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What the fuck is your plan and what do you do?

Me:
Grab powertools, get in a Hummer H3 from a local car dealer (few blocks from my house) and drive until I come up with a good plan.

Just letting you guys know I'm still alive, and always was. I'm just lurking here, not posting.

E-mail tom fulp. He changed my name after 3 days.

Good luck.

Feh, nothing but nostalgia ITT.

I'm so tough I ate a nail full of bowls for breakfast.
WITHOUT ANY MILK.

>:(

Thats bullshit. He would have raped her and left.

COP OUT OF FUCKING KNOWHERE SAVES THE DAY.

HORSE shit.

At 2/28/10 03:06 PM, deathofghosts wrote: so i am guessing that that is what a role call is... okay.... nice song

Nope, this is the roster. This is a 'checkup' of how much each person b/p's and essencially determines activity. A role call itself is a pm you will get in...liz what was it? Two months? Three?

Both of these are managed by Liz. If you want the details consisting of a role call, here they are, more or less (copypasted):

NGPD Roll Call : 7th February 2010

Welcome one, welcome all to the Bi-Annual NGPD Roll call.

Okay, this is simple. Currently today, it's 7th of February. The next Roll Call will be held on the 1st of July and then we will go from there. During this roll call, you will have 3 options to chose from, you only have to pick one but you MUST pick an option.

If you don't reply back to this PM, I will just assume that you have gone AWOL and that you will not be returning. Either way, I will remove you from the roster.

You have 2 weeks to reply to this PM. Failure to do so by the 21st of February will result in you being removed from the roster and your name being taken off the members list. You can always ask to be a part of the club again... But we have to know that you will be active and wont go AWOL without telling us.

Now... Here are your options.

1) Yes I would like to remain on the roster for the time being. I am active within the club and the private forums.

2) Yes I would like to remain on the roster, however I know I'm not that active... Yet I would like to remain on the roster because I hope to become active within the next few days / weeks. I will inform you if this changes.

3) No I would not like to remain on the roster. I am not active in the club anymore and I feel as if I should be removed from the members list. I will not be returning to the club / NG anytime soon. However if I chose to re-enlist, I will take into account that I must be active.

This has been sent to all the members on the recent roster list as of the 7th of February.

Take care.

-Lizz-

If this wasn't clear, all credit goes to liz for this.

how often do these role calls happen?

Again, this isn't a role-call, although this happens once a week.

Hello, btw. I'm TP. Welcome to both recruits, hope you guys have fun in the NGPD.

forgot to post here for a while, sorry guys.

Yes, I do. I'm a devout Christian (Roman Catholic).

I know I'm a little late in here to be making excuses, but I'm still alive like the rest of you. And just lurking.

I really can't find something to contribute right now. (Other than this post, lol)

At 2/21/10 10:16 PM, thenewbies wrote: It's been over 100 posts and you still haven't completely turned off the internet.

OK FAGGOT YOU ASKED FOR IT.

BOOM. HOW DO ALL OF YOU FEEL NOW? THE EFFECTS SHOULD TAKE PLACE SOON. GOODBYE, ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR PORN-FREE LIVES.

oh except for africa. that remains unchanged.

At 2/21/10 10:10 PM, WooldoorSockbat wrote: This is four pages.......
*cries*

SHADDAP!
*POW*

OH AND AFRICA NEVER HAD INTERNET TO BEGIN WITH.

THEREFORE IT DOESN'T COUNT. FIFTH POST AFTER THIS ONE DECIDES.

SORRY FOR THE BREAK, FALLOUT 3 GOT THE BETTER OF ME.

NOW THEN, ASIA IS GONE. NEXT? ROLLING. 3RD POST AFTER MINE DECIDES. IF NOT, I GET TO CHOOSE.

At 2/21/10 09:17 PM, ProudToBeAsian wrote: I'll take care of this. Sir, please STEP AWAY from the switches. We at Asia can give you many won-tons

WTF is a WON-TON? I AM NOT RIKING THIS

and Korean/Viatnamese hookers. The choice is yours.

Vietnamese hookers
Vietnamese
Vietnam

FFFFFFFFF YOU JUST GAVE ME ONE MORE FUCKING REASON TO CUT THIS SHIT.

YOUR TIME HAS BEEN CUT TO 5 MINUTES. AS SAID BEFORE, DO OR DIE.

TOO LATE FAGGOTS, I'M FUCKING BACK.

AND THAT WAS SOME GODDAMN GOOD FOOD.

NOW, WHERE WERE WE? OH YEESSSS, ASIA'S NEXT.

*stops all attempts to disable the switches*

I CALL THE ASIAN DEFENSE TO THE STAND. ASIAN NEGOTIATOR: WHY SHOULD I NOT DO THIS. YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES. GO.

At 2/21/10 08:24 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote: how about this then.... *nukes the internet switches*

Just go away. You're really not funny at all.

TO THE REST OF YOU FUCKERS:

I'M GOING ON A GODDAMN LUNCH BREAK. WHEN I GET BACK, I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYTHING FUCKING CHANGED, YOU ASSHOLES GOT THAT?

