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Response to: Women comedians Posted January 29th, 2010 in General

Lack of cock jokes due to lack of proper levels of testosterone.

Estrogen
Response to: What is a regular NGr? Posted January 29th, 2010 in General

I would say it is someone who has been around for a while and is well known. How long you have to be around depends on how well you are known. 6 months but you are active and well liked or one year and you make at least 2 good posts every 3 days. No spammers (noone who posts 10+ times a day and its all useless crap.)

Response to: What do you do when the powerisout? Posted January 29th, 2010 in General

Well if it is an icestorm, I wouldn't advise that whole going outside part... Just saying

Response to: The Cod Modern Warfare Clan Posted January 26th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

Does anyone else the aa-12? It just seems like the combination of spray and spread is freaking annoying!

Response to: Cat attacks bear...and wins!!! Posted January 26th, 2010 in General

Quebec, the weirdest place on Earth...

Response to: The safest place in the world? Posted January 26th, 2010 in General

At 1/26/10 10:46 AM, CompleteDouche wrote: Antarctica
Maybe Greenland.

Frostbite

If you can't head to these places, go to canada

I'd rather risk the terrorists!

Response to: They need an update box Posted January 26th, 2010 in General

At 1/26/10 10:58 AM, shabbo wrote: That shows you when you've been quoted.

I like being quoted, and if you miss a quote it could shatter your heart because being quoted is like getting a new shiny toy, ereryone loves it.

Yes

That is the stupid

See being quoted isn't as good as you thought.

Nah but that might be cool as long as you have the option to disable it because I imagine that the more active users might not like getting spammed.

Response to: Mods as Simpsons characters Posted January 25th, 2010 in General

At 11/29/08 12:08 AM, Molotov wrote: I wonder which mod this could be.

Luis obviously.

admins count
Response to: If Glenn Beck became President. Posted January 24th, 2010 in General

FOX wouldn't be fair and balanced.

Response to: Cologne turns girls off/dating tips Posted January 24th, 2010 in General

Haha I expected this to be some guy making a giant joke thread. Aparently you just met a moron. I mean was he trying to be odd or what. "I am trying to find the courage to hold your had," hahaha smooth man smooth.

Response to: Paying customers only?? Posted January 24th, 2010 in General

That building is so ugly I can't stand it...

Response to: A message from us... All of us. Posted January 23rd, 2010 in General

At 1/23/10 05:36 PM, robin1232 wrote: your post count has dropped to 43 a day...
at first it was over 100

NASA stopped giving them crack.

Response to: A message from us... All of us. Posted January 23rd, 2010 in General

Been here for a month and have 2x my post count. Wow you would think NASA would be smarter than to spam the BBS when just trying to watch us.

Response to: Haiti Is Not Just An Island... Posted January 23rd, 2010 in General

At 1/23/10 05:05 PM, Excursius wrote: it's also a shit 3rd world country.

Technically it is a 4th...

Response to: GirlChan 3 marked for admin review? Posted January 23rd, 2010 in General

He either got hacked again or it was a joke.

Response to: This forum... Posted January 23rd, 2010 in General

Don't cry, it will be alright.

Response to: Wtf are Bars Posted January 19th, 2010 in General

Hershey bars.

The sugar high, the sweet sweet sugar high
Response to: parents wanna see twilight Posted January 19th, 2010 in General

Hang out on Newgrounds while they watch it and don't spend as much time thinking about it as the little girls who love it...

Response to: The Cod Modern Warfare Clan Posted January 19th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

At 1/18/10 09:21 PM, Nev wrote:
At 1/18/10 09:17 PM, AniMetal wrote: How do I level up or whatever on the multiplayer so I have more weapons, perks, etc. to chose from on the customs?
You play :P.
The get experience from kills, wins and fulfilling objectives. As well as bonus from completing weapon challenges (where most points come from). Shame you're an Xbox fag :P.

What system do you play on Nev? You probably use PS3 which is only slightly better.

Response to: A Challenge For You, N G... Posted January 18th, 2010 in General

At 1/18/10 03:33 PM, Piss wrote: I can tell you right now that B is impossible to spellpronounce.

l3ee

No I'm not superman.
Response to: The Jets are that skilled or is it Posted January 18th, 2010 in General

At 1/18/10 04:00 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: I am british and what is this?

They are talking about the Curling teams for the Winter Olympics in Canada.

Response to: A Challenge For You, N G... Posted January 18th, 2010 in General

A-Ey
C-See
G-jee
H-A ch
I-Eye
J-gaay (pronounce the G as a J)
K-cae
Q- cue
S- ehc (pronounce c as s)
W-double U
X-ehhhhs
Z-Xi

There 12/26 I got a 46% on todays test!

Response to: When you die... Posted January 18th, 2010 in General

At 1/18/10 03:43 PM, Ericho wrote: I don't recall anyone in my entire family having been cremated and I haven't been told the benefits of it much, apart from sparing room. I think that I will keep my body intact, due to the fact that I intend to be an organ donor. I wonder if people who are organ donors are simply not allowed to be cremated, or if their organs are taken out before being cremated.

Yes, they take your organs out then cremate you... It wouldn't work in the reverse order.

Response to: Newgrounds Football Team Posted January 18th, 2010 in General

At 12/14/09 11:30 PM, Yacazuma wrote: You're gonna leave me hangin'?

That would have been funny if you had the right character...

Response to: When you die... Posted January 18th, 2010 in General

Well I did some research and there is actually a place in Nevada where you can get plots for you and your family. Once all of the members of your family die they set fire to the area. So it is like being cremated and buried!

Here is the link if you don't believe me.

Response to: General Forum? Posted January 18th, 2010 in General

No this is the general forum!!!

General Forum?

Response to: Designer Babies? Posted January 17th, 2010 in General

I'm getting mine in silver.

Response to: people that change their age Posted January 17th, 2010 in General

Because 16 year olds would be born in 1993.

Response to: The NG Office Posted January 17th, 2010 in General

At 1/16/10 06:36 PM, JKMonkey wrote: so thats what it looks like...

i thought it was bigger

I thought it was orange to be honest...

Response to: There's someone at my door... Posted January 17th, 2010 in General

If you have a front light, whenever they knock flash it as if in morse code. When they knock act as if you are interpreting their code and respond with another one.