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At 4/26/10 12:40 AM, Toiletpaper wrote: I'd just like to pop in here and say three things.

1. I'm still alive.
2. A big welcome goes out to our newest recruit in the NGPD! WELCOME BUDDY! (You won't see me here much).
3. Welcome back Johnny. You haven't been here a while.
4. Mas0n, you will NOT, and I mean goddamn NOT outrank me on next week's goddamn roster. I am keeping 11th, whether you like it or not.

Ok then, business has been handled. See you guys in another few centuries.

Damn, that sounded a little harsh. I meant to have the ;) emoticon for my post, but forgot to add it. To whoever read the above post, please don't take it so seriously.

I'd just like to pop in here and say three things.

1. I'm still alive.
2. A big welcome goes out to our newest recruit in the NGPD! WELCOME BUDDY! (You won't see me here much).
3. Welcome back Johnny. You haven't been here a while.
4. Mas0n, you will NOT, and I mean goddamn NOT outrank me on next week's goddamn roster. I am keeping 11th, whether you like it or not.

Ok then, business has been handled. See you guys in another few centuries.

At 4/12/10 12:39 PM, Sapiensevaritas wrote: You know what is really funny? That an average American knows shit about the world, we know more about your country than you. But I never did blame you about this, and I do not blame you even now, it would be stupid for me to assume that you even care.
Ask your parents, or grandparents How were they feeling after JFK assasination, it was what? 50 years ago, and you do not remember? Our tragedies have hundreds of years, and we still do . Try to understand, then judge.

Bah, americans never will. They'll be too busy thinking its good that they have Obama in the white house. Anyway, ditto for what you've said.

At 4/12/10 08:03 PM, Maszrum wrote: Except of the fact that our President wasn't as popular here as JFK was there so it's hard to actually compare those two.

Actually, not really. Our President was just as popular in Poland as JFK was in the US. Just his popularity didn't spread internationally. Did you see the masses coming out for when they found his body parts? Its like the Pope would come to visit.
Also: ALL POLES AS WELL AS POLISH SUPPORTERS, THANK YOU- BUT, PLEASE (FOR THOSE LIKE ME) WHO THINK THAT THE DEATH WAS REALLY A MURDER, HOLD YOUR WORDS FOR NOW

Poland is hosting a week-long mourning for our President, and we should keep silent in respect of his death (until 4/17, when we can start to vent our anger and actual thoughts). He was a really good patriot, one of a kind, and Poland might never have a leader like him again.

Extremely sad update on the chickens, if anyone remembers this thread.

There used to be 3 of them back in '07, a guy at the park told me. There were only 2 after the winter of '07-8, and now, after the winter of '09-10, there is only one.

Guys, there is only one chicken alive at this time. The other two have died from the cold. When there were two of them, I used to watch them both climb up a tree to hide from the predators during the night. Now, It's just so goddamn sad watching only one climb up the same tree slowly, staring back at me.

One chicken left guys, only one. I'll update again if this status changes. Then, the chickens will all be gone. :(

At 4/5/10 05:02 PM, wcatdoor wrote: When I saw that he said he had 300 b/p in a week I dont think i coulda belived it until i saw it.

300 is a hell of a lot, but those numbers are nothing compared to the clock day '09 numbers. I think they went into the thousands, didn't they liz?

eh, unfunny prank is unfunny
t'was better last year w/ china

At 3/30/10 10:52 PM, xXHalfRoyalXx wrote: no prob but i like it here (and the furry thread) but im going to go back to the portal bbl

As mentioned in my previous post, please work on your post QUALITY. One liners are minimally accepted, unless that is all that you can really add to a topic (which is genuinely rare, considering the dedication level of some of the users here).

At 3/30/10 10:39 PM, xXHalfRoyalXx wrote: Hwy im new here (as you can tell by my low low low low low -takes a deep breath- low rank) and been trying to help in the flash portal and do over time am i relly wasting my time or am i relly helping cuz i wanna help.

Assuming no troll:

Thank you for taking an interest in the NGPD, but we have some standards you must adhere to before you can join.
The minimum requirements for the NGPD are as follow:

50 posts on the BBS (mature as well, to make sure that not only are you relatively active but not a troll).

Security Guard Badge (to ensure your dedication to the portal)

Although this was mentioned before, POST QUALITY is large upon inspection. You should work on your grammar.

Good luck for the future, and hopefully we will see you around.

At 3/29/10 11:38 AM, ChaseApple wrote: If you watch the movie `Jaws' backwards it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

Old copy pasta is old.

At 3/28/10 09:45 PM, TailsPrower wrote: voting stuff

Tails, someone is waiting for your company. Let me introduce you to a potential recruit...
Caged silhouette!
If you need references, Liz put out a fairly good word for him.

At 3/28/10 01:05 PM, CagedSilhouette wrote: See post on previous page (wouldn't let me do the 90% quote thing)

At 3/25/10 03:28 PM, michelinman wrote: That's why no one really posts in here much right now. How's everyone been doing?

Damn, you haven't been here for what? a little over 30 pages? You're not needed. Just leave.

welcome back ;P

Also, a warm welcome to roger. Enjoy your stay in the NGPD :)

Anyone have an extremely large easter break coming up? I know one of us do, and he shall indeed enjoy it.

