At 11/24/09 08:21 AM, Grizzli wrote:

What the hell?
I hope this isnt a true story....

disgusting....

It's more accurate than I'd like to admit.

Hur hur

Yo I got a friend who hangs on the Ceiling,
He watches me fap, gives me a feeling,
In other words, I commit masterbation,
To pics of catistration, to necrophilia damnation,
I decide to cum, all over his bum, its so fun,
It makes his furr sticky, but he ain't picky,
so he grooms it

I'm cooking bacon while I write this.

To me, for some reason, it sounds like Peanut Butter Jelly Time.

Bout' time I killed this thread.

Ey gurl, whuch yoo doin' wit dat bucket?

Seriously, WTF is this?

Wasn't Hooded Justice and some other guy from Watchmen gay?

Yes he was a Christian. But his missionary work wasn't the best thing to happen to the world...

Well now.

Sliders
Samurai FUCKING Jack

Just a little sumthin' you say when you want sex. No big deal.

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Needledick?

Poopzy?

Here is a nice little town.

At 11/20/09 01:33 PM, ChampionAnwar wrote: What's wrong with good ol' fashioned light?

It sucks.

You must prove your are fab-worthy. *zippppp*

Only if he did something unacceptable. I wouldn't beat him for his way of thinking our sexuality, but if they enforce him to bad things, fuck yeah I would.

At 11/20/09 06:22 AM, IThinkImDrunk wrote:
Also, this isn't particularly great, newgrounds and 4chan have always shared a peaceful relationship, and nobody likes those scientologist fucks.

Our constant mockery of eachother is peaceful? Sometimes I think a few oversensitive /b/tards will spam us for our mockery. Then newfags everywere will be lyke "OMFG LES DO WAR ON 4CHAN!"

Just don't bring up the Revolution, or soc...I mean football.

I too saw it. And out of all truth, it was okay.

useless product, you'll just end up cutting up and eating the egg.

That lemon drank gotta lil' yeller in it...

So long as I didn't say "fuck" or "goddammit", my folks never cared if I cursed, so long as I didnt'excesively do it.

Hello there! Have you read our BBS Rules? You should read them before you decide to post. It can really help, alot.

"Making "Hi, I'm new", "I'm back", or "I'm leaving NG" threads without significant content pertinent to your situation."

You have broken the above rule. You needn't worry, just try not to do it again.

At 11/19/09 03:07 PM, ZX wrote: lol

Nuthin' lulzy about your statement.

At 11/19/09 08:28 AM, megakill wrote: well, its nothing new. kids have been inhaleing stuff from around the house to get high for years, and i can imagine they'll be doing it for years to come.

Well, parents are gonna say "don't let the kids buy the products". What if they need the item? Doing this won't halt the process, and will not make up for others stupidity.

I was watching the news today, and it said kids have benn "inhaling household products in large proportions, on free will". They said it made them look "cool". Since when is putting a Lysol can to your mouth to inhale the toxic chemicals cool?! Jesus, kids are getting stupider every day. I'd rather be the biggest dork in my school, if I had the choice.

So, thoughts?

At 11/18/09 09:43 PM, Chymeraxe wrote:

Who cares about black people?

Not George Bush.

I think you should post that here bro.

At 11/18/09 08:51 PM, MistressMelon wrote:

At 11/18/09 08:45 PM, platypuspwn wrote: Can any of you fine NGers enlarge a picture for me without raping the quality so I can use it as a background, then send me a link, I want it around 700x600 if possible.

Picture :D

Guurrll... With all those rolls, you'll never need the Pillsbury Dough Boy again...

I don't care how wrong I sound, but I want to feel those breasts.