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If they read my posts then it will show that I can't cook toast and that I'm gay.
They already know that I can't cook toast because I quite often burn my toast and fill the house up with smoke. and they already know that I'm gay because i'm pretty open about it.

At 3/7/11 01:59 PM, Ryanson wrote: Ask if you can use your tongue instead.

This.
I can't think of any reason not to give a bj instead. It feels better and is easier to do.

Lie on your back (gives your movement more freedom) and put his dick between your feet and jerk them up and down. Its like giving a handjob but a bit more tricky.
Also try resting his dick on the front of one foot and stroke it with the sole of the other foot.

I would ask why he made me the way I am if it offends him.

Almost all my dreams are nightmares.
I have a recuring one where im just sitting at home watching TV and then the lights start to come out of the screen before I'm completely enmeshed in a tunnel of colour. Its sortof like that sceen at the end of "2001: a space odysee"
It doesn't sound scary but the sudden transition of the colours and sound in my dreams to the dark silent reality of my room, freaks the hell out of me.

My dad moved out when I was 8 but my parents got back together 6 years later.

I'll give you a hug, but let me get my shirt off first.

At 3/6/11 05:56 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: Sure, I could beat someone to death with a Bedpost.

...Oh wait, you meant an Internet post, right? No, they kill themselves.

Actually the law has changed recently. If you bully or cyber bully someone to the point of suicide, then you are held responsible for their death. so you could kill someone with a forum post.
I think this law is stupid, I can see how its good, but it also incourages people to kill themselves knowing that those that caused them to do it will get in serious trouble for it.

My schedule goes something like this:
Monday-thursday = go to college, maybe hang out with some friends after the lession ends.
Friday = go out drinking with friends.
Saturday = Depends on how drunk we got the night before.
Sunday = Chill at home.

I don't understand culture or national identity. The only thing that matters to me is Individuality

ya know if Justin Beiber got a haircut, stoped wearing makeup and worked out alittle. He would actually look quite good. But I may be asking to much from him.

At 2/27/11 01:15 PM, BumFodder wrote: I thought someone would be kind enough to help me slurp it all up.

As much as I love spunk, I have to decline your offer.

Eat it up like the desperate spunk loving whore you are!

Drinking semen is only good when its fresh and human, and even then it doesn't taste that good.
Why would anyone want to buy horse semen to drink?

My cat humps pillows, dogs. other cats, legs, pretty much anything.
Cats like to hump things (those kinky bastards)

I don't understand how people can get into a bad relationship. If he's unhappy then why doesn't he just leave her? makes no sense to me.

Here in the UK the drinking age is 6 so there is no underage drinking (when was the last time you saw a drunk 5 year old?) but you have to be 18 to buy alcohol.

At 2/25/11 03:49 PM, Gagsy wrote: Reconstructive surgery?

Fantastic thing that can give burn victims and other unfortunate people a chance at living a more normal life.

This. People seem to be forgeting why plastic surgery was created in the first place.

At 2/23/11 05:49 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Yep.

He's now Stamper.

Great choice.

At 2/25/11 01:48 PM, grime-reaper wrote: girls don't share a collective hive mind.

fuck off and grow up.

This. Even teenage sluts don't have a hive mind

How long did it take you? Its good but could do with some improving

As stereotypical as it sounds, I actually want a rainbow aura :P

At 2/24/11 08:24 PM, Food123 wrote:

At 2/24/11 08:22 PM, toastburner wrote: I like all colours.
Green and pink are good ones. Black is also good as it makes other colours stand out more.

Your Level Picture has Pink because your says fab

I know because im fabulous.

I like all colours.
Green and pink are good ones. Black is also good as it makes other colours stand out more.

She didn't die from not peeing for along time. She died because all the water she drank caused her brain to swell and her blood to get thinner. Your body can't pass 1 gallon of water through it in such a small amount of time.

A fetish when a person is sexually aroused by a physical object. Gender has nothing to do with it.

Yes it does, but love at first sight doesn't.

At 2/24/11 06:04 PM, Morthagg wrote: Never tried to donate blood. I always assumed it wouldn't be decent enough to donate, even though it probably is. I have really visible veins too.
I can still get furious about gays getting rejected, though. As far as I know, people who ever had sex with someone of the same sex just lie on their forms, but they shouldn't have to.

I could lie, but its not like I get anything for donating anyway (atleast not in the UK). So if they don't want my blood, then fine they won't have it.

Heaven- Lots of good looking gay men, drugs, music, alcohol, and lots of partying.
Hell - Trapped in a room full of christians.

I wear a clean pair everyday