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At 8/26/01 02:27 PM, UnknownOrigin wrote: Not all black people have big dicks.

Yes they do.

At 8/26/01 01:46 PM, Slizor wrote: What is it with you people? Reading is much better than the shite that is on TV, I meant you are proud that you have read one book over summer, I've read about 9 books over summer. Come on!

Most summer reading is assigned by your school teachers for the upcoming world. Otherwise, why would he continue to read a book that he didn't like? Use the mush you got in your head, ya pedant :D

I'm reading Democracy in America by Alexis De Tocqueville... It's interesting, but I have to write a thesis paper, which ruins everything.

Bee stings don't hurt at all. We have a big patch of rosemary (an herb... but not that herb Tripps :D) in our backyard, and it attracts bees like the only stripper at a frat house attracts frat boys. Well, I was first stung at 4 years of age. It didn't hurt, but I wanted it out of me, so I just got a piece of paper and slid it along my skin (the proper way to remove them) and went on playing with my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

The proper way to remove stings is to slide something across your skin, like a credit card or a piece of paper. If you just try to pick it out, you will squeeze the sack at the end of the stinger and inject the venom into yourself...

At 8/25/01 08:53 PM, Shrapnel wrote: That's a good idea... most men always expect the groin kick but the purple nurple? They'll never see it coming...

Check for a purple nurple guard tho. A lot of CEO's got them now, and the secret may have been passed down.

At 8/25/01 07:15 PM, TannerCenterwallEsq wrote: http://www.severedheads.net/webcams/cam.php?picture=http://www.severedheads.net/webcam32.jpg dunno why you would want to see this

Sure beats the fuck outta watching Judge Judy...

At 8/25/01 09:15 PM, TannerCenterwallEsq wrote: Icarus32, Me, OCM, it think, in that order!

Preach it, brotha!

At 8/25/01 08:08 AM, Pantomime_Horse wrote: Or B, Should I Soup the car up as shown? Nothing drastic, it can be undone & returned to stock should I sell the car.

Soup it up. I think the car looks sharp, and would look good in a greyish blue. Dunno about pink. Was pink the color you had in mind?

Recent car models in the US are so ugly. I'm happy with my musty red '85 Saab s900. Anybody got a pic of one of those? The thing needs a new everything, but it looks better than half the cars on the road these days...

At 8/25/01 08:13 AM, Pantomime_Horse wrote: He can destroy all furniture, He is fast, In a straight line he is the fastest cat I've seen, He just can't slow down to take corners, Cats are masters at getting what they want, I'm not even sure why he is so fat, he eats less than either of the other 2.

It could be due to a thyroid problem or something. But you said the vet examined this cat and declared it healthy, so that's really weird. Can you trust this vet? You might want a second opinion...

At 8/24/01 11:50 PM, TheNewAuk wrote: Congradulations on advancing another calander year closer to the painful end of your meaningless existence on this forsaken planet!!!

Did you make that up?

At 8/24/01 10:20 PM, coolbeans wrote: POP CANT EVEN BE CALLED MUSIC CAUSE IT SUCKS SO BAD

We could say the same about stuff like Slipknot. People have different tastes. Learn to be tolerant.

You flamboyant anti-pop people are just as bad as the teenie-boppers...

At 8/24/01 05:06 PM, traekwon wrote: I always thought of it as "altered screen buttons", for some reason.. interesting. I was way off

You were closer than I. I thought he had a spasm while trying to type his name, and that's how it came out. Looked like jibberish to me...

Jimibudah... come home, daddy. Oh, mom asks for the child support bill a little early this month too.

At 8/24/01 08:00 AM, altrdscrbtns wrote: By the way, that's me and me wife's old vandel names.

Vandel names? What're those?

At 8/24/01 04:28 AM, Valz wrote: Isn't it the sign of the begining of the end when you see Christ? You want to talk about creepy, my mother has a picture of Jesus from the shroud & when you stare at it long enough his eyes open.

I'll have to scan it, however I'm not sure if it will have the same effect as the original.

*bump*

I don't want Valz to forget... :?D

*bump*

I like to see these entries.

EastFatal! Haha.

Ya, I remember you. We exchanged words... heh. Remember me? My old name was NOFX. I talked to you in chat a while ago. You aren't as bitter as you once were. (I'm reluctant to say) That's a good thing?

How about the Fuck Off pic of the guy dressed in black with the ring on his finger for "ol' times sake"?

At 8/23/01 08:02 PM, SaltyApples wrote:

At 8/23/01 04:45 PM, Icarus32 wrote: I'd love to be an animal. All they care about is survival, not all this trivial shit. Oh well.

I read a cool philosophy essay once that discussed this. Basically it was exploring the idea of what we knew to be 'real'. So, we know that things in the 'real' world, such as a rock, are real. But we can never experience the realness of the rock because we experience it through are senses, but then to ideantify it, classify it through languange. Our experience of reality comes through language.

