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How about I keep my knife in it's sheath, and my penis in my pants, and figure out a way off the island? I mean either way I die on a god forsaken piece of ice so might as well try. If the others agree, we could make a boat and hopefully back to civilization. Even if I do sustain life there for a while, I'm basically condemning people to a life of shit, so I'll take the slim chance of escape.

Then afterward Winston can come out to play.

Skull Kid, Banjo & Kazooie and some cool, no nonsense yet still awesome character and then focus on making all the characters diverse yet equal or something along the lines.

ETHNIC DIVERSITY.

At 9/27/09 08:44 PM, Preternatural wrote: L4D2: Overpriced DLC
ODST: Overpriced Expansion Pack

Hmm.

You're so original and hilarious.

At 9/27/09 06:35 PM, Crashman wrote:

At 9/27/09 06:28 PM, LTmatt wrote:

At 9/27/09 06:22 PM, dmansland wrote: You're talking about KeithHybrid...

Actually, I'm talking about both of you.

I like the three of you, but shut up.

please. No one is posting anything relevant.

Well I hate you all if no one else will.

Anyways, you can do one of two things, either buy it yourself, or persuade one of your family members to get a new console. Around 30 hours of work will net you $200 at minimal pay (here in the US anyways) and he can't say no to stuff he buys with your money.

Just saying.

At 9/27/09 12:09 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: I don't see any of these "vast improvements" people are mentioning.

So far the only differences I know of are;

different weather (similar to how L4D uses music)
New Survivors (anyone could have done this to be honest, and I expect someone will reskin and model the L4D characters to be similar to the L4D2 characters)
Melee weapons

Well, you got around
10 new guns,
incendiary ammo
3 uncommon infected,
3 special infected
better AI director
5 maps that I believe are longer than the original 4.
New gameplay modes
rolling crescendos and some other stuff is being added.

Happy now?

That you're not that old.

Whippersnapper.

At 9/25/09 12:07 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote: You used to post here all the god damn time. How could I not remember you?

I know, right! Anyone who forgot him must be an idiot!

Now dropkick someone with that and you'll have a lethal weapon!

At 9/23/09 08:42 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote:

At 9/23/09 07:50 PM, Toastman7007 wrote: You guys have such sick, barbaric, fantasies. Seriously, get help.

Some people have a more "finer" taste you see.

I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY PERSON THAT THOUGHT OF THAT!

I really want to make sunflower rule 34...

I have no shame.

For the sake of humanity, please make this most delicious picture. I would be most grateful.

And there's no shame in loving.

At 9/23/09 08:18 PM, Najjo-Rulez wrote: Wow, nobody's said Samus Aran in her under armor?

I call Samus aran.

She shoots the balls off of people.

Have fun with that.

You guys have such sick, barbaric, fantasies. Seriously, get help.

Some people have a more "finer" taste you see.

At 9/23/09 07:31 PM, JKMonkey wrote: 2006 was a good year, the year of the red-design

Unless there was another redesign, it happened in 07.

Starcraft: Ghost.

I even read the books...

At 9/22/09 11:17 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: I love Ms Paint Adventures, and seeing everyone's reaction to Dave's spoof comic only makes it all the sweeter.

Agreed. Although I'm hoping someone reads Problem Sleuth first, since that's completed and still has the humor/seriousness of it.

Rice boy is legendary in my opinion, just for being so well done and trippy.

I don't even know where to begin.

At 9/22/09 11:11 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote:

At 9/22/09 11:06 PM, ThatGuyXXX wrote: How much exactly is in your budget?

<$600

I'm sure you could get a decent computer with that.

For those that are mentally disabled, this is the actual site.

Since I know most of you didn't bother

But yeah, I love that site. Also these are pretty good too.

At 9/22/09 10:05 PM, Chillee wrote:

At 9/22/09 09:53 PM, RoboJesus wrote: /b/ is funnier than Newgrounds. 90% of NG humor originated in /b/.

Truth.

The amount of fail (a 4chan-originated meme) ITT (a 4chan-originated term) is hurting my brain.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?! (Another 4hcan-originated meme)

See, you can't even say a sentence without having half of what you say be related in some way to 4chan. 4chan isthe internet.

Normally I don't get ticked off, but you're acting like it's a god or something.
Let's get some things straight.

1. It's an image board. Nothing more, nothing less.
2. Surprisingly so, 4chan has been known to steal stuff and claim it as their own.
3. 4chan is not the internet. The internet providers are the internet.

With these three key rules, you too can lead a healthier internet lifestyle!

At 9/22/09 09:31 PM, Danavers wrote: Does anybody have the problem where if iTunes is running you can't take screenshots? It's pissing me off.

Not me.

Anyways, cool people use wallpaper changers.
And cool people have a hoard of wallpapers
And cool people name each one.
And cool people use links to save loading speeds.

At 9/22/09 09:43 PM, Cericon wrote:

At 9/22/09 09:31 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:

At 9/22/09 09:25 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: If he was a a true /b/tard, he would have known about rules 1 and 2.

If you were, you'd know those only apply during raids.

gtfo

No, it doesn't.
It applies during everyday internet browsing.
Newfag.

And to respond to MyGuitarSticks, /b/ isn't Anonymous.
And to Cericon, it doesn't matter and I'm pretty sure the subject is talked about many times.

Newgrounds is always cool.

At 9/22/09 08:16 PM, OnionsXD wrote: i've played through this game three times and stil get the bad ending.

You've learned nothing.

At 9/22/09 08:46 PM, TheShrike wrote: Yeah. EB Games/GameStop hasn't gotten a penny from me since I went and bought a "new" copy of Katamari Damacy that was scratched to hell and back.

Their whole business model is based off of fucking over gamers. Stop giving them your business.

But there is nowhere else to go...

At 9/22/09 05:02 PM, JingoJoe14 wrote: I get ticked off when people who are bad at a game try to state their opinion about how it's played as : fact.

It's not my fault it took me two turns to pick up a spear in Fallout 2.

At 9/21/09 10:52 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Goddamnit, why is it that people always steal my old sig?

And now the entire thread will revolve around this issue.

Already ahead of you OP, and guess what?

It's a pokemon version of Armageddon, Except replace the star with a meteor and Sonix with Bruce Willis

At 9/21/09 10:29 PM, Sheepiez wrote: don't be such a pansy

Key phrase of the day.

Why does everyone want to know how my day went? It's like they have something on me or something.
Which they don't because I couldn't imagine anything that could be traced from DNA forensics back to me whatsoever.

At 9/21/09 10:13 PM, EpicFail wrote: So... Why did he want the golf balls?

Cause he hates fishing them out of the pond.

I technically know a few newgrounders, but I knew them before I got here so I don't know if you actually call that "meeting up" with one.

"Sex swap"... lad

He's a superhero now?

SEX SWAP LAD, AWAY!