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Ok, here's the deal: I've thought of making a 9 minute film set to Jesus of Suburbia. Yeah, it already has a music video, and the whole American Idiot album has a storyline, but this is... An ok idea, I like to think.

I dunno whether to post the storyline here, i'm kinda new to this (I've come back after a few years) so just tell me if I do.

I don't wanna come off as annoying, but no ones made a sig for me. I posted 3 possibilities, though i realise one was downright retarded. So could i please get either:

1: one of those bras that look like hands with the saying "You have been struck by Tittytoucher"

Or

2: Some happy guy facing left and a shocked emo face facing right (only heads) with the same phrase.

Pleeeeeeeeese?

At 4/25/09 08:16 AM, Shreddy wrote: we dont need this thread at all.

Search Bar: "Twilight"

Dude, don't ruin this. Please

I'd say fail. Because fangirls go crazy and endanger lives. Bones have been broken, curses have been placed, and pets have been murdered in the name of Stephany Meyer's shitpile Twilight. Not only that, but they took away all the things that made vampire awesome and replaced them with gay characteristics. EG: She took away their fangs in exchange for sharp teeth and let vampires out in sunlight by making them TWINKLE. VAMPIRES DO NOT TWINKLE! THEY DRINK YOUR BLOOD!

Well, that's my opinion. What;s yours?

At 4/16/09 04:53 PM, Cheesus666 wrote:

you XD

Dude... Sims porno? I hope you arent over the age of six.

actually, i'm 13. and i did it for the lulz.

And i thought i was the only one. phew!

say mahn. you pronounce it by saying "ahh" in the middle of man.

Oh, and call everyone dude.

Go forth dude, and spread your mahnness

...lol

Here ou can discuss the diverse range of japanese movies. SOME rules apply:

NO pornos
NO anime movies unless they've been dubbed
NO old 1900's era borefests
NO black and whites altogether
NO trolling
NO spamming

i WILL alow anime movies (minus Naruto The Shitpile Ninja movies), just so long as they aren't about smut (see NO 1) or if they are undubbed (see NO 2)

Now, to get the ball rolling...

Neon Genesis Evangelion: End of Evangelion

I've only seen 3 fifths of it, as i was watching a DVD beforehand. Basically all i saw was Rei naked, her arm fell of, Gendo puts his hand IN her boob to help him birth an emryo in his hand, her boob devours it, she fuses with a giant white thing with no legs and turns giant.

Shinji in an EVA screams, His mind goes loopy, Some guys have Rei and another guy come to them as cloned to get past their mortal beings and reduce them to orange gop known as LCL, Shinji reenacts a scene of his lie with a chick named Asuka, she turns megabitch on him, he then sees some live action footage and talks with some chick, a giant ball of human souls explode, he wakes up on a beach with megabitch next to him, he strangles her.

all that , and i watched it for the boobs.

It was AWESOME! i reccomend seein it soon. It was made a while ago, so look in your nearest Video Ezy.

Ok, you guys can post japanese movies you like or talk about this one.

At 4/16/09 11:35 AM, EclecticEnnui wrote: I have a story while playing The Sims 2, one day:

I was playing with this married couple, living by themselves. One night, I have them try for a baby, with the fireworks going off. Right at that moment, a burglar broke into the house, and the security alarm went off. A policeman came, fought the burglar, and arrested him. Shortly after they left, the husband went to cook something, and then the stove caught fire! The fire alarm went off, a fireman came, and put it out. Too bad nothing else happened, but it was still pretty funny, at the time.

I did this:

i made 4 lesbians and put 2 each in a room with alot of crazy shit. My aim was to get each other eventually lezzing out so i could shoot a Sims 2 porno with them all in a room.

Well, during the filming on my phone, someone broke in the same they were fucking. although it was only a few seconds (as i had only just started both) but he stole a bed they were shagging in and i saw them both tangled up horribly, as you aren't ment to be seeing them like this. Then the cops arrived.

The couples both got out of bed and began shouting at the cops, who left.

WITHOUT THE BURGLER.

He then preceded to steal the other bed.

i'm going to keep it as a personal thing. Sorry guys, no naked Sims for you XD

PS: Mine was the Australian PS2 port, and was pretty glitchy

Also, how about those old Doritos ads in australia? Freaking FAIL!

Using Doritos for different things. Diferent RETARDED things

*HORF*

Soz to double post, bu on the 2nd one, its meant to read "personality", not "nickname".

Soz for the double post again

hey guys. I'm back, and i realised i need a new sig. Don't get me wrong, the one i have is great, but it doesn't match my name. or my personality anymore.

