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I apparently give good advice on how to get a girl, but if you ask me for fashion tips then I will knock your teeth out.

At 4/18/11 11:56 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Not to mention they smell like wee. Seriously people, there are public toilets for a reason.
Heck, why do people insist on baring their bums and taking a piss/shit in the middle of the street out there. Are we still stuck in the Medieval times?

Sometimes when you're drunk its hard to hold it in

Nobody has ever died from weed. Just have some, its like a safer cigarette

Its much easier than standing

At 4/15/11 10:17 AM, EvilJesus wrote: Back in my day we were hit with the cane, you're all a bunch of pussies

Back in my day we were hit with a mallet

Guys do this as well

Sex is fun, I like to have fun

I slipped and cut my groin very close my genitals.

My dad let me drink half of his can of guinness when I was 8.

I don't have a girlfriend. Just a few flings with a guy every now and then

I prefer the term "the person whom I have strong emotional and physical attraction to and a good feeling of trust and comitment, but at the current moment of time am unwilling to take the relationship to the next step, marriage"
It has a nice ring to it

I hated it. My teacher laughed at my request to be paired with a guy and I ended up with some fat girl that smelled like she had spent the night in a fish market.

At 4/12/11 01:15 PM, Slint wrote:

At 4/11/11 05:47 PM, toastburner wrote:

At 4/11/11 05:21 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 4/11/11 05:18 PM, toastburner wrote:

At 4/11/11 05:14 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

You're blind.

Or gay, whatever.

Gay

Get a bottle of vodka

At 4/12/11 08:29 AM, yos2 wrote: you will go to hell if you masturebate

But its ok to toss other guys off, right?

I don't like girls

At 4/11/11 05:21 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 4/11/11 05:18 PM, toastburner wrote:

At 4/11/11 05:14 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: So in denial, all of you would hit that if she came on to you ;)

I wouldn't. Theres probably not a girl in the world that I would fall for.

I'm awesome at convincing people otherwise.

Still no.

At 4/11/11 05:14 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: So in denial, all of you would hit that if she came on to you ;)

I wouldn't. Theres probably not a girl in the world that I would fall for.

Hell no!

Brokeback mountain.

I like dicks but I like the male body as well. If girls had dicks it wouldn't be the same.

no glove no love.
I'd rather not get an arse full of AIDs and other STDs

As a gay male who has seen many penises, uncut is definetely better looking.

Anal sex is the best type of sex.

At 4/4/11 02:38 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: It's interesting how so many of you say "that's what it is," and yet you can't all come to a consensus. Some of you have very loose interpretations of sexual behavior while others seem to think putting a penis into someone's mouth isn't actually sex.

I believe there should be a debate on what sex is and it should thusly be rewritten into the dictionary.

noun

*
1 [mass noun] (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse.

So it just means to engage in sexual activity.

At 4/4/11 11:35 AM, Ericho wrote: I heard that lesbians can have sex with something called "scissoring". I have heard that lesbian and gay sex in the strictest sense is not considered losing your virginity as only penile-vaginal interaction is for that. You could call them "sex", but in thise sense, it is not the same as losing your virginity. Masturbation certainly isn't, as you are not having sex with anybody. I have masturbated a lot and I'm still a virgin.

Virgin is just aword.
Lesbians have sex with each other and enjoy it. does it matter at all if they still count as virgins by your definition?

Put on some music and pee in rhythm with the song (Warning you may miss the seat, this is best tried against a tree at a drunken party)

Putting your dick in someones vagina = Vaginal sex
Putting your dick in someones arse = Anal sex
Putting your dick in someones mouth = oral sex

Its not that complicated.

That was shit. All those guys seemed like a bunch of idiots and that guy can't fight at all, I wonder why your friend didn't fight back.

Does she have the power to permanently transform into a man?
It would be nice having someone to protect and look after me, but its not worth being stuck in a relationship with a girl.