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Damn that thing is big!
I don't use dildos, I don't even jerk off that often.

At 5/3/11 01:09 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote:

At 5/3/11 01:03 PM, toastburner wrote: He shoots him self in the head

In the movie he puts the gun in Trautmans hand and makes him pulls the trigger... shooting him in the stomach. It's still suicide, but in a more dramatic sense.

My memory of the film is nearly completely gone. I should really pop in the dvd again some time.

At 5/3/11 12:49 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: There's also an alternative ending where Rambo dies... no joke.

He shoots him self in the head but people thought that endding was too depressing so they changed it.
In the book he gets killed with a stick of dynamite

At 5/3/11 11:23 AM, 19thNervousBreakdown wrote:

You think, but you're wrong. It was titled First Blood after the novel it was based on. The title varies country by country and in America it's occasionally rebroadcast as Rambo, but that's a retroactive change for advertising reasons. The actual and original name of the movie is First Blood.

I got it the wrong way round. Outside the US it was called Rambo: First blood part 1

At 5/3/11 11:11 AM, 19thNervousBreakdown wrote:

In the movie First Blood which is often mistaken called Rambo John Rambo cries like a little bitch because he's been shaped so thoroughly into a soldier that the world has no use for him.

I think it was called Rambo: first blood in the US and First blood in Europe

He hands himself over to the police and the film ends as he get driven away in a cop car.

We should combine together and form "The united kingdom of America"
None shall stand against us

At 4/30/11 12:47 PM, Shade wrote:

At 4/30/11 10:42 AM, Chdonga wrote: This is what happens when you let your kids skip school.

OP is most likely a product of two cousins breeding.

An imbred 12 year old who doesn't attend school

As a desktop icon it looks shit.
As a logo it looks better

Good, more guys for me

B
Money is just used to buy luxories and entertainment. Whats more entertaining than sex?

Ever rimmed a guy? Now that tastes like shit

It makes dicks look worse and that about it.

At 4/28/11 01:27 PM, Greenskullkid wrote:

At 4/28/11 01:23 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: seeing a boner, but like through underwear. if that makes sense

thats convenient, I have a bulging boner under my underwear right now ;)

Pics or it didn't happen

At 4/28/11 01:23 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: seeing a boner, but like through underwear. if that makes sense

Very sexy indeed

The only people who have a problem with my sexuality think that I'm going to rape them or something.
Seriously thats the only reason I've ever been given "go get your thrills off someone else ya poof" luckily these people are the minority and mostly ugly

"Do I look like a fucking faggot!?"
I don't think yes was the answer he was looking for.

At 4/27/11 02:56 PM, AgroNurse wrote: I used to do cocaine on a semi-regular basis, but have tapered it off sharply after getting a new job that requires drug testing occasionally.

Actually, seeing as how 60 pills of Oxycontin have gone missing at work, I see another drug test in my near future... :D

Coke is a shitty drug. it gives an ok high but its way to expensive.

I don't take adictive drugs or drugs with large health risks.
Mostly just LSD, ecstasy, and weed (Don't much care for weed but most my friends smoke so I get it for free)

I've kissed a girl, hell I've fucked one. Not going to do it ever again though

My penis is penis penis penis penis cock balls

Nobody has been harmed by weed. The most dangerous part about it is the tobaco you roll it with.
Just let him smoke, its a fun way to chill with friends

I tie them up in my basement with nothing but a stereo playing Justin Bieber. I leave them there for a few months and feed them once a day

I'm still waiting for extra extra lubricated condoms

3 day weekend. gonna get pissed!

I got beaten up and sent to A&E. They sent me to the wrong hospital and I spent 2 hours traveling between hospitals, 3 hours in the waiting lines, and 30 minutes getting the X-ray.

I'm scared of the dark. Its kinda weird I'm fine when I'm outside at night but when I'm inside and the lights are off I feel trapped and defenseless

Not at all attractive

At 4/22/11 07:36 PM, groundpwndr wrote:

Here in the US, if you were intelligent and cultured beyond your borders like most Americans are, you would find; Pubs, Clubs, Discos, Lounges, Bars, Saloons, Dives, Cantinas, Honky-Tonks, Taverns, Speakeasy's, Grog Shops, Cabarets, and countless others I will refrain from typing out in an effort to appear merciful.

Just want to point out that he doesn't represent the UK. A lot of us aren't that ignorant.

Well its 12:10AM sunday here.
I didn't do anything because I'm not alowed at one friends house who usually holds the parties, due to breaking some stuff last time I was there. and last week I got in a fight with another friend so I'm pretty much all out of friends till they forgive me.