OR I SWEAR I'LL TURN THEM ALL OFF WHEN I COME BACK, EVEN IF YOU DETAIN ME BEFOREHAND.

>:(

FUCK AUSTRALIA.

NOW WHO'S NEXT?

OOPS.

At 2/21/10 07:46 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: Dammit, wait a minute! The King of the World lives in the earths core, it takes time to contact him!

I AM WAITING.

*drums fingers on desk* If you can't reach that king dude, Tom will suffice. That or moots.

Tom preferably seeing as I can actually GET something from Tom.

OK FUCKERS, TIME'S UP. IT'S DO OR DIE.

also, my finger is starting to hurt.

At 2/21/10 06:54 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: Calm down sir, we have the president on the line, he wants to talk with you.

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. OBAMA NEVER CHANGED ANYTHING AND HE NEVER WILL.

NOW GIVE ME SOMEBODY WITH SOME GODDAMN POWER OVER THE WORLD. I'M GETTING READY TO PUNCH THIS BITCH INTO NEXT WEEK.

ooohh the irony.

At 2/21/10 06:40 PM, Moiunda wrote: Um.... Hi sir. I have the authority, as Tom's representative, to promote you to mod status, if you step away from the switch, and turn yourself in. Please accept these terms, you don't need to destroy the world!

FUCK YOU! MY FINGER'S STARTING TO FEEL ITCHY! I DON'T TRUST YOU!

At 2/21/10 06:41 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Yes, I DO enjoy pissing on other people's parades.

I love how you think you ruined something by sucking the mod's dicks.

At 2/21/10 06:45 PM, sven647 wrote:

At 2/21/10 06:36 PM, Grim13x wrote: Why is there a cock in the top right corner?

It was the left corner stupid

True. OP back then was definitely lying; it wasn't a fucking arm.
BACK TO REALITY ASSHOLES. I'M STILL WAITING.

At 2/21/10 06:33 PM, Obvious-M wrote: Most people use the internet, not an intranet.

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

AN INTRANET IS BASICALLY A SERVER HOOKED UP TO MULTIPLE COMPUTERS, AND THEREFORE, IF THE INTRANETS ARE DOWN THE INTERNETS ARE DOWN.

INTERNET = HOSTED BY SERVERS.

SERVERS DOWN = INTERNET DOWN.

I'm prepared to negotiate. Send in the poor bastard to meet my terms.

FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!

I'LL FUCKING DO IT!!! NOW GET THE FUCKING COPS OUT OF HERE OR BOOM GOES ALL OF YOUR PORN!!!

Don't tempt me you bastards!

No.

illegal text.

At 2/20/10 01:46 AM, Tystarr wrote: Some of these places listed aren't anything special like Buffalo Wild wings..and what if ppl are vegetarian? Plus these places are expensive. If we're in NYC you bet we don't have a lot of money to spend on overpriced food. I know some great cheap spots. China town has the most awesome buffets. lol

Oh God, I must have missed this. Sorry for the double post. I visit china town a lot.

China town is awesome and yet terrible. Whenever I have to pass through there, I'm either always hearing some chinese dude yelling (in chinese) or I see cheap toys put out for $10 a piece on the streets.

That, and the buffets. TIP TO ANYONE GOING TO CHINATOWN- If you go to a restaurant, don't drink the water they give you. One of my good friends works in a typical restaurant like that, and they serve you tap water + ice from God knows where. (News article appeared a year or two ago saying that the ice cubes are dirtier than toilet water, not sure where. Can't find it now. Here's the one for fast foods, but I can't find the one for chinese restaurants.)

But still, china town is a must-see.

Sorry for all the suggestions, I know I'm probably being really bothersome, especially with the fact that I'm not going. I'll shaddap now.

At 2/20/10 12:19 AM, Luis wrote: I'd prefer to try ny things, like katz delicatessen or coney island hotdogs or somethingggg very ny

You want NY things? Go buy from one of those stands in the subways. Plenty of NY taste there.

Although the hotdogs aren't a bad idea.

Also- condoms were invented by the vikings. The vikings used sheep bladders and tied them around their dicks. They were not cleaned and in fact reusable. Not sure if they have that in the museum of sex.

High school + multiple clubs + outside theology makes it impossible to schedule events, much less go to them.

Gory, as for the restaurant, although I will not attend, I recommend California Pizza Kitchen- they have pretty big tables. (just a suggestion)

Locations:
201 East 60th Street, New York, NY 10022-1401 (212) 755-7773%u200E

262 West 25th Street, New York, NY 10001-7304 (212) 869-2988%u200E

440 Park Ave S New York, NY 10016 between 30 and 31st (212) 685-6700%u200E

Googled these, so don't quote me. Very good food there, if you haven't been there before.

Have fun guise :)

I never DID like the look of AIM...

At 2/10/10 07:19 PM, tyler2513 wrote: Ouch, that sucks. I'm definetly in this.

Woah woah woah, wait a second. Where did that quote from '08 come up, Mr. Durden?