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There aren't many plot twist that I liked.
Fight club was obvious and so was shutter island. I didn't even think the ending of Sixth sense was supposed to be a plot twist, I thought it was dramatic irony.

I prefer uncut dicks. I'm uncut and most people I've fucked are uncut, they are a lot nicer to look at (and do other things to).

At 7/15/11 12:54 PM, coleknows wrote:

Being gay is not a nationality its a sexuality. I'm British, not gay-British.

Couldn't agree more. It shouldn't be a nationality because it is a sexuality.

Is there even any gay history? I don't even know how they are going to do that....

I geuss it would be like black history where you write a report on a famous black (in this case gay) person.

Just to clarify I know that they aren't literally planning on calling them gay-Americans. I just hate being labeled, it's like being gay is all there is to me in other peoples eyes.

Thats fucking stupid. I'm gay but luckily I'm not American.
Being gay is not a nationality its a sexuality. I'm British, not gay-British.

At 7/15/11 12:24 PM, Dogmeat wrote: It started in Australia to rebel against authority.

Actually it started in England in the late 90s

Males have a small amount of oestrogen compared to testosterone and females have a large amount of oestrogen compared to testosterone.

Hight and the dark. I'm still a bit scared of the dark but nowhere near as much

At 7/1/11 08:24 AM, MantisClock wrote: It-s in the UK guys, a woman rules over the UK. Cmon everyone expected this

What are you talking about? Our prime minister is a guy

I fuck on the first date. So obvously abstinence isn't the thing for me.
Good luck with it even though to me the idea sounds completely pointless

I lost it to a girl, I was young and stupid. It was incredibly awkward

At 6/27/11 03:40 AM, ModernPatriot wrote:

And doesn't it hurt?

Not really. If you don't use any lube then it does hurt a bit, but other wise its all part of the pleasure.
It's always the first thrust that hurts the most

At 6/26/11 05:45 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:

At 6/26/11 04:33 PM, toastburner wrote: He was around 5'9" but I'm only 5'5" so yeah he was bigger than me.
What do you mean by "cather"? is that a typo or am I stupid for having no idea what it means?

Oops... I meant to say "catcher".

So when you guys were having your throat, and ass fun, were the one who was usually taking it?

Yeah, I'm the bottom most of the time. A surprisingly large amount of guys don't like being on the bottom, maybe its just the guys I meet but i'm not conplaining.

At 6/26/11 04:26 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:

At 6/26/11 10:10 AM, toastburner wrote: First guy I was ever with beat me up.

He was a friends with one of my friends and we were at his house drinking. When it got late everybody else had decided to go home so we were left alone together.
We got talking a bit and listened to some music, he then out of nowhere licked me across the side of my face so I gave him a little push and he then hit me back alittle harder, this kept escalating to the point that he pinned me to the ground and repeatedly kneed me in the balls, then we started to fuck on the sofa.

I'm not gay.....

But even that sounds kinda hot.

Was he alot bigger than you?

And you were to cather in the relationship weren't you?

He was around 5'9" but I'm only 5'5" so yeah he was bigger than me.
What do you mean by "cather"? is that a typo or am I stupid for having no idea what it means?

Just say "hey, come over here", give her a smile and then unzip your fly
Thats what I did when ever I wanted a blow job (however my boyfriend was always incredibly horny so it probably won't work on everyone)

In sex education we had a person from a sex health clinic come in and teach us about condoms and "alternitive sex" like oral.

First guy I was ever with beat me up.

He was a friends with one of my friends and we were at his house drinking. When it got late everybody else had decided to go home so we were left alone together.
We got talking a bit and listened to some music, he then out of nowhere licked me across the side of my face so I gave him a little push and he then hit me back alittle harder, this kept escalating to the point that he pinned me to the ground and repeatedly kneed me in the balls, then we started to fuck on the sofa.

My gayness

At 6/25/11 04:33 PM, Wolfos wrote: Standard issue police handcuffs are SO fucking easy to pick. All you need is a paperclip or a toothpick or something.

Really? these things are fucking painful on the wrist, plus they always handcuff you from behind so the only way to be able to reach the lock would to break both your wrists.

I'm from the UK
We usually sit in a circle around a burning American flags and think back on better days.

At 6/25/11 10:07 AM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Love how this movie has a bit of comedy in it. What are your guys favorite scenes :)

I love the part where conor tells him not to kill anyone and he then shoots the guard pointblank with a shotgun and says "He'll survive"

Bring lots of pork

Never been in trouble with the police, and I once waved at an officer while tripping out on LSD.

I'm gay so obviously I support it.
Here in the UK we have civil unions that have all the same benefits of marriage, but if its the same then why does it have a different name? I'm not that passionate about it because atleast we have it, but it does still seem a little insulting to call it something else when really it should be exactly the same for everyone.

I have a lisp I just need to think before I talk but some words I can never pronounce correctly

At 6/24/11 01:27 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: Thanks for the info guys. LSD sounds fucking awesome TBH. but I don't wanna go down that road.

LSD is a strong drug so I would recomend it to everyone. However if you do take it do it with good friends you can rely on, a bad trip is absolutely terrible

Getting drunk is fun with friends. It makes you feel really relaxed and giddy

There are a few different types of highs from drugs:
-Weed makes you stoned where it makes you feel relaxed
-Stimulents like Ecstasy and coke make you feel very awake and active
-Psychedelics like LSD and shrooms make you trip and makes you see how you feel.

When I was 14 shortly before my 15th birthday. I don't like to count that since it was incredibly awkward.

At 6/19/11 10:54 AM, jonathanfis wrote:

At 6/19/11 10:44 AM, toastburner wrote: How gay am I?
- I wear clothes with lots of flamboyant colours
- I listen to Village People, Scissor sisters, and some Lady Gaga (most her stuff is crap but she has a few good songs)
- I like to be fucked in the arse by guys
- I'm not attracted to women

Am I gay?

Yes but i do not think we care very much..

I was taking the piss out of OP. If you like dicks then you're gay or bi, it really is that simple.

How gay am I?
- I wear clothes with lots of flamboyant colours
- I listen to Village People, Scissor sisters, and some Lady Gaga (most her stuff is crap but she has a few good songs)
- I like to be fucked in the arse by guys
- I'm not attracted to women

Am I gay?