At 3/24/10 10:50 PM, slipknot80210 wrote:

At 3/24/10 09:26 PM, NeverHundred wrote: I prefer my bands to be a little less... fictional. But I like the cartoon anyway.

Dethklok is a real band too. They do concerts and everything

Exactly. Dethklok = real band. The TV shows came out after the music, as someone got a brilliant idea for the episodes and Dethklok said 'ok sure.'

DETHKLOK = REAL BAND PEOPLE

Dethalbum 1 and 2. That's it.

look for the bonus disks. good luck.

joking =/= flaming

At 3/19/10 06:58 PM, mwmike wrote: Honestly, I have no idea about whether you'll get a place in the force or not, it's all up to Tails or Spiffy from here onwards.

Agreed on this one. It's 50-50. Though the post length is alright, the posts themselves seem to borderline spam. They are definitely on the immature side. Quality > Quantity, don't you agree tails/spiff? (whoever gets here first).

Anyway, good luck roger. I think you might need it.

also, sorry for this post sounding very ominous. I didn't mean it that way, but I can't see another way to put my thoughts.

I retract my previous statement.

At 3/17/10 10:52 PM, TailsPrower wrote: my 4-leaf clover kinda reminds me of 4chan. I pray no one ostracizes me for making this connection.

Speaking of 4chan, anyone got any ideas on what's going on with the /b/ane of the internet?

This is the worst fucking meme ever.

See retards? I can type full fucking senten

At 3/17/10 06:45 PM, NinjaDonut wrote: Rule #1: Don't Talk about /b/
Rule #2: DON'T talk about /b/

Your cancer amazes me.
Only in raids. Go get fucked by a dog.

Me too. Moot is probably adding something, that or AnT is up to something

Probably the first, though. Nothing to worry about, newfags, this has happened before.

Bah, these new levels suck.

At 3/13/10 03:22 PM, deathofghosts wrote: episode 6 of what??... also it is nice to see that after a few days of being dead this club is hot into the action

Episode 6 being out really brought the action up.

Ok, how to explain episode 6 w/o a boring speech? Impossible.

Firstly, we have private forums under which we conduct private business of the NGPD (hence the 'private' forums). These forums kept us alive while we were locked.

But moving on, register on these forums, and await tail's confirmation as to your acceptance into the board. Then, we move into a topic called 'Portal' (not the game from valve, btw). This is a story created by tails, and you can read it up on our private forums. I don't want to tell you of the plot, as it may ruin the story. Anyway, don't worry about the names, as they were previous NGPD members (or currently active NGPD members) which you probably don't know much of, except for the obvious ones (such as tails, neon, liz, etc).

The story is under 'literature'. Good luck finding it.

Also, hello and welcome to the NGPD. I'm TP. ;)

At 3/8/10 08:31 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: You are an idiot. Just because you are straight, doesn't mean you have to hate homosexuals. But you choose to anyway, and attack "gay rights", although I'm pretty sure you have no clue what the hell you are talking about. Wouldn't you feel it was unfair if someone said they were against your rights? Well, that's exactly how it is for gay people to read the bullshit you just typed.

I believe that if fucking FAGS wouldn't reveal that they were gay (for example the gay pride parade) THEY WOULDN'T BE HATED. BUT NO, THEY NEED TO GET UP ON FLOATS AND SHAKE THEIR ASS AT THE POPULATION BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY.

Why don't we have a fucking straight pride parade? Gays don't deserve rights if they preach their faggatory in everyone's faces.

4chan.org/newfags

At 3/8/10 08:30 PM, Grizzli wrote: Police Sergeant Grizzli reporting for duty sir! Hoping to join the force! Please let me know if I pass inspection or not. Appreciated!

Hello sir, welcome to the NGPD!
I'm just one of the members, Officer TP. Thanks for your interest in the force! Note: I'm not an official reviewer, so this is just here to keep you waiting until either tails or spiffy get here.

Looking into your profile, I see that everything is in order other than your post quality. Again, I'm not an official judge, but I think you should work on it a little more. Mostly of what I see are 1 liners, and although they contribute to the conversation, they don't do it very WELL. Try a little more effort, your posts show potential, but they are not quite there.

This is just a suggestion, again, not even close to an official review. If you need a little help improving your post quality, as it seems that's all you can contribute, take a step into the politics forumsas well as the Wi/Ht forums. It's easy to make helpful posts there.

Anyway, that was just a peer review. Good luck in the official review, and I hope to see you in the NGPD if not sooner then later. :)

Racism doesn't exist. It's all a scheme in order to allow black people up the social ladder.

At 3/8/10 06:27 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: you forgot a few dyke lesbo, COLON COWBOY queers, gays, twinks, fairy's, and butt pirates and fags don't like it get over it.

Butthurt fags ITT?

At 3/8/10 06:30 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: The word gay could eventually end up meaning more then happy, or homosexual, or stupid, the next thing you know, it will mean honorable, and brave.

Gay = Homosexual
Gay = Retarded
Gay = bad

I don't give half a shit if liberals like you run the US, you won't change the term gay in my opinion. I am against gay rights btw.

At 3/8/10 07:54 PM, LeroyJ wrote: No, YOU stand back!

This is thievery you cocksucker.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1147 455/1

Gay is and always will be a synonym for a negative term.

DEAL WITH IT.

I think it's oversensitive people like you who should shut the fuck up.

Go support the gays at the gay pride parade. Now is not the time.