SKA IS DEAD KIDS.
i saw the mad caddies live a few years ago and it was cool. listend to plenty of ska in those days. went to a bunch of local shows. not anymore though.

p.s. fukken lol'd at "my favorite bands from ska"
like its tv show or something. man. newgrounds forums. forreal.

dont try to be her friend. this will result in you having tons of female friends. you must have balls and get things rolling in the direction you want. even if its scary. im tellin you i made the mistake of playing the "ooh im afraid ill just play it friendly for now" game for many years. eventually i got sick of this and then got a girlfriend whom i was with for 2 years. she ended up being a complete psycho and bit me in the leg last week and screamed and the cops got called for a domestic disturbance, but thats beside the point. the point is i got MAD LAID.

At 8/9/07 05:26 AM, friendly-bear wrote: what about him?

REMEMBER HIM.
its a command not a question.
>:0

p.s. lololol i signed up in 2001

if you dont, then youre probably a chump.
now figure out what to do.

Reality as we know it is caused by waves of energy colliding in dimensions much higher than our own.

The collisions of these energy waves can create an infinite number of different dimensions with different laws and properties depending on the nature of the wave collision. The new universes created have properties completely unique of the properties of other universes. In this particular universe, things like the speed of light and laws of physics create the realities we percieve with our five senses (reality can be described as a function of physical properties [images as a function of light wavelength, sound as a function of soundwaves, feelings function of certain chemical emotions]). other, less obvious properties of our universe are those that dictate the level at which we are spiritually self aware. In this particular reality, the highest allowed spiritual nature we can comprehend is horribly eclipsed by animal instincts and the belief that we are separate and self-concerned individuals. essentially, our true spiritual nature and our animal instincts are meshed in such a way that we are truly ignorant to our infinite, eternal spiritual nature and instead focus on our seemingly independent, physical existence in this particular dimension (money being important, material being important, sex being important).

Surely then, the ratio of animal instincts to true spiritual self awareness can be described as a numerical value, and the variation of this number can surely be one property of the different universes created. In a separate dimension perhaps, there is no mystery as to where we came from and why we are where ever we are. perhaps in other dimensions, we are at such a high spiritual self awareness that we realize what we ARE.

the last 10 minutes of "sleep" changed my life

use a condom, dont get pregz.

At 2/16/07 01:46 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: It didn't kill them in the first place.

troof.

At 2/16/07 01:57 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 2/16/07 01:49 AM, Bolo wrote: What makes stoners think they look good, anyways?

Being stoned.

I used to smoke weed. Then I quit and realized how utterly stupid stoners behave, look, speak, think and so forth.

But this is good news for you stoners!

You interpret it 2 ways:

A) No need to worry about your brain, smoke up, and hope for the best

or

B) If you quit now, you might, just might be a sane, functioning, contributing member of society.

not all stoners behave, look, and speak the same. just because you enjoy smoking weed doesnt mean you cant do your homework or look presentable or cut your hair. dont be stereotypin.

At 2/7/07 07:13 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: Fresh in the portal

Squirrel Songs III

i accidentally clicked on my "newgrounds bbs" bookmark and then i randomly clicked on a topic and it was this one. you should feel lucky.

i made a stencil with index cards and a sharpie. i put it up in the staircase at my dorm.

or are you talking about this?

i dont understand the problem.
you have to do a LITTLE extra work and press a button?
also LAPtop.

CLICK ON IMAGINING THE TEN DIMENSIONS ON THE LEFT

this link explains the 11 dimensions (0-10). i had to watch it a couple times before i fully grasped everything. very interesting stuff though. goes along with your 4th dimensional god theory.

if he saw you masturbating, that also means he was WATCHING you masturbate. WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE. WATCHING WITH HIS EYES.

At 11/29/06 01:29 AM, Vrael wrote:

At 11/29/06 01:25 AM, TomFlump wrote: eternal afterlife scares me. i dont believe in it though, so its ok.

yet even though like me you dont believe you have to admit you always have a small nag sometimes in the back of your head (usually when you have nothing to do) what if i'm wrong sorta thing

no. never.
not in the christian sense at least.
i realized one day that judgment and forgiveness are both human emotions, and these are major themes of christianity. thus, christianity is also a human invention. a true supreme being would be all knowing and understanding and wouldnt be judgmental or get offended by anything. if god created humans and human emotion, he would see the beauty in murder and theft.
so this means that the idea of being judged and sent to heaven or hell is completely ridiculous and is obviously made up.

eternal afterlife scares me. i dont believe in it though, so its ok.

health food store --> Valerian Root capsules

http://www.erowid.org/herbs/valerian/

At 11/28/06 11:40 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: Time for an asshole to make a topic and try to get it to a lot of pages... again.

Everyone post some words that you know that are real but sound made up. Here's the only one I can think of.

Esaphigeal Sphincter

ESOPHAGEAL sphincter.
the ring-like muscle that separates your stomach from your esophagus. mine is crappy, and i often have terrible heartburn and i tell people its because i have a weak esophageal sphincter.

amazing topic. way to go newgrounds.

BUT DOES IT HAVE AN ALLEN WRENCH?

i move into the dorm on tuesday :/

At 8/14/06 07:46 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: because stoners kept adding the ble and red ones together to make a purple one. the company leapt on the idea for a purple one so the stoners stoped buying 2 and now only get 1. blue lost profits so it was no longer sold.
e-v

any self respecting stoner knows that mountain dew slurpees kill cottonmouth the quickest.

At 8/14/06 07:43 AM, Soragu wrote:

At 8/14/06 07:37 AM, TomFlump wrote:
Edit > Audio Properties > (sound recording) Volume
check the appropriate device (NOT THE MIC)

I can only use my mic as a mic.

hmmmm
shitsux
mine looks like this:

At 8/14/06 07:42 AM, Ninjacakes wrote: What I think you should do is break your car, and use the parts to make hoverboards, then sell the hoverboards on ebay, and use all the money to buy 7 cars, and a blue slushie.



The blue slushies for me.

goodluck finding one.
the 7-11 by my house doesnt have blue anymore it just has cherry, mountain dew, purple, and coke. :'(

WHY WOULD THEY GET RID OF BLUE AND KEEP PURPLE? NOBODY LIKES PURPLE SLUSHIES.

BUT WAIT I JUST MADE A TOPIC WITH THE SAME TITLE
FUNNY COINCIDENCE

At 8/14/06 02:58 AM, TheHellScorpion wrote:

At 8/14/06 02:27 AM, Schmut wrote: You can set what your computer uses as a microphone.
For example, when I had no microphone, the default was to use the speakers. That way the

sounds good but how to i change the settings to that?

open up sound recorder.

Edit > Audio Properties > (sound recording) Volume
check the appropriate device (NOT THE MIC)

google image search FTW.
youve never seen a goddamned car accident before?

tonight when i was driving home on the freeway i got a really strong urge to just crank the wheel all the way to the left and just flip the car for no reason. i came really close to doing it too. WHAT DO I DO NEWGROUNDS?

GOD DAMNED A-RABS BLOWING UP AMERICA'S ICE PLANETS.
RELIGION OF PEACE MY ASS.

At 7/13/06 03:25 PM, Fragment wrote: Dick the hamster, that is.

I just got him yesterday. Isn't he adorable?

MAN i thought you were talking about goddamned PENISES.