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At 9/21/09 08:18 AM, Jerich0 wrote: Anyone who says oblivion hasn't played a real rpg. It's a great game but its not no rpg.

I love how you generalize. Oh wait, I don't.

I honestly can't say I have a favorite though.

At 9/21/09 06:12 PM, Sheepiez wrote: DON'T BE SUCH A PANSY

Exactly.

Remember kids, being sad is a misuse of your brutal revenge killing. In case you don't realize the order, it's

Something to piss of Villain>Tension between Villain and you>Villain kills/hurts/threatens/devours significant other>Deep Moment between fallen and Hero> Dramatic moments involving preparation for redemption>Redemption>Dramatic/Semi Sadness usually involving a blown up/on fire/badly damaged building.

At 9/20/09 08:42 PM, darkrchaos wrote: That why I got rid of my xbox360. it was a good system but it broke to much. after the 3rd time i just gave up and got a ps3.

My rage for you is at an unknown level of gigantic proportions.

Anyways like the others said, you should keep it in a cool place where it has room in the back.

At 9/20/09 04:45 PM, Dark-critical wrote:

At 9/20/09 04:14 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:

At 9/20/09 04:02 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: What's system32?

no, really.

Core files for whatever Windows OS You've got.
Basically, it IS Vista/XP/7/98/whatever

If you delete it, your computer is still useful...as a paperweight.
Do that, and you basically hollowed out your computer.

Can't you just reïnstall your OS?

That's what I figured. Guess it's something to look into in case one day your kid takes advice from a newgrounder or something along those lines.

At 9/19/09 11:22 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: There's a vegetarian community in the clubs and crews section. We're much friendlier and more informed about vegetarianism than General, believe me.

You don't need to make assumptions now. That's just mean.

At 9/19/09 12:03 AM, kidd25 wrote: can't we all just agree that we loving shooting the shit out of something thats not or was human?

No, we can't.

At 9/18/09 11:41 PM, Latecks wrote: Super strong and slow, all I gotta do is time it so he runs right into me.

Then he pulls out his gun.

At 9/18/09 11:34 PM, grounds-master wrote: Capt. Falcon is a combination of both. Capt Falcon=win. Therefore, mathematically, Combination=win.

One hasn't grasped the concept of tiers.

While I'm really happy about L4D2, I'm afraid a promise is a promise.

Promise

At 9/18/09 11:23 PM, JKMonkey wrote: The Boston College Eagle.

Sweet, I live under an hour away from you!

At 9/18/09 11:05 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 9/18/09 11:03 PM, Toastman7007 wrote:

At 9/18/09 10:54 PM, Chdonga wrote: Halo 3 ODST is just a shitty game that Bungie whored off as an expansion pack.

They said the same thing about L4D2.

But l4D2, is actually a sequel, that people want as an addon because they thought they can get a game for free by boycotting it. ODST, on the other hand, is just an overpriced add-on.

You should look into the issue more concerning L4D, cause according to the boycotter's side Valve promised new content for the original (new weapons/SI/maps etc...). I'm sure you can connect the dots. They are pretty similar.

At 9/18/09 10:54 PM, Chdonga wrote: Halo 3 ODST is just a shitty game that Bungie whored off as an expansion pack.

They said the same thing about L4D2. It's called businesses making money. Not a new concept.

At 9/18/09 10:33 PM, steventhegreat wrote: because most of the time school is learning about stuff you never use *COUGH*french*COUGH* and doing the same thing over and over.

I have so much homework this weekend in isn't even funny

There is a reason they do what they do in high school. It's so that you can find your niche or talent in this world. Once you find it you can take the right steps to master it and make a living off of it.

At 9/18/09 10:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: You're turning into a tentacle monster that she will then restrain. Then for all of eternity, you will be forced to submit to her sick fantasies.

I call putting him out of his misery first!

