Blink 182 quotes from Mark, Tom and Travis...
''you cant turn chicken shit into chicken salad but you can put chicken shit into someones chicken salad''
''Put those 13 year old boobs away! If I wanted to see 13 year old boobs, I'd hang out at the jr. high school like my dad does!''
''I hope this song touches you like your father does.''
''please stop undressing me with your eyes while i sit here''
''I'm probablly the best in bed, even if it is just myself in bed''
''I'm not gay, but the man in my bed last night was''
''Make yourself do something stupid, so when you really do something stupid you won't feel so bad.''
"I wasn’t very popular in high school cause the whole three testicle thing wasn’t very in"