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With a lesbian. If I'm not going to enjoy it then I would want the other person to hate it just as much as me.

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You look bored, the lens is dirty and looks horrible, the captions look like no effort was put into them.
The whole thing looks lazy and was probably made in 5 seconds

Ex-boyfriends dad walked in on us doing some bondage play. What a way to find out that your son is gay.

It's easier to say what I don't like.
Anything that doesn't involve tits, vaginas, shit, animals and children is fine.
BDSM is my favourite kink I have. I really like being treated dirty during sex.

I mostly drink Vodka. Mix it with some orange juice and red bull and it tastes good and gets you drunk for a relatively low price.

How ugly are they? I like gay sex but I don't like ugly.

I like being fucked in the arse but it would be a little weird doing it with your self. My clone would have to be my dirty little secret that nobody could ever find out about

At 9/20/11 12:01 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:

At 9/20/11 11:47 AM, toastburner wrote: Soo many thing I wish I did but didn't do.
-Let my ex leave me without even trying to convince him not to, just sort of stood there and said "ok" then and walked off.

Dude.... Why won't you try to get back with him?

It's been over a year now so he's probably moved on, besides he dumped me due to social pressure I don't think he's really worth it.

Soo many thing I wish I did but didn't do.
-Let my ex leave me without even trying to convince him not to, just sort of stood there and said "ok" then and walked off.
-Countless guys I wish I had the nerves to ask out.
-I've lost contact with around 97% of people I've known in the past 4 years.

I guess my main problem is that I don't fight or work for anything, I just stand by and watch my own life fall apart

It depends on the sex. Usually its the one in the corner of this post but I also have a thing for bondage so it can be the one right below

At 9/18/11 04:45 PM, Atypop wrote:

At 9/18/11 04:43 PM, toastburner wrote: A box full of books, DVDs, condoms, lube and a dildo.
I'm going to have fun tonight

Why not get a chair like a normal person?

Because I'm using a laptop so I can sit where ever I want

A box full of books, DVDs, condoms, lube and a dildo.
I'm going to have fun tonight

You can't get high off weed. It makes you stoned not high.
Being drunk is better than being stoned and so is being high and tripping.

I've taken a piss in many different bushes.
There is nothing interesting about pissing in a bush

masturbating would be a lot more fun.

The less girls in my porn the better

At 9/16/11 04:06 PM, Space-Whale wrote: Well, letme change my first post.

I would get sick of it, for awhile. But then I'd want some again.

Pretty much this.

Can a straight guy get bored of tits and vaginas? The answer is yes, if dick was all I need then I wouldn't do anything that isn't dick related would I?
I will never get bored of dick but I'm not surrounded by them 24/7

I wen't to a Church of England school. Pretty much a standard school but with religious songs during assembly.

It's the internet, just ignore it. Only once has a facebook argument I've had continued in real life and that was when some girl was moaning about having to sit through an assembly about a teacher at our school who just died.

Female? No thanks

I like the colour

I'm strapped to a chair so I wouldn't be able to do anything

Try experimenting a bit more in bed, hell it doesn't even need to be in a bed.
If you think she's getting out of shape then tell her but try not to come across as a dick about it and you should probably put in some more effort to look good for her as well.

If nothing works then leave her. sex is an important part of a good relationship, if you don't get along well in bed then your just going to fall apart from there. Find someone who you can enjoy being with more.
It's not just you who is undersatisfied, she isn't getting any from you either so she deserves to be with someone else just so in the end it will probably be for the best.

Well I'm ga- oh OP thought ahead of me.
well I can't think of anyones vagina I would evenever consider licking out, vaginas are the worst looking part of female body so no matter how "good looking" she is her downstairs will always be revolting. I guess it would have to be friend I could trust but not to close to avoid the inevitable awkwardness it will cause.

At 7/21/11 12:51 AM, NimblekidX wrote: well,my best friend eats weed cookies,but i have never actually tasted them for obvious reasons( not wanting to get high out of fear my subconscious does something REALLY stupid) and such. he's a pretty cool person though.

Weed doesn't make you do anything. If your woried about your subconscious then stay far away from LSD, but weed does absolutely nothing. It's the weakest illegal drug I've tried.
It just makes you feel more relaxed

I'm from England so I presume everyone is Atheist by defult.

Weed, LSD, MDMA, E, Coke

-Weed is overrated and shit, I just smoke it inbetween lessons at college with some friends.
-LSD is great
-MDMA and E make you feel really active and like everything
-Coke is expensive and the high only lasts 20 minutes, it just makes you act like a twat and think only about how great you are and how shit everyone else is.

Because at my age its hard to meet gay guys. Every guy I meet either straight or already has a boyfriend.

I don't care about Shane. I won't even waste time bitching about his videos because they aren't even worth the time and effort