Also, when we experience something, there's two things that occur: what happened and our story about what happened. If someone kicked you, the present would be the someone kicking you, and your story would we what it meant when that person kicked you. Our stories about experiences are what allow us to make distinctions between past, present and future, and our stories also exist in language. So, if you think back to an event that happened earlier in the day, you see an image in your head. The image itself is what happened, but it does not mean anything. The voice inside your head describing what it meant is the story about it.

Einstein's "Theory of Relativity". Different people experience different things differently. And they said it couldn't be explained in a single sentence...

At 8/23/01 07:15 PM, PriKedELiK wrote: but the question is: animals can be REALLY happy?

you totally missed my point. animals don't feel emotion. i'd like to be an animal so i don't have to deal with emotions.

:and: human brain and animal brain are so different?

duh. why do you think deers don't wear suits and ties and go to work in cubicles. they're ten times smarter than we are!

At 8/23/01 04:27 PM, cableshaft wrote: So please, people, don't feel afraid to post...although maybe this means that you DON'T have a philosophy you live by, and you just operate purely on animal instinct.

I'd love to be an animal. All they care about is survival, not all this trivial shit. Oh well.

As for my philosophy, I don't have a dominant one. The only constant in my life is that I'll always change, so it's hard to have a philosophy to live by.

My opinion:

Pantomine_Horse should be the NG BBS Mascot. The chat needs a mascot, which is probably WheelJack (great guy).

Site looks good. I haven't seen anybody with the |AMISH| tag anywhere around. Dunno. I changed my name to |AMISH|Icarus in case you're putting up names of peeps. Hmmm, I haven't played for a while tho, so I'm a bit rusty. Maybe I'll try to play some today...

I agree, but then people would swamp Tom for a lit. portal, etc. etc. Tom barely has enough time as it is, so going through submissions would probably not be possible.

I'd like to bring up the idea of the Review Crew again. I think it would be to the benefit of NG to have one.

Well, it's a good idea, but it would need to be worked out. Working it out would take time; time which Tom doesn't have... Great idea tho. I'm sure there are people with great talent with 3-d programs that don't use flash that could get a lot of recognition here.

At 8/22/01 03:26 PM, fourchinnigan wrote: Icarus now, eh?
You can't fool me.

Damn, gotta change it again now. :?D

At 8/22/01 01:26 PM, Fleck wrote: quote "If i was to send u flowers... no no. let me refrase that. If i was to let u SUCK my Tongue would u be greatful ?"

that quote is stupid.

"i got the f, c, and the k. all i need is u."

Criza! Don't be sad, please. Be the happy, cheerful woman that everyone knows you to be.

I hope you have come back to the BBS for a while. Who else will give us suggestions on cheezy movies? It's been a while since I've seen you... I've gone thru lots of name changes but maybe you remember me. I used to be NOFX.

Anywho, I'm sorry about your brother and I admire your courage to openly talk about it. If you need somewhere to turn, there are people on this BBS that'll be glad to help you.

At 8/21/01 11:30 PM, Perfect-Dom wrote: Probably Greenday - Longveiw
Because my life is boring and Im lazy.

That song has nothing to do about boredom or laziness. It's about masturbation. If that's your theme song, I dub you the loneliness man in the world... Poor pathetic fella.

At 8/21/01 11:32 PM, Charlie-Brown099 wrote: Which do you think is better? Ninjai ( www.ninjai.com (make sure you watch all of them)) or Genyu's Blade?

Personally I think Genyu's Blade is better.

Ninjai is much better. Genyu's Blade has no originality. As Ravanos earilier pointed out, all the moves in Genyu are from martial arts movies.

Ninjai actually has depth to the characters, and tells a story. Plus, the action scenes are more intense.

Genyu is just a normal anime... nonsensical violence. Ninjai is more of an Americanized toon (style-wise). It's got a good story, good looking characters, and great backgrounds and music.

I can say that I'm truely a fan of Ninjai. It's probably the only series other than Miracle Explosion that I follow and have watched all the webisodes for...

At 8/21/01 06:25 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: I had a DR appointment this AM, and instead of taking the bus the few blocks back to Market Street, I decided to take my time and walk through Washington Square. It was a nice day, slightly sunny, with a cool breeze that didn't make the heat unbearable.

So I'm walking through the park, and I sit on a beach for a smoke and to read a little of my book while enjoying the peacefulness. Then I notice this guy lying on a bench across from me, he appeared to be sleeping. And I saw his hat covering his eyes, and his hand in his pocket. No, wait, that's not his pocket, that's his hand down his pants... and it's moving. OK, it's moving faster now...

So you saw me? I was on vacation, needed to relax, and got too lazy to find a better spot. Geez, a guy can't enjoy himself anymore?

At 8/21/01 01:42 PM, JamesMarshall wrote: play, dooshbags!

fun fun fun... anarchy penguin owns me tho... :?(