Do you spend multiple attempts to clear sections?

No?

Your on the wrong difficulty.

Guns don't kill people, but they sure help.

If someone wants to kill someone, it is foolish to stop the means of how they will do it, as there is always a replacement.

If you want to stop murder, you need to stop the people responsible... which is impossible because people are fucking stupid and un relable.

At 11/28/09 04:25 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 11/28/09 04:22 PM, GuntherHermann wrote: ugh i fucken hate poor ppl theyre dirty and they smell like piss

Yeah but they're human too. The only reason you aren't poor is because your parent's give you a good home, food, clothes, a place to bathe, etc. Take a month on your own and see how you do.

I resent this idea, anyone with the right motivation can be the richest man in the world, no matter what the circumstance, just stop feeling sorry for yourself and get your ass in gear. I speak from experience... not the worst of places but not the best.

At 11/28/09 04:21 PM, EpicFail wrote: You guys can smell me? Damn.

Go take a shower.

At 11/28/09 04:22 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Fucking hell, it's like 'Green Street', but Rugby style!

I use to play Rugby, it's an mans sport.

Yeah its pritty similar huh?

At 11/28/09 04:22 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Any chance I can get a shirt that says "You can smell poverty" too?

Wut?

At 11/28/09 04:22 PM, GuntherHermann wrote: ugh i fucken hate poor ppl theyre dirty and they smell like piss

Yeah and they type while slapping the English language round the face... =/

How 'bout the 36 people who viewed it actually fucking reply?

For some unknown reason, our college rugby team (For all you unknowing Americans, rugby is assentially a tough version of your football) has allways shown up to their matches in suits and tuxedos, its partly an intimidation tactic, and partly tradition for our college. Anyway, our team was facing a rival 'upperclass' college from the north and as they approached to shake hands and what-not before the start of the match, the captain came out with that shit, "You can smell poverty..." in a long drawn out snobby accent.

Long story short the shit hit the fan.

We destroyed them, we ground them into the dirt like the self righteous arseholes they are, but it wasnt a good match, the ball was really just there if there wasnt anyone else left to hurt.

The competition didnt end on the pitch either, there is a 'gang war' going on between the two colleges now, thanks to that arsehole now I have to fight some servants on the way to college. (Because obviously they arent going to fight themsleves, they will get their servants to fight us.)

Now that would suck.

At 11/25/09 12:22 AM, ian4678 wrote: Uhh..someone I know Ilegally downloaded Dragon Age origins...and it's awsome.

Wait, I don't know you?

OH, erm, yeah, coincidence that, someone I know... a friend... did that also.

Thats right, a friend.

At 11/23/09 07:39 AM, Me-Patch wrote: It's all in the delivery, you have to be quick. Half the time it's not even what you say it's how you say it. It's just something you should of developed by now from trading barbs with your buddies growing up, but some people just aint funny and are better off accepting it.

Hmmm, I agree, you can't learn to be funny, you just are.

Or arent in your case.

HURHUR!

F-F-F-Face Palm

Seriously, how fucking dumb are you? You can't even steal correctly.

I shoot clocks.

ARENT I FUNNY!?

At 11/20/09 08:47 PM, Can-head wrote: It's kind of gross gifth for my birthday,

YEAH! Fucking out of order! Who the fuck does he think he is dieing on your birthday?! Inconsiderate mut!

I'm not actually a heartless bastard but the way you put it made you sound as if your pissed of at the dog.

I buy a bottle of water... then when its all gone, I fill it with tap water.

Because those flasks you can buy look fucking gay and they always leak.

I just brought 2 of them, one for me and one for my Dad, seriously, that is the best fucking Christmas present for a dad who plays video games.

I thank you Thread Author

At 11/19/09 06:41 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Those things freak me out, what the FUCK are you supposed to do with em?

Like shoot water up your arse or something? Are you supposed to wash your face in it?

To wikipedia...

Jesus fucking christ that was meant as a comical remark, people actually shoot water up their arse...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JUST USING TOILET PAPER?!

Those things freak me out, what the FUCK are you supposed to do with em?

Like shoot water up your arse or something? Are you supposed to wash your face in it?

To wikipedia...

At 11/19/09 06:28 PM, Ryanl337 wrote: Am I the only one who is having really bad lag online? I play and it's like wicked laggy. No matter what mode I play online.

Through logic its obviously connection related.

It's not my connection because it's connected to my router

Why does a router makes a flying bit of difference?

and I have perfect connection on this computer which is also connected to the router.. help!

Again what the fuck, do routers have special powers I am not aware of?

Are you playing it on the 360? If yes, I can not help other than to say stop hogging up the bandwidth with your computer, or anything else on the network.

If its on the PC, makes sure your firewall isnt blocking it and your ports are open.

You get a rush from taking shit, and you keep doing it because of the rewards you get.

Pritty much a klepto (Short for kleptomaniac like the second post said), don't worry when/if you get caught they will go easy on you, probally wont even punish you except you will have to see professionals and take pills to control this little problem, I'd suggest telling your parents and cut strait to the chase without chance of punishment.

Next Patient!

UFC

If you can honestly tell me that it doesnt look gay, then your are a retard.

Yeah they can kick everyone one of my teeth out with their little toe, but they still look fucking gay.

