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At 7/7/06 08:21 PM, -Pork- wrote:

No i just think that you have mental problems thats all or probably your high right now..

Go fuck a goat..... really

Maybe
But we have seen newgrounds evolve...

At 7/7/06 06:55 PM, GluSniFfR wrote: incompetent people that have become nothing more than mindless sheep believing anything they are told instead of forming their own opinions.
I blame the school system, for it affects the adolescent's way of thinking for the rest of his/her life.

Please Kid, keep it real!

Wow I just came to this topic because another like it was locked and I asked myself if someone else had made such a post earlier.

I am a pretty old 'member' I used to only view the frontpage flash movies, didnt sign up for that, but later I explored NG somewhat deeper.

kinda proud, I'm wonderingf what place I have within europe

At 7/7/06 05:52 PM, tricolor wrote:

At 7/7/06 05:47 PM, LOLIMKEWL wrote: It's a cult making fun of religion.

It's funny, though, how it becomes no better than the religion it makes fun of. Gah.

Its a misunderstanding that pastafarians deny an existents of a god or a creator, they just mock the people that really do believe in a specific story about this creation

At 7/7/06 04:27 PM, StLarry wrote: rastafarianism and pirated?
I know what ye speak of

Yep that is what I was talkin 'bout

.....The Flying Spaghetti Monster???

Just curious 'cause I just received two t-shirts of him and none of my roommates knew 'em

At 7/7/06 03:47 PM, old_binny wrote:

At 7/7/06 03:44 PM, Tomsan wrote: I'll suck your cock for 20

For 100

what??

NG staff???? WTF who is that, does she has down syndrome???

I'll suck your cock for 20

At 7/7/06 03:37 PM, -Fire- wrote: THIS IS WHY YOU ALL HAVE A FUCKING CAPS LOCK BUTTON! SO YOU CAN FUCKING TURN IT OFF YOURSELF!!!

USE THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON AND TURN THE FUCKING CAPS LOCK OFF!

And I always thought they intensionaly pushed the capslock button.. Silly me

thats funnny

I hope the dick isnt his, then your just flattering him

I cant believe a chick that placed over 26,000 posts in three years is hot.

here ya go

copying from my neighbour at the final exams and getting caught

Okay this is THE most gay topic I have ever red on newgrounds, exctually the gayest ever. boys making poems about there dicks???openly saying they get horny of this poem??? WTF??

...........funny how this topic keeps such a positive spirit . . . . .

At 7/6/06 12:29 PM, Checkout wrote:
Dude Dont post just to post. Awesome Story though! Was the other guy your friend? How did you find out about her and him? Why did she leave the FRAT? What were you drunk on?

-not really a friend I just knew him
-it wasnt really a secret, it was more like a frat thing, girls form the fraternity roulate between parners within the fraternity all time (this sounds arrogant and kinda lame I dont really mean it like that, its just that it is really normal)
- I am not sure
-beer tons of it

So my story begins about 3 months ago, I was going to a fraternity party where I met some chick pretty hot. We started talkin abit and in the end of the night she asked me to drive her home (with the bicycle that is) we drove trough a park and.. well she wanted to fuck so we went to some bushes, ready rubber on, when suddenly I saw a shade in my corner I looked and a man was standing there watching us saying: "dont mind me I am not even here". So this girl freaked out I kinda laughed, but as fast as she got horny as fast she went home. So I had to do the second option with chicks I had to date her. sure enough I had a date 3 days later we talked about BS again and then I went home with her to fuck. Well some of you might have experiences with chicks getting emotional after you fucked there brains out (hmm I was horny like hell so it didnt take me that long to come, but whatever) so she started talking and talking and talking.
She told me her family was very rich, her dad made alot of money himself but they were also living on old money. her parents lived in some mansion, and they had absurd rules like when they would visit someone first the dad had to enter then the mother then the brother and then herself. She was married off by her father to the son of some buissness relationship, but that guy lived in australia and was gay. She knew this because she talked to him but noone else knew. They already made an agreement to marry and live in the same mansion but to lead seperate lives. I asked her if she couldnt just refuse, but she couldnt she would be banned by the family and get no money. So I was pretty amazed and kinda stunned I didnt know this shit still happened.
So well I liked here we kept on dating not to much, and then after one fuck she starts getting emotional again. This time she tells me that she has a severe case of cancer and that her body isnt reacting on chemotherapy, she only has about 20% chance to live. this freaked me out I just fucked her and we were starting to get close. I didnt want to date a chick thats bound to die in the near by future. So I backed of abit she noticed this and got really angry at me at msn. I just told her the regular stuff I wasnt ready to commit and shit. One week later she fucked another guy. I knew him he was ok, so I talked about him about her cancer, he reacted kinda funny he said: "cancer?? she told me she had a severe case of MS (an autoimuun disease)." I was stunned and immediatly asked him if he knew something about her rich family. This time he looked weird again saying: "she told me she was from a very poor family and she had to work hard to pay for her study."
I laughed soo hard he didnt really believe me at first but when I assured him I wasnt lying we wanted to get back at her for lying without a reason. We were very drunk that night and couldnt really come up with some good thing to do so we went to a friend of her which was at the bar at that moment, and we made her call her to let her come over, she did and.. she did.
so when she entered we I louered her outside the other guy was waiting outside already, we got her and pushed her into a waterditch (not sure what the right english word is, like a small canal). remember I know this isnt really original but we where drunk.
we left the scene, and know she threatened with pressing charges, I didnt think she would though she couldnt prove anything.
when I think back at it it really amazes me that she lied so well, I really had no clue but also no real reason to doubt her. what would make her lie like that, probably just an attention whore.
Well story is almost over, We told everyone about her and her lies, seems that some people already heared some strange stories about her, one week later after we pushed her and told everyone she left the fraternity, and I havent heared of her since.

At 7/5/06 05:32 PM, FAB0L0US wrote: General is for people with no friends or jobs.

aka 13 year olds. And there is a lot of them.

dude comon.. obviously 13 year olds dont have jobs, why confront them with the rest of the truth so harshly

At 7/4/06 04:28 PM, Hamslice wrote: N. Koreas missles fail though. They are 3 staged rockets, but the 3rd never deploys.

Thats what america says.... so I dont immedialtely believe that

At 7/5/06 04:01 PM, Athlas wrote: When you look at te number of posts, threads and online users in both the politics and general forum, you're bound to notice a small difference between the two.

small??

us showing its balls again.. the fuckers

nah I am not gonna try you were pretty (goddamn) good

:showoff

useless post

mwahh it wasnt that good

At 7/4/06 08:17 PM, duffeknol wrote:

close enough, asshole

And this dude is dutch?? (like me) no true Dutchman says weed is bad. you are a shame for our stoned nation.

btw i hope you used it yourself before making all these idiotic statements..
and fuck your friends

why not?

djees :s