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Women originally did this to get noticed. Now everyone copies that to try to be cool.

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At 12/21/09 05:38 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:

At 12/21/09 04:35 PM, chowderbalboa wrote: Chatman

thank god he's gone

"Gone"? Hahaha! Silly '09ers. Once you join Newgrounds, you can never leave.....

This is true, I have tried twice. You can look at the dates on my posts if you think I am joking. You will see 2 large gaps!

At 12/21/09 03:07 AM, PaulStetich wrote:

At 12/21/09 03:06 AM, Chumbawamba wrote: It's a cult.

AHA!!! I KNEW IT!!!!! DAMN YOU SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!!!

HAHAH, oh man that was a good one. Watch out theough they will hunt you down.

You mean like this?

LOL some of these fights should really happen.

I want to beat the shit out of tiskewl. THAT guy is a douche

At 12/6/09 06:00 PM, Ironosaur wrote:

But I'm also confused at how the Birth of Christ made the calendar miss year 0.

Did you know, at the Time When Jesus was said to have been born, there was no concept of the number 0? That technically means Jesus was born year 1.

Yes there was, it was developed hundreds of years before 0 AD. I can't remember by who though, I'm thinking the ancient Indians but that is probably wrong.

At 12/20/09 06:53 PM, TheWingMan wrote:

At 12/20/09 06:37 PM, COMboy112 wrote: Country?

You can ask the goverment to set their price for the land, then buy it off them, then can you have your own country?

Well, they did it in Family Guy.

If Peter can do it, anyone can.

At 12/19/09 06:27 PM, tiskewl wrote: You do know what the art YOU SUBMITTED looks like right... THAT is why.

Oops scrath that, I was looking at your favorite art not the art you submitted.

You do know what the art YOU SUBMITTED looks like right... THAT is why.

Oh man, I have never done that before. Thank you for showing me that! THAT IS SUCH A WIN!!

Ya, that really sucks.

5 neutral auras in a row looks plain creepy.

One word.... RUNESCAPE!!!!

But in all serious, Fable.

At 12/14/09 02:20 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: He will do this sneaky shit where he opens the door just enough for him and I usually have to sometimes frantically reach for the handle to get to it before it closed. He did this to me today going to my history final.

Grab him by his collar, smash his face into the door and push it open. Walk by saying a very sarcastic THANK YOU in a loud and lengthened way as if you were talking to an infant.

Or staple him to the door.

At 12/13/09 08:53 PM, Keven11Twenty7 wrote:

At 12/13/09 08:39 PM, tiskewl wrote:

At 12/13/09 08:15 PM, Keven11Twenty7 wrote: But at least I wasn't sitting with the science club.

So what were you looked apon as?

A science club member...

I busted out laughing.

Thank you, I try. LOL

At 12/13/09 08:15 PM, Keven11Twenty7 wrote: But at least I wasn't sitting with the science club.

So what were you looked apon as?

A science club member...

At 12/13/09 08:35 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote:

At 12/13/09 08:34 PM, Animatigo wrote: Your a sick, sick man.

I believe you mean, "You're a sick, sick man." if I am not mistaken

grammar nazi, away!

LOL grammar nazi strikes this early in the thread bad things will happen!

No, because I have a life outside of NG.

At 12/12/09 06:56 PM, Me-Patch wrote: More like ruining entertainment for the rest of us. Remember that Buckcherry song Crazy Bitch? Everytime that song comes on at a bar theres like ten middle aged drunk women grinding on each others jelly roles and screaming out the lyrics through globs of saliva like the song was written about their nasty asses.

HOTTTTT!! LOL

The same reason Bush organized 9/11. To make us all fearful so we won't notice the secret society who is running our lives for us!! TELL THE WORLD DON'T LET THEM DESTROY US ALL!!!

LOL conspiracy theories

At 12/11/09 09:49 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: something to accommodate to my badassery.

Fluffy Happy Bear's Learnatorium

There its as Badass as you now :)

LOL midlife crisis, providing entertainment for the rest of the world.

Worst case scenario. You go to jail, sit for a bit, you get your court date, and they find you not guilty because he threatened you and also it sounds like he threw the first punch and kept going when you weren't doing anything. (If this is correct you could have killed him in some states and been innocent.) But then you go back to school, and everyone thinks you are even cooler going, "who man prison, HARDCORE.

So don't worry about it. :)

Some people liked his policies.

THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS COMPLETELY TRUE AND NOT ME BEING RACIST SO SHUT UP! PEOPLE THAT VOTED FOR HIM TOLD ME THIS!

Some people voted for him because he is black.

At 12/10/09 04:36 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: That's just stupid.

I've been banned for posting on the BBS, let me go post on the other one.

In addition to the fact that you couldn't follow up on a conversation if you were only temp banned.

Depends, what character classes are you and your friends?

Wow how did I not notice that? Thank you for pointing that out. LOL

At 12/9/09 07:36 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: I come before you today, to share with you something, although this cannot qualify a word of knowledge, or fact, even if this does not apply to you, I just want to share this with you regardless.

How charitable of you.

You are all right just the way you are, whatever that may have happened in the past is not really your fault, you're only human, like the rest of us, nobody is without mistakes, nobody is without problems.

Cool im going to go rob a bank because when I wake up tomorrow it will be a past experience that I can't be held accountable for because I'm only human. ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES DEAL WITH IT AND MOVE ON GETTING OVER IT DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT YOUR FAULT, IT JUST MEANS YOU MADE A MISTAKE AND ITS IRREVERSABLE. DONT DWELL ON IT, JUST LEARN FROM IT AND LIVE THROUGH YOUR NEXT DAY!

Though you may feel like you are a failure, you are not, and you never were.

Except for that time I tried to pull the door that was labeled "Push." THAT was quite a failure.

You may be loved by an unknown stranger in the future, but that love is there regardless.

^Creepy^

That is all I have to say, goodnight Newgrounds.

Ok in all honesty NG don't get all depressed because he did have a few things you should take into account and hell, may even cheer you up. He just merely sounded like an after school special to me.

At 12/9/09 06:17 PM, EpicFail wrote: Why don't we kill humans who kill other humans?

Its called the death penalty, and because people whine that its inhumane.

Animals have just as much right to live as us, we're equal, the only difference is that we are smarter.

I say this means we aren't equal but then again I hate stupid people so...

What do you guys think about this?

I think each year we should take all of the murderers, lock them in a cell together and let all of the people who killed someone in self defense that year shoot at them until there are 2 left. These 2 should fight to the death for the privelege of being locked in jail for the rest of their life.

Are you joking? He isn't king of kings because he is a jew. He is king of kings because he created the world. He is king of the jews because the jews are the ones who follow him. Get some education before you cry RACISM like every other moron lately.