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Response to: Is this weird? Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

I get a funnel and pour that stuff into my urethra. It Feels soo good

Response to: I'm fucking Obsessed with... Posted March 27th, 2011 in General

She looks quite ugly to me.

Response to: Scientists turned mice homsexuals Posted March 27th, 2011 in General
At 3/27/11 10:38 AM, RedCoin wrote:
Thats almost like say you roll two dices, you dont get a 6 on the first one, then what makes you think you'd get one on the other?
I'm just saying they'd have a better chance, you silly goose.

Wouldn't it be better to find a way to make them bisexual then?

Response to: Scientists turned mice homsexuals Posted March 27th, 2011 in General
At 3/27/11 10:21 AM, RedCoin wrote: I think it'll be good for straight people who cant get laid. It opens up a whole new option.

If girls don't want to fuck that guy, then what makes you think gay guys would?

Response to: Lets talk about girls Posted March 26th, 2011 in General

Why are alot of girls more interested in me when they know i'm gay than when they thought I was straight? It's kinda weird.

Response to: I'm w/ your girlfriend eating chips Posted March 23rd, 2011 in General

What girlfriend? who are you? what the fuck is this thread?

Response to: scratch under youre ballsack Posted March 23rd, 2011 in General
At 3/23/11 03:34 PM, Sanch wrote: and judge the smell on a score of 1-10.

Doesn't smell much. 9/10

then multiply that by however many days you have not showered.

9x0=0

divide it by however many fucks you give. if you do not give a fuck, skip this step.

0/0

now multiply it by how many inches your penis is.

6 1/2 x 0 = 0

the result is how much of a man you are

0

Response to: Silly Brit tourists Posted March 23rd, 2011 in General

I'm British and I complain about everything

Response to: Getting Aids Via Implant? Posted March 23rd, 2011 in General

Gay men aren't allowed to donate blood, but I think the rule is different for organ donation. So you can't blame the donor

Response to: Saying Gay Ain't Ok Posted March 22nd, 2011 in General

If gay means lame, then how do I refer to my sexuality? Saying "I'm a homosexual" is way to formal for me.

Response to: Sexual activity and you, the user. Posted March 22nd, 2011 in General
At 3/22/11 01:36 PM, EnactJudo wrote:
At 3/22/11 01:34 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Hahahahahahaha, oh wow. You get points for trying, but no.
This isn't a game. You can and will get an STD having anonymous sex with men in fursuits.

What about plain ol' homo's like myself, who use condoms and don't participate in anonymous sex?

Response to: Sexual activity and you, the user. Posted March 22nd, 2011 in General

Pre-marital gay sex, oh yeah

Response to: Trap rainbows in a cage Posted March 22nd, 2011 in General

Thats pretty impressive.

Response to: Sin Posted March 22nd, 2011 in General

It is in a way.
I'm a very forgiving person. But I commit tons of other sins.

Response to: your opinion on drugs?? Posted March 22nd, 2011 in General

Great at a party, sad and pathetic if you're alone

Response to: Donations : Why donate? Posted March 21st, 2011 in General

Sometimes I have some change in my pocket that I don't want so I give it to someone who wants it.

Response to: Users in Newgrounds are gay Posted March 21st, 2011 in General

Yeah I'm gay, problem?

Response to: Why do girls wear high heels when.. Posted March 20th, 2011 in General
At 3/19/11 08:23 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Some of them do like high heels. Probably because they want to look good at a dance or meeting and whatnot.

Dance in high heels?

Response to: Happy Church Day! Posted March 20th, 2011 in General

I used to go to church when I was little, I'm an atheist now

Response to: Japan is having a shitty week Posted March 14th, 2011 in General
At 3/14/11 01:38 PM, Phantox wrote: Earthquake and tsunami: Pearl Harbor
Nuclear Meltdown: Baton Death March
Volcano: Rape of Nankin or whatever the fuck that was

Feels good man. No more weird hentai for a while

If an earthquake and tsunami is karma for pearl harbour. Then america going to be completely fucked when Karma comes kicks their arse for Hiroshima.

Response to: "Tsunami = Karma for Peal Harbor" Posted March 13th, 2011 in General

If karma is real then you Americans better start running.

Response to: Hot female stalker Posted March 12th, 2011 in General

Tell her to fuck off.

Response to: Almost got arrested Posted March 10th, 2011 in General

I smoke weed in public quite often. But smashing over peoples property is incredbly stupid.

Response to: How to be cool? Posted March 10th, 2011 in General

Don't try to act cool. the least cool thing is people trying to be cool.

Response to: Ten + things better then sex Posted March 9th, 2011 in General

There's more to life than sex, but that list is pathetic.

Response to: Manliest thing you've ever done? Posted March 8th, 2011 in General

I fucked a guy in the arse. Go enjoy your girly tits, you fags

Response to: Ten + things better then sex Posted March 8th, 2011 in General
At 3/8/11 02:20 AM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote: The only thing better than sex is oral sex

Oral sex where near as good.

Response to: Take out your wallet... Posted March 7th, 2011 in General

£7.75
A condom
A small packet of lube
My student I.D card
Some vouchers for subway

Response to: Worst High School Experience Posted March 7th, 2011 in General
At 3/7/11 03:27 PM, Sanch wrote:
At 3/7/11 03:21 PM, Chronamut wrote: so girls to get pregnant - addictions to turn you into a crackhead, and being a burden for everyone around you.

yeah you sound like a hoot.
yeah dude that's totally what i said. exactly word for word, yep no altering of words there.

hint: making up shit is harder when you can read the original post right above your shit. not my fault you're a pathetic homosexual.

Its quite ironic to call someone pathetic then to stoop as low as to insult their sexuality.

Response to: What if God came up to you and... Posted March 7th, 2011 in General
At 3/7/11 03:04 PM, Chronamut wrote: a lot of gays are athiest though - because they truly believe that god hates them and will send them to hell.

silly athiests.

I don't think god hates me, I don't think he exists. and if he is real and hates me then he wouldn't really be good would he? sounds more like the devil to me, full of hate and anger.

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