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Happy birthday to a NGer with one of the most original names on this site.

HAPPEH BIRDAY!!!!!1!!11!1one!!!!!!

At 10/25/09 03:57 PM, iJolly wrote: Actually, after all of the customization using just the Dell Recommended things that Pc cost $836

Oh, yea, right. Sorry, I never knew that dell wasn't recommending the most expensive parts possible to put in that computer.

At 10/25/09 03:45 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: The average PC has shit specs.

Are you fucking me? You're actually looking into Dell for insight on PC's?
Anyway, that computer is $256, and the cheapest mac is the MAC MINI, costing $600.
Did you just google the cheapest PC you could find? I didn't even realize they sold PC's for under $300.
That's not an average PC. That's like trying to advertise that the average mac would be the original Mac OS. The PC you mentioned can hardly run Vista.

At 10/25/09 03:30 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: PC's are overpriced.

Never buy from alienware. They cost almost twice the average PC, and although you are getting quality stuff, it's not worth it.

At 10/25/09 03:32 PM, JollySpace wrote: Indeed they are.

That's just alienware. Regular prices are half that. You're just paying on that site for the option of customability. Alienware produces computers specifically for the buyer that requested it, making it more like a special order than anything.

At 10/25/09 01:24 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: BROCK FUCKING LESNAR?!?!
They're letting him fight guys FIFTY FUCKING POUNDS LIGHTER!!!!

Jesus Christ, I love his matches. He always pounds the living shit out of the other guy.
I just don't think they can find anyone up to his weight, and if they can, he's not as strong.
What I want to see is Kimbo VS Brock Lesnar.

At 10/25/09 11:59 AM, brewbeer wrote: Wrestling is always fixed.

UFC is not wrestling. It's an actual match between two men, where these people fight until one gets knocked out, the ref stops it, or the three rounds run out of time. This shit is real.

Why would they be looking into his home anyway?

At 10/24/09 08:06 PM, Calintz wrote: Tolietpaper... you're on the cake. If you cannot manage to read your name, the list on my cake

Weeeeheeheee!
THANKS! :D

At 10/24/09 08:08 PM, hollowtippedbullets wrote: Someone slap me for being an idiot and forgetting the updated picture...

I'm still grateful. :))))))

At 10/24/09 07:43 PM, Calintz wrote: w000000!

But I thought you and your alt loved me.

At 10/24/09 12:59 PM, mrty wrote: What if all the Newgrounders were divided into classes? If so, sirtom93 would probably be a pyro.

I'd be one of the shittier classes.

dur dur dur

Gagsy showed us her cleavage.

Now I'm blind.

Happy birthday! :)

Happy birthday to the captain of the NGPD: Newgrounds Police Dept.!!!!!
*salute*
May you find your fishing rod from the city in the west ;)

At 10/18/09 08:14 AM, Rucklo wrote: i think NG should sue PETA just for the hell of it.

Yea, for cruelty against animals. They're eating plants, so they're eating the animal's habitat!

lol irony

idea taken from elder

Happy birthday.

+1 post

I have a catering service during lunch- they make you sandwitches like at subway but with different breads (i.e. panini or italian), the pizza is REAL pizza (again the make it, as well as they make everything else), and there are almost unlimited more choices. The cookies are the best though- kept warm, and the chocolate melts in your mouth.
ITS FUCKING AWESOME

At 10/17/09 07:38 PM, gt44coder wrote: For if we had no doubt in God's existence, how can we have faith in his existence? For faith is not possible without doubt in the equation.

Yes it is. If we believe in Him, and believe that He is there, then we have no doubt that He is in heaven.

At 10/17/09 02:57 PM, PropaneMassacre wrote: Once I held a medic orchestra. Sandvich Party isn't as good.

A sandvitch party is a hell of a lot more fun. A lot of giant guys in one area, how isn't that enjoyable?
But in all seriousness, it's a lot cooler. If everyone has the KGB, you can hold boxing matches too.

Sorry, I wrote my last message in haste. Please ignore all the bad grammar.

This flash

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  Effects test by tupitupa

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  Game

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  Ages 13+

Is supposed to be in two languages, english and portuguese, as it says in the beginning of the flash. It is only in english, although, and the author submitted a portuguese version as well, this one here.

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  Small simulation(unf) by tupitupa

  Click to view.

  Type

  Game

  Rated

  Ages 13+

Would this be counted as a re-submission (as the author has to fix this little bug)? Or is it be perfectly fine?

At 10/16/09 12:56 PM, TiberiumCrystalKutu wrote: I always wanted to be a heavy torture master. So here is my feat. Who would like to be this sniper?

WAAAH, UUUAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, CRY SOME MORE!!

At 10/16/09 06:28 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Also; look at all this valuable empty space not being used for ads? This site could rival Google if you utilized your space to it's fullest.

I said that already.

At 10/16/09 06:01 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: Don't only use the first section of the front page for ads, but split up some of the rest of the page for more ads, like a line of ads going downward.

If I could, may I make a suggestion?
Don't only use the first section of the front page for ads, but split up some of the rest of the page for more ads, like a line of ads.

would it work?

Can someone translate?

Apple has worse commercials, especially the mac vs pc one's.

Hi, I'm a PC fanboy

Server's down :(

I got the 1020 error.
Oh, and gory jizzed all over his fingers and spread it over his mustache. I would post pics, but that would result in a ban :/

Riki_NG: moar taco?!
Pris: Taco? ;)
Riki_NG: tee hee... yes lady. taco
Riki_NG: *wink*
Pris: Riki looks wet ;)
Riki_NG: i wasw thinking abotu you lady
! TehSlapHappy: Both of you just get naked and fuck each other. I'm about to die here.

Girls with cams came on. Not vids, but they had ACTUAL CAMS.

TITTIES

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD.