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The first time having sex means as much to me as the first time I did bondage.
Not much, it's a great new experience but I prefer to live in the present

I enjoy sucking dick so obviously I would do it

At 10/22/11 04:49 AM, Scott570 wrote:

But I believe that you can teach the society to NOT discriminate people for their choice of sexuality.

Homosexuality isn't a choice

At 10/17/11 03:20 PM, Animator1mike wrote: This is good news because I live in NC! Gay people have a mental problem. 2 males or 2 females obviously can't reproduce.

Are you trolling or just really stupid?

At 10/16/11 06:21 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:

At 10/16/11 05:48 PM, toastburner wrote: A girl I met when drinking in a park. I told her she wasn't my type

As in, she didn't have a penis?

Pretty much

At 10/16/11 05:56 PM, maxninja234 wrote:

At 10/16/11 05:55 PM, jeremyjamal wrote: Thoughts?

Link?

It's been taken down

A girl I met when drinking in a park. I told her she wasn't my type

I was expecting a hot guy. Newgrounds disappoints again

I mostly watch amateur porn

Its a book written by a conversion therapist (one of those cunts that think homosexuality is a disorder that can be cured)
It's funny how he can write that yet think gay people are the ones who are disturbed.

At 10/14/11 10:24 PM, StCyril wrote: Um, have you ever been sodomized or taken it up the bum bum sir? Because it doesn't look pleasant and rectum exams are no fun at all!

I have and it feels very good.

Church haven't got anything to do with marriage.
You can get married in a Mc Donalds if you want (as long as you're straight). The whole sanctity of marriage argument is ridiculous

At 10/13/11 12:32 PM, TwittSoup wrote: Or better yet can pregnant chicks be sentenced to death

You don't get executed straight away, you go to death row first which takes a few years before your execution happens (the longest wait in the US was 33 years)
By time she is executed the child would have already been born.

At 10/12/11 06:51 PM, Dromedary wrote: Why does he have an EU email address?

Because he's part of the EU?

At 10/12/11 06:22 PM, Squidbit wrote: I don't even know who that is. Why would I want to send him an email? Is he someone special?

He's the leader of the British national party.
Its a fascist, racist and all over bigoted shit filled party. They're corrupt scum, and he's the head of it.
Probably the most hated guy in England

I don't much care for muffins.

Didn't know it was today but I'm already out of the closet so I don't much care for it

At 10/11/11 09:29 AM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 10/11/11 09:27 AM, toastburner wrote:

At 10/10/11 12:20 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: but I just prefer that of the good old red, white, and blue.

France is pretty great

Maybe if they stop eating snails as a delicacy and making terrible bread, and surrendering, and pretending their country is the most romantic place in the fucking world, we'll talk.

And all Americans are obese idiots who eat nothing that isn't deep fried, and pretend their country is the world police.

At 10/10/11 12:20 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: but I just prefer that of the good old red, white, and blue.

France is pretty great

I hate it when guys refer to their arse as their "hole"

Alcohol is much better. The only advantage weed has is that you can't get shit faced during your lunch break.

Drink water and eat food.
A hangover is caused by dehydration

Like most people in this country i don't go to church because I'm not religious

At 9/29/11 03:50 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:

The society 'I' live in doesn't really give a shit lol, I wrongly assumed that for everyone... I'm not trying to like put myself above anyone, even though it sounds like it, it's just the normal who gives a shit attitude for where I live... Guess it's coz I live close to Brighton.

I remember when I came out, it went something like this:
Mum: oh by the way are you gay?
Me:... yeah
Mum: Alright then, you going to be back in time for tea?

My she then told my dad about our "talk" who also didn't care (funny enough he lived in Brighton for a few years)

People don't really care about it any more other than a few Muslims I've met and some chavs (but really they just want an excuse to pick a fight anyway)

It's been boiling hot and I found out that this guy I was interested in has a girlfriend. Apart from that it's been average

I don't recall ever doing that. I've pissed over myself in a shower though

At 9/28/11 01:23 PM, Tokecat wrote: Prostitution fucking should be legal. The only reason it isn't is because of bigoted religious zealots. If a woman is fucking great at sex, then she should be able to be paid for it.

You mean it's not? Over here it's legal but things like Kerb crawling and pimping are illegal.

Not sure why that matters, it's still legal either way

I have no idea whether my mum has told anyone about my sexuality. But I have a friend who when ever introducing me to someone points it out.

Mens underwear is pretty simple
Something like this would do fine