At 9/18/09 07:32 PM, theshadowwolf wrote: We are the fucking BRUINS. A pregnant female bear. Fucking gayest maxcot ever...

I don't get it. How is the word bruins related to a pregnant bear? Bruin is just a term for bears in general. At least to my knowledge.

Also, our mascot is the Fighting Fishermen, cause we are a fishing town.

Weird, I know.

I say screw you all and get Starfox64 for a far better game.

At 9/18/09 08:10 PM, Crumption wrote: Its not that, its just a mouse is overall easier for aiming. Even if you prefer a console's controller, or are better with one, a mouse is still more accurate for a person who has tried it, or hasn't tried neither control method.

Don't give me that. I've tried both and they are same. You all are crazy.

At 9/18/09 06:47 PM, TheMaster wrote: To everyone saying they're better with controllers, that's not the issue. The fact is it's POSSIBLE to be better with a keyboard and mouse than it is on a controller. As in skill with a controller peaks lower than skill with a keyboard.

Someone who's good with a controller would only be as good as someone who's average with a keyboard.

"Even if you're good at it, we're better because we use something you don'ts.".

I call bullshit. I won't buy that for one second.

Dead Rising 2 comes out in February I think, so that would be a good game to get in the future, but for now, perhaps Saints Row 2 would be good? Lots of stuff to unlock and it's probably round 30-40 bucks for 50 hours of gameplay.

At 9/18/09 04:58 PM, xscoot wrote:

At 9/18/09 08:58 AM, KeithHybrid wrote: Quick! Form a parameter! I got report of an incoming contingent of PC elitists!

Oh God, the first wave of the Glorious PC Master Race is already incoming!

That's what they said about Sovereign, and guess what happened to him? HE'S DEAD, TIMMY. DEAD.

Controller>Mouse and Keyboard in my opinion. Sure some may say otherwise but it's all about preference. I personally do twice as better with a console controller than anything else because there's no excess buttons and whatnot.

Oh, and you can hook an xbox controller (or anything that uses a usb cord) onto your computer, which is cool.

At 9/17/09 08:04 PM, Gian wrote:

At 9/17/09 07:58 PM, JKMonkey wrote: By far the WORST thing I have ever seen (NSFW)

Basically this thread evolved into a NSFW videos dump.

Make some sense, please.

He posted the wrong link. Sense made.

Also I wish I still had that picture with around 7-8 Yahoo fails. Oh well.

At 8/19/09 08:38 PM, Kirkus-1 wrote: There's no picture, but this fucking rules hahah.

e) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

But you still knock on people's door trying something a lot worse then that.

At 9/16/09 04:44 PM, Zecampeao wrote:

At 9/16/09 03:37 PM, MrFinland wrote: How about don't do drugs?

Woohoo, some maturity and balls to say "no" to drugs

I know, it's amazing.

At 9/16/09 03:37 PM, MrFinland wrote: How about don't do drugs?

It's not that hard kids.

At 9/14/09 05:01 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Because it's not unreasonable to expect people to know more than one language. It's hard for a lot of Americans to realize, but when it comes to knowing multiple languages, the U.S. is WAAAAAY behind most other industrialized countries, as well as many countries that aren't even wealthy.

Yeah, people in America can speak different languages. May come as a surprise to some, but the rumors are true. I was going to type in a different language to prove it, but I'll save everyone the trouble of wondering what I said, and it's pretty useless to do it anyways on an English website.

At 9/14/09 09:46 AM, Yiffy wrote: Can't argue with this.

I'll take my controller, kthnxbai.

It's not lupus.

Someone had to say it eventually

On a serious note, just get it checked out. I'm sure your pride can suffer a bit for the rest of your life.

I just dislike them in general.

"Hey, I think something is wrong with my game. Help?"
"That's because you're a pirate."
"But, I bought the game and everything!"
"YOU'RE A GODDAMN PIRATE."

That's more than likely how it worked out.