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John Paul Larkin a.k.a. Scatman John.

He's managed to become a great success out of what caused him a horrible childhood (and into his adult life). Not only that, but he tried to put out a positive message, so that others won't have to go through what he had to. I mean, what more can you ask of a man that had nothing?

At 7/17/10 05:09 AM, Immortalrabbit wrote: Crazy? Sure im crazy, crazy in love with you.

Im sure one of you can get

It's a song from Fallout 3.

Like the wind, that shakes the bow...

At 7/13/10 09:09 AM, Calcos wrote:

At 7/12/10 09:11 PM, Toastman7007 wrote: Most of the gamers I meet are actually very nice. Sure, they won't break their back for you, but still.

Well, you are a very lucky guy. Most of the people I meet online have mouths that seem to be raised by racism, sexism, and all around douchebaggery.

I have a quick question, what games do you play that has all these assholes? Yesterday I was on WoW and had a conversation with a father while going through a dungeon, during startcraft 2 (inb4beta) most people are very reasonable. Team Fortress 2 has a good, yet somewhat silent community. Garry's Mod....well yeah, there are some good ones on there too.

Mabye it's just PC gaming that has gotten good, I don't know.

"He goes on to say that with these paid services, the gamers will sure be getting the content they've been asking for. So it should be worth it."

Am I the only one seeing something wrong in this statement?

At 7/16/10 10:20 AM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 7/15/10 09:07 PM, Toastman7007 wrote:

At 7/15/10 05:56 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: I love the power glove, it's so bad.

Angry Video Game nerd I believe.

Also "I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide."

From a movie.

First Sunday I believe.

Southland Tales. It's the last line of the movie.

He also did a marriage proposal for someone, and she actually accepted! It's the highest rated comment at the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-fLV28Sk Z8

At 7/17/10 04:43 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote:

At 7/17/10 01:17 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: What the hell is this "Half Life 2: Episode 3" you be talking about? Never heard of it. :P

Somebody please kill this kid.

I don't think he was being serious there. Let's not resort to violence.

Anyway, this getting unlocked in 2 and a half days? Looks totally awesome, and it's great that VALVe is temporarily moving away from the 1st person shooters. Now they're making 3RD PERSON shooters. :D

Implying top down shooter = third person shoot.

At 7/17/10 04:29 AM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 7/17/10 04:25 AM, robin1232 wrote:

At 7/17/10 04:16 AM, slingshot14 wrote: So now I ask, where the fuck is Tom Fulp's movie?

here

I am so fucking getting that.

I have to admit that looks pretty sweet. Makes everything seems better.

I would be level 32....anyone else feel like hitting up the flash portal after this?

At 7/15/10 08:26 PM, JingoJoe14 wrote: I think indie games have the most replay value; at least the ones that are based around the concept, that is. I mean, Dwarf Fortress is a game with no win condition. You play until you lose, and then you play again. You can randomly generate an entire world, an entire HISTORY, and then choose one measly location on that world to build a fort. You can always replay because it will always be different.

This twenty times over. I had a great time with Dwarf Fortress, my only regret is that I sucked badly at it.

At 7/16/10 11:46 PM, nerdygrounds wrote:

At 7/16/10 03:28 PM, Toastman7007 wrote:

Otis better be in this one.

i only hope otis is in it so i can kill him

The man managed to hijack a helicopter after both living zombie hell and sneaking past insane army infantry, AND offered you a free beer? What about him is not awesome?

At 3/22/08 09:12 AM, Aprime wrote: Buck Bumble

That was the funniest game ever!

Yes and yes. I love that game and wish I could play it again.

Everything in the trailer looks amazing. Can't wait.

At 7/16/10 09:57 PM, RDSchley wrote: Why do people even buy Xbox360's? They have a 62% fail rate, they scratch discs, you pay for online service....

oh wait...

xbox360 players don't 'buy' their xbox360's.. their parents do! It all makes sense now.

Wow, I never knew that? You of course have something to back up your claims, yes? Because the last time I checked it was much lower than that.

Pfft, I always weear my bullet proof vest whenever I'm on NG for reasons like this!
But I'll play along.

Topic: I've been shot and now I'm dying.

Body: Nah, just kidding. It's only a flesh wound.

At 7/16/10 09:09 AM, desert116 wrote: Seecret friday update 5:

BOATS! BOATS! BOATS!
Also bigger trees and apparently cacti on sand and other stuff...bBOATS!

