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Response to: That's it, Tom has given in... Posted May 16th, 2010 in General

YAH! And any youtuber who becomes a youtube partner but continues to make the same kind of videos is selling out because they are making more money without really changing anything important. TOM SUCKS YAH YAH

^Sarcasm^
Response to: Viewpoints of certain people Posted May 16th, 2010 in General

Generally it is because optimists either don't see all the bullshit in life or refuse to aknowledge it. This makes the pessimists assume that it is because they don't understand it becuase they are stupid, and they don't like stupid people which is why they are pessimists.

Response to: Okay, so I told a girl I'm gay Posted May 16th, 2010 in General

If you get asked about it deny it and ask her why she was saying that you were gay. When she reminds you that you said it, deny it and say she must have dreamed that happened. Say that a dream like that generally tends to be the person subconsciously taking their own sexuality into question.

In short, make her think she is the gay one!
Response to: Game Saves? Posted May 16th, 2010 in General

At 5/16/10 07:37 AM, WaterShake wrote:
At 5/16/10 07:14 AM, tiskewl wrote: Sounds like you deleted the cookies on your computer. I don't think you can get them back.
Damn, I did actually. I guess I should avoid doing that in future.

If your game progress is important to you, then ya,

Response to: Game Saves? Posted May 16th, 2010 in General

Sounds like you deleted the cookies on your computer. I don't think you can get them back.

Response to: Which came first - Chicken or egg? Posted May 16th, 2010 in General

Wait, did you just say fish don't lay eggs....

Response to: Tapout! Posted May 11th, 2010 in General

At 5/11/10 04:59 PM, 111122223188 wrote: I'd tap that.

Sometimes a first reply is so awesome it affects me emotionally.... This is one of those replies.

Response to: If You Were A Warning Sign Posted May 11th, 2010 in General

Turn back, EpicFail ahead.

Response to: Help!!! Posted May 9th, 2010 in General

At 5/9/10 07:05 PM, DrunkenCat wrote: call in the catholic priests to touch both of them!

Or to separate them and tell them to feel bad.

Response to: 0 bobmbing retards Posted May 8th, 2010 in General

What would you do if you could know who voted 0 on your bad animations? Troll them or hold a grudge against them? YES NG STAFF PLEASE ADD ON TO THIS SITE SO BAD FLASH ARTISTS CAN TROLL!

Response to: Can u die from jumping into water? Posted May 8th, 2010 in General

The surface tension would provide enough force against you to break bones and crush organs.

"If everyone was jumping off a bridge would you?"
Response to: My neighbors call the cops! Posted May 7th, 2010 in General

As long as it isn't late at night or early in the morning there is no real problem for you if they call the cops. So who cares if they call?

Response to: Alleged rape in my town. Posted May 7th, 2010 in General

If they are as old as your profile says that you are I am going with 3.

Response to: Masturbation is not a sin Posted May 3rd, 2010 in General

At 5/1/10 12:27 PM, Rockyusa wrote: Meh. I'd say it's sorta like a precedent. It isn't written down, but it's still a rule.
AKA- Only having 2 terms as president or having to feed your plants may not be written down as a must be done action, but it still is taken into account as is.

Only serving 2 terms in office is written down... After FDR served for 16 years they changed it so a president can only serve 2 terms.

Response to: So I started thinking. Posted April 30th, 2010 in General

At 4/30/10 12:07 AM, krunch123 wrote: perhaps this is because every air breathing fucker on the planet would want to live forever. am I wrong?

Yes, you are wrong because any intelligent person would realise how boring and repetitve immortality would become. This is aside from the fact that your body would become so old and decrepit you wouldn't be able to do most things. Therefor, only the stupid would pursue immortality slowly making the world a stupider and stupider place causing society to slowly decay.

OH SHIT ITS ALREADY HAPPENING!!!!!

Response to: The new steam is nearing Posted April 27th, 2010 in Video Games

I actually like the new steam layout more than the old one. Although the old steam was easy enough to navigate, this makes it even easier. I'm not a CSS or TF or GMOD player so idk if it screws that stuff up but so far it is working fine for me.

Response to: its better to kill nintendo Posted April 27th, 2010 in Video Games

How are Mario and LOZ being held back with Mario Galaxy and all the 3D Zelda games out now?

No need to flame about Nintendo considering they won't be dieing off. They will continue with their innovative stuff and keep things interesting for those people who don't find sitting on a couch starring at their TV and hoping the won't get RROD to be the ideal way to game.

Response to: Why Newgrounds?! Posted March 14th, 2010 in General

You only have to do that on your 1st review so the system has it logged that you know what the rules are.

Response to: Save the Princess! Posted February 17th, 2010 in General

Silly noob.

Save the Princess!

Response to: Did he deserve to lose his leg? Posted February 11th, 2010 in General

Sounds like he didn't deserve to lose it, but he also didn't really deserve to keepy it...

Response to: 13 and 20 = relationship? Posted February 11th, 2010 in General

At 2/11/10 10:44 AM, lemonsourkid wrote: It's just like in Romeo and Juliet!

HAHA I have to read that for school and the entire time I was thinking, Pedo Pedo Pedo Pedo wtf!!

Response to: 13 and 20 = relationship? Posted February 11th, 2010 in General

Next time they are going anywhere yell this statement after them. "Fuck 'er, I did"

Is she hot?
Response to: I Fucking Dare You Posted February 10th, 2010 in General

Made it 31 seconds. Honestly could have watched the whole thing (woul have hated myself for it but I could have done it), but the challenge was only 15 seconds so I doubled it.

Its all about will power
Response to: how many countries can you name? Posted February 9th, 2010 in General

North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Antarctica and China!

Response to: So I got flipped off today... Posted February 9th, 2010 in General

LOL one time a car full of douchebags drove past me and ziged over to try to splash a water bottle at me. I LOL'd cuz he almost hit a parked car afterwards and missed me with the water. He was trying to be cool too.

Its what we call a little man's complex.
Response to: Best of January 2010 Posted February 8th, 2010 in NG News

Oh dammit I forgot to vote!

Response to: An Immature reaction Posted February 3rd, 2010 in General

I would find that funny just because she was walking around talking about her bladder infection to her phone in public.

Response to: What's up with walls? Posted February 2nd, 2010 in General

At 2/2/10 07:26 PM, Me-Patch wrote: I played tennis against a wall once. That fucker was relentless.

You gotta lob it over them, I always beat those bitches. They are slow as hell.

Response to: I've lost hope in hummanity. Posted January 30th, 2010 in General

At 1/30/10 01:40 AM, Grundor wrote: Some of you are even more intelligent than these illiterate fucking morons I've met. I mean I know that I live in a place where it's full of rednecks, douchebags, and just plain annoying ass people.

Its called Earth, get used to it.

Stupid people make the best minions
Response to: So, what's next for weaponry? Posted January 29th, 2010 in General

Space lazer, oh wait don't we already have on in the works.