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The film came out before I was born but I enjoyed it a lot when I first watched it.
Odd question

You have to say a pledge? My school didn't even have a flag, hell I don't even know the words to our national anthem.
Oh it's good to be British

I'm gay everyday so it would just be a normal day for me

The last time I saw someone was when I punched my younger brother 10 minutes ago

At 11/5/11 08:11 AM, Rummy0 wrote: I wonder if we'll ever celebrate 9/11 the same way in 200 years.

5th of November was a failed attempt. 9/11 actually happened and thousands died, what is there to celebrate?

I'm British so I use dd/mm/yyyy.
I don't understand why Americans do it the other way around

At 11/4/11 07:50 AM, Addict wrote:

At 11/3/11 04:04 PM, toastburner wrote:

At 11/3/11 04:01 PM, Addict wrote: They say you can only get hit on by a homosexual if you are giving off gay vibes. Such as voice, personality, and clothes. That means you must look and act like a homo even though you're a hetero person gosh the world sure is filled with mysterious things

Bullshit. I hit on guys because I think they're attractive.

you just proved my point

you are a gay man hitting on other gay men because you find those gay men attractive

The vast majority of guys I've hit on are straight. I like good looking guys, their sexuality doesn't change how good they look.

If someone leaves a review saying "I don't like it" the author will leave a comment along the lines of "What a good piece of constructive criticism /sarcasm" That's fair enough as the review didn't give any reasoning as to why he doesn't like it.
BUT there are always lots of reviews that say "10/10 this was great!" and the author won't complain about the lack of content in those review. He only complains about it in the negative ones.
It shouldn't matter if a review is negative or positive as long as the justify the reasons they liked/hated it.

At 11/3/11 05:29 PM, SuperSilver123 wrote: That's nothing. I swallow LSD, lick marijuana, and smoke ecstacy.

I know you're joking but i always swallow my tabs of LSD. I don't get why some people don't, it wastes a lot of it.

At 11/3/11 04:01 PM, Addict wrote: They say you can only get hit on by a homosexual if you are giving off gay vibes. Such as voice, personality, and clothes. That means you must look and act like a homo even though you're a hetero person gosh the world sure is filled with mysterious things

Bullshit. I hit on guys because I think they're attractive.

I don't get why some straight guys freak out when being hit on. You don't hear me complaining about girls hitting on me, I just politely turn them down and carry on with my life.

16 is the age of consent.
It's ok for two people under 16 to have sex but illegal for someone over 16 to do it with someone under 16

She puts my 0.32 posts per day to shame

At 11/2/11 11:54 AM, Sanch wrote: Just because you are too pussy to party and sit in your room judging people, doesn't mean smokers are drinkers can't control themselves.

This.
People put their pride above having fun and say stupid shit like "Drinking and having fun is ruining your life and i'm too smart to do that" When in the end it's you who ends up alone and bitter.

At 11/1/11 10:07 PM, Natick wrote: Flagged.

Why? the video was uploaded by the girl to tell everyone not to vote for this cunt in the up coming election.
Seriously if he punishes his daughter like that then he really has no pace being a judge.

Getting shit faced with a group of friend is fine, in fact I recommend it.
Getting drunk on your own at that age is worrying.
It's important to have an active social life and have fun.

She was shop lifting, that's a crime you can be arrested for. I don't see the problem.

The alpha male is the one who's on top

While it would suck because it's something you were born with and isn't your own fault (unless your ugliness is caused by fatness or drug abuse)
But surely if you've been ugly all your life then you'll get used to it

At 10/31/11 04:59 PM, BobsBurgers2011 wrote:

At 10/31/11 04:55 PM, toastburner wrote:

At 10/31/11 04:52 PM, BobsBurgers2011 wrote: I think cum is disgusting.

Madness. It's the worlds most powerful aphrodisiac.

I know, but i want to have a good time, without releasing cum.

Why? Orgasms are pleasurable and tasty

I'm not a yank so I won't be doing anything.

At 10/31/11 04:52 PM, BobsBurgers2011 wrote: I think cum is disgusting.

Madness. It's the worlds most powerful aphrodisiac.

Do they really think they will be able to do anything?
I never understood why they wear Guy Fawkes masks either

Do what you want. I don't see why it will bother her if you go out with a friend.

There's a 106 videos on their channel. That's 106 too many. It's one of those things that shouldn't of became a series, the first episode was slightly funny because it was random. But after seeing a talking orange so many times it stops being random and becomes predictable

No but my mum took my laptop and I accidentally left some gay porn open on it

At 10/29/11 01:48 PM, Mismo wrote: As a comedian I heard once said (out of context). Why are you doing something that I could do a hundred times better, now use your mouth.

Some times you're tired and don't want to give head so you give a casual handjob instead.
I like sitting on a sofa with my boyfriend and watch a film while we jerk each over off. If you're giving head then you can't watch the film and it's not as relaxing.

Guys give good handjobs. There's no fingernails or death grips like you mentioned.

Golden showers. It scares a lot of guys away so I hope it's just a phase.

considering I already am a homosexual, yes i would