This one is only similar to my name: one of those bras with hands over the boobs plus some text. heres the prototype: "You been struck..." *bra goes here* "By TittyToucher"

This one applies to my nickname: Itchy from "The Simpsons" in-show show chainsawing Scratchy, his cat "companion, with the blood forming the name "TittyToucher". Prototype: Mouse Chainsawing Cat blood blood Name

This one applies to both my name and personality: A face of some guy saying "honk" with a shocked emo chick face facing him. only the faces. Once again, "You Have Been Struck By TittyToucher"

Either one is fine, though the Itchy and Scratchy one is appealing. Your call.

soz to double post, but i forgot to LOLize the "THE" in my pic. I am deeply sorry for screwing up.

Still, the rest is cool.

At 4/16/09 10:22 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 4/16/09 10:10 AM, TittyToucher wrote: i HAD a good worldview until the asshole fucked me over.

then it did it again. And again.

And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

Ask me to name 3 and i will.

3 what? People who fucked you over? You're gonna let them win? You know what totaly rules? Being happy.

Get on with your life, or at least channel your personal strife into art or something. Either way no one likes a guy who calls old ladies whores.

3 THINGS. and i called the old chick a whore coz the makeup on her has been CAKED ON. srsly, there are more layers of her makeup then the layers of the earth.

Also (to rest of thread), theres a really annoying one for Telstra. There was a popular ad where a son misinforms his son on a subject, which later goes on his report. I|t is known as the "To Keep The Rabbits Out" ad. THIS one has a report, read by the kid, saying he's been everywhere. It's basically a load of the big things of Australia.

IT SUX MAH BALLS

I made an LOLnerd!

At 4/16/09 10:00 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 4/16/09 09:53 AM, TittyToucher wrote: Just go. I don't care about the old bag. If the world doesn't care about me, why should i care about it? You hear me? I. DON'T. CARE. now fuck off you piece of shit...

Somebody needs a hug. If you were to adjust your worldview a bit, and start trying to be polite and friendly to people, I bet you would find that there are plenty of people in the world that care about you. Or you could just be a miserable prick permanantly, and waste your life.

i HAD a good worldview until the asshole fucked me over.

then it did it again. And again.

And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

Ask me to name 3 and i will.

At 4/16/09 09:43 AM, ultrafighter1 wrote: you wanna thro some prones one the barbie bitch gone i will troll

Dude, it's spelt "prawns" and in the original commercial by Paul Hogan, he said "Shrimp".

At 4/16/09 09:42 AM, Me-Patch wrote: I'm not trolling, you seem like a total buttfucker. You called an old woman you never met in your life a whore. Great first impression you little shit.

Just go. I don't care about the old bag. If the world doesn't care about me, why should i care about it? You hear me? I. DON'T. CARE. now fuck off you piece of shit...

Unless you have a retarded commercial you hate as much as i'm hating you now.

Dude, i'm australian. No, i haven't heard of the Burger King commercial. If you don't like it, get lost. Don't troll.

ANYONE hopng to troll this thread, get bent. this is a thread about RETARDED COMMERCIALS, not TROLL THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SINGLE THREAD FOR LAUGHS.

Just a min ago, i saw a commercial where some 60 yr old whore started rapping. About INSURANCE. Srsly, it looks like her nose is a loadbearer for her face. she was CAKED in blush and i swear to god there were 20 different different camera angles.

That being said, is there a retarded commercial where you live?

At 4/14/09 08:42 PM, mrpwnzer wrote: oh force him to play god of war

theres a God of War movie coming out soon. I got an exclusive trailer.

Oh, and HOW CUTE! omg, that is so cute it'll make your head explode!

head explodes

"I Stab You With My Needle"

At 4/14/09 08:25 PM, XxFIERCE24xX wrote: Haha, play this on your phone and it sounds like mary had a little lamb.

65456665555666545666455654

no offense but thats kinda ghey. we all know the code for Lamb

Its gotta be VGcats. Yeeeeeah, my school sucks major balls

At 4/14/09 10:47 AM, Bangable wrote:
Tomorrow is today, I haven't seen her, we were all supposed to be going to Felixstowe (a seaside town not so far from where I live) but I got up too late and missed the train. So yeah, I'm losing it.

Dude, i have the same prob with a chick i like. Well... i don't really talk to her, but still, pretty similar. just flow. Don't think, free your mind and flow.

Good luck

PS: if she broke up with you, soz, i only read the initial post

At 4/14/09 07:58 PM, flashwarrior wrote: No you aren't crazy, you just seem to live with a bunch of assholes.

Well said. I agree.

kick his ass!

well, he DID mention change, amirite? but srsly, its a good thing. If Conficker takes several billion bucks straight from a senators bank account, it's only nateral to shut the net down to prevent more poorness.

Plus, what if there were to be a DDOS attack on a government site? Wow, we can't use the net, BFD.

Rei from NGE is so fricking HAWT <3

That's right, the mighty TittyToucher makes his return! mwahahaha!

0____0 i broke the challenge

PS: im only 13 and im on day 5

You don't know how much this is [CENSORED]ing KILLING ME!