I made a boat once.

At 7/15/10 07:02 PM, Civilnotice wrote:

At 7/15/10 07:00 PM, Devorax wrote: A game that takes skill? What?

Unheard of! Wheres the mario kart?

That was so stupid I can't even see straight.

Says the person who can't read blatant sarcasm.

Also, what's so wrong about liking Gears? It's a video game, guys. It was made with the same intention quake, CSS, or any other game was created for. To make you have fun and to fill the dev's pockets with money.

At 7/16/10 10:21 AM, xthesnarfx wrote: For those of you who think Pico's School is really really easy, then take the challenge. Beat the game in german! It's actually A LOT hard. http://www.newgrounds.com/pico/pico_germ an.html

Holy fucking shit, what was that? Did someone think Germans are now super soldiers with 10x the average human reflexes?

I actually didn't mind Dead Rising's time limit, survivors, or one slot saving. Yeah, it wasn't the best but with all the zombie killing, plot line advancing, etc.. I was able to really enjoy it and I eagerly await Dead Rising 2.

Otis better be in this one.

At 7/16/10 02:55 PM, Collosal-asshat wrote: My first real picture. hardest thing for a rookie was to get him into the chair...

Breen... paybacks a bitch

Having him blown up wasn't enough for you, eh?

At 7/15/10 10:31 PM, Perversion wrote: Stupid conspiracy believers and stupid Americans who want proof. You all suck.

Stop killing everyone with irony. Think of the kids, man.

Well if someone tries to shoot you, you can just duck and be perfectly safe.

And it looks badass.

Now why would I headshot someone? I'd rather kill them in the ring of honor! Like a real man.

At 7/15/10 05:56 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: I love the power glove, it's so bad.

Angry Video Game nerd I believe.

Also "I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide."

From a movie.

At 7/14/10 11:20 AM, robin1232 wrote:

At 7/13/10 08:00 PM, Corky-D wrote: The "no virus" argument is invalid.

that's what Microsoft wants you to think.
when a security leak in Mac OS-X is found Apple fixes it themselves, when a security leak in Windows is found Microsoft relies on third parties to close it with antivirus.

That's pretty reasonable actually, because Microsoft can work on their own projects while a third party works on making a good anti-virus, instead of having one company trying to do both. Plus, the people who made the anti-virus get to eat tonight.

At 7/14/10 09:53 AM, REDSPADES wrote: Grow some pubic hair, you little bitch-tit.

Life sucks, you feel like you're pleasing people and its hurting you? Suck it the fuck up and keep walking, because life is a shit hole, and you've just gotta act like a functional friendly person, stop dumping your angst like fucking Cloud Strife and be a productive member of society.

I never knew throwing FF7 characters into a rant was a valid strategy....

But I actually somewhat agree with him in that OP should probably reciprocate the favor in the form of a "Fuck Off" wall o' text. You shouldn't have to take bullshit like that when it's not your fault.

At 7/14/10 10:58 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 7/14/10 10:35 AM, Toastman7007 wrote:

Yeah, but it's a good advertisement campaign.

For Old Spice yes. They'll be the ones making money out of a bunch of teens who are all "LOL OLD SPICE IS ANON GONNA BUY THEIR AFTERSHAVE NOW".

Very clever ad compaign.

Well, I was referring to their advertisements in general, but now I think about it, I'm sure 4chan can sell out now and make a killing!

At 7/14/10 04:37 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: its just a advertisement campaign to get consumers to buy their shit Kevin Peiria fro Attack of the Show got one its just a way for Big Corporate to cuddle its consumers.

Yeah, but it's a good advertisement campaign.

At 7/11/10 09:49 PM, deathfun wrote:

You don't know what the hell he looks like under that suit

On the note of who looks better, Sniper.

Agreed on both parts, and Pyro is female.

At 7/12/10 08:31 PM, Calcos wrote:

At 7/12/10 08:19 PM, Toastman7007 wrote: I was going to make a drawn out arguement, but your theory of "Online Gamers are assholes" is, for lack of a better term, complete bullshit, so I saved myself the time and decided to say that.

You left out one word: Online. I know that Gamers are reasonable human beings face-to-face, but online they tend to degenerate into jerkoffs.

I fixed it for you.

Most of the gamers I meet are actually very nice. Sure, they won't break their back for you, but still.