good...pretty good...Flash designer...(and also one of the people who gives out the most reviews in NG :D ) and I need to know....like I wanna make a Flash movie and/or game for NG but I aint got any ideas....someone mind volunteering some? PeaCe

-KaGe

how about a good movie?

At 2/27/01 12:11 AM, WastedYouth wrote: What is the song that plays in the movie? anybody know??

hmm, i never liked that movie too much. over hyped...

At 2/27/01 12:02 AM, RedDakota wrote: Well, I got even more requests for more. Here we go. :)

seems editted in photoshop or something. almost surreal. and if they aren't, take that one as a compliment!

At 2/26/01 09:48 PM, lilblackLX wrote:

At 2/26/01 09:35 PM, sterile wrote:

At 2/26/01 09:33 PM, lilblackLX wrote: Ok, I'll give you like 200 dollars and head if you take down the pop-up ads...

heh. how 'bout you give him $20,000 and head?

if I had the money I seriously would give alot I don't wanna see this site goes down it's just too good a site. It's too bad there's no richie kids that come to this site that could just ask their folks for money. I was serious about the 200 though, I mean I know that's alot but it's worth it:)

I'm already man-whoring myself out for food as it is. Hm, I could set aside a little for NG tho i guess...

At 2/26/01 10:39 PM, adambomb wrote: It's true

i see alive people.

At 2/26/01 10:57 PM, Xelloss_Metallium wrote: You want a weapon..here..check the weapon Sanosuke used in Ruroni Kenshin (Sp??)

that's a nice tree.

another reason i think anime is stupid.... but that's just me.

Because they don't really play their instruments right.

*prepares from a barrage of stupid punk rock comments against himself*

even if they can't play their instruments correctly, the product still sounds better than metallica :)

hm, skills tend to differ from band to band, and usually punk is classified by the shitty ones.... kinda like cops.

Thanks everyone for your replies. I'm getting those Alkaline Trio songs, thanks for the suggestion!

Add to the list:
Our Lady Peace - Clusmy (acoustic)

hmmm, i don't really like mxpx that much.

god damn, no punk bands do acoustics. why not?!?!?!

At 2/26/01 10:09 AM, Freakapotimus wrote:

At 2/26/01 03:02 AM, NOFX wrote: If any of you can find punk acoustics, could ya let me know? Thanks!

I think I might have some lying around my home computer. I found some while I was searching for cover songs, and I found a few live and/or acoustic covers.

think you could post a few titles when you get back home? if you could, i'd appreciate it.

So is it in LA?

At 2/26/01 03:06 AM, FDA wrote:

Wow, I feel what you posted here is a bit much. While It may be frustating not to find the right reviewer..These people are are offering to Help,Out of the Kindness of thier Hearts..And Unless your actually offering a job here, you really shouldn't be so insulting, Besides you get what you pay for right?..

yer missing the point.. it is one thing to offer to be considered... but when you can put more than two words together... I dont think you would use them either.,... I am not being mean... I am saying the same thing as if you wanted some folks to help draw pictures with a pencil,. but then it was all done in peanut butter ad you could not scan it into your machine... I think you would see just how superflous and wrong it would be.... which is why ... ferget it...

Not to sound like I'm starting something, But you remind me of this Bum I once met In the Subway...He came up to me and asked me for "change or whatever I got", but when I gave him the last quarter I had, the bum looked at his hand, then looked back at me and retorted,"Hey man what's up Wit dat?..Can't give me a Dollar?!?!?!"..So then I Snatched the quarter back, and told him, "now you don't get shit motherfucker".....

No ...... you are obviously missing the pointm, dude...

I am very gracious to people... however we are talking about being ablt to do something... I am not talking about someone who does not do it exceptionally... I am looking for someone who knows atleast how to form a sent--nz if you saw some of what was sent.. you would feel the same way...

man... the weather must be getting to some people!

---Shok

i just noticed your beauttiful spelling shok.

hmm, i know where both sides are coming from. shok is saying he wants experience, and you probably won't get the spot if you aren't very good with words, so you shouldn't try. But everyone else says it's worth a shot.

At 2/26/01 03:55 AM, Doodler wrote: I live in Hawaii. How about you 'vacation' and head on over here?

=P

I am also under-age, so you'll need to get me some fake ID's, or the key to the backdoor.

heh.

Maybe next time.

-Doodler

you and me both doodler.

At 2/26/01 03:12 AM, Shrapnel wrote:

At 2/26/01 02:50 AM, NOFX wrote:

i've neve had beer, but should i take the most often taken path of Miller and all those "disgusting" beers? or should i skip straight to quality?

If you're ever in Canada, try some Honey Browns...
smoothest beer I've ever had.

i'm still underaged, but that never stopped anybody!

Hmm, acoustic songs are great! I wish more bands did them. Here are a few suggestions:

Social Distorition - Ball and Chain (acoustic)
Bush - Glycerine (acoustic)
Bad Religion - Do What You Want (acoustic)

If any of you can find punk acoustics, could ya let me know? Thanks!

At 2/26/01 01:30 AM, Perdix wrote: sorry bitch didn't invite me, oh wait, you're drinking Michelobe, that's disgusting.

i've neve had beer, but should i take the most often taken path of Miller and all those "disgusting" beers? or should i skip straight to quality?

At 2/26/01 01:18 AM, Talo wrote: Hello, I need some ideas for a short. I am a talented artist, but unless you guys want me to start making SD of the top 50, I'm going to need some help on original ideas. So basicly if you have an idea and you suck at drawing, let me know.

i can draw to. cept i don't draw anime. if i'm more your type, just hit me with something.

At 2/26/01 12:47 AM, WastedYouth wrote:

At 2/25/01 09:33 PM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote: If you had to choose between the TWO (don't make stuff up to get out of it, you only have 2 choices here:)

Would you rather have sex with an ugly person of the oposite sex, or a drop dead gorgeous person of the same sex?

Can it be a cool ugly person?

wasted, dammit, where have you been?

FUCK YEAH! I'm in So. Cal. I hope it's in San Diego, although i probably won't be able to go since i'm not legal age. Can you send me some info Shok? if yuo can, i'm @ chrisallison32@hotmail.com and thanks if you can!

fox: family guy, simpsons
cartoon network: silver hawks, etc.