Isn't it just so damn satisfiying when shit happens, and you use your brawn/brain/inititive to fix it into something not like shit at all, man I get a fucking buzz from it.

Like now I was trying to forward a port, but the router username and password were unknown to me and not factory defaults, and the button the router which resets them had broken, now that was a pain in the arse, but I am over the fucking moon now!

Anyone else get this happiness boost when they turn something shitty into something not so shitty.

Picture isnt neccessary but the thought of which made me laugh.

At 11/14/09 10:17 PM, Hellian00 wrote: *Kim possible hentai screenshot*

At 11/15/09 01:09 PM, Hawdcore wrote: *Gay XXX Clips*

Thats it, im leaveing NG for a while.

Seriously.

At 11/15/09 09:45 AM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: The 3.2GB of ram is because 32bit operating systems only use 3.2GB of ram max, you need to get 64bit operating system to use all of it.

Shit, didnt read all of screen shot... no idea man... maybe try a reformat?

Maybe if youhave a dodgy (illegal) version of windows it may just be fakeing as 64bit OS and is really just 32 with the numbers 64 plastered over it.

At 11/15/09 09:41 AM, dx5231 wrote: About the 4GB RAM thing.. are you using Windows XP? If yes, try getting Windows 7, and you'll be able to use 4BG RAM.

Your an idiot.

At 11/15/09 09:39 AM, robin1232 wrote: the Ram is probably something like memory overflow protection, if its full, the rest kicks in to close of the process.
as for the CPU, I dont know why it doesnt mention it, but systemrequirementslab.com still takes it as a quad core CPU

Your an idiot.

The 3.2GB of ram is because 32bit operating systems only use 3.2GB of ram max, you need to get 64bit operating system to use all of it.

I dont go near multiple processors because of the shit that generally comes with them, so I can't help you with that problem.

My historic video games selection only goes back to a random SNES Mario game and a broken Dreamcast.

I have a epic computer which I personaly prefer to a slice of dusty history.

At 11/11/09 02:46 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: Been tried, always fails.

You didnt list the only actual quality thread!

I contributed alot to that...

Steam releases on 16th November, 5:00pm (GMT+1, UK)

At 11/11/09 01:12 PM, ViZi wrote: I do somewhat agree. Most people that own a mercedes are fucking cunts and should die in a fire. But you really can't blame ALL of mercedes because it's not the car, it's who's behind the wheel. Great job with keying that fuckers car though, I would have done the same thing.

I completely agree, I wrote an exception a couple posts back, and I agree (again) that Mercedes are great cars, but the chances are your a shit head if you drive em.

At 11/11/09 01:15 PM, Canas wrote: I drive a Buick.

I'm also an old man

fuck 30 odd-year-old's and their luxury sedans

Haha, your old...

Also Buick are cool cars, their like Lexus except you don't look like a douche when you drive them.

At 11/11/09 01:16 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: Sure, I'll be working at an office building, earning my money legitimately, but I want people to see me, decked out in gold chains

Lame.

wearing baggy clothes, one of those stupid hats that is still flat with the sticker still on it

Cool.

and tattoos everywhere.

Fucking Gay.

I'll walk into the Mercedes dealership dressed like a fool, and pay for a brand new car in cash.

Apparently you didn't see what I typed, there are no fuck heads in BMW's anymore, and so you could get one of them, they are much better considering Price:Performance ratio... The newer models are also very good looking.

At 11/11/09 12:43 PM, Luke-Bassett wrote: im a dog owner

Exactly.

At 11/11/09 12:20 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: I think there's a more general correlation between german saloon cars and cuntish behaviour behind the wheel. Basically, if you have an Audi, BMW, or Mercedes, you're probably a douche who's compensating for something.

I dunno, Audi drivers are generally fine as long as they are driving the lower end ones... below the new Audi R8 your ok on the shithead O'Meter.

Seriously, these tosswagons annoy me more than the stereotypical Fiesta with a massive spoiler chav cars.

They are acceptable, as they generally don't act like a twat unless provoked or are playing music too loud.

At 11/11/09 12:20 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote:

At 11/11/09 12:16 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: I did the right thing and argued before keying his car as I sped down a pedestrian only backstreet.

You sure did do the right thing.

All this arsehole (A great example of all Mercedes drivers.) would say to my logical "Please watch out, I don't want to die by a bald fuck behind the wheel of 2 tons." was "I'll fucking rip your ears off" (I like my ears...), so it was either me talk to a fucking parot, or get my point across some other way. Think about it, he won't be a shit head anymore will he? He might actually think.

At 11/11/09 12:25 PM, Luke-Bassett wrote: my parents own an X3 so I wouldnt call people who drive there family's assholes but alot of them are i remember a merc driver giving me the finger lol fortunately he stopped the car so i could slash his tires

There is an exception to this rule, if it is a Mercedes with more than 5 seats or enough room for a dog, you arent a cunt, no cunt can have a wife/child that wont end up killing him, and no dog owners are arseholes.

They are all arseholes!

What has happened is all the pieces of shit that used to own a BMW have stopped and are now driving Mercedes.

I am obviously sore because one piece of shit tried to hit me while I was on my push bike (Getting a moped soon, fuck effort!) and had the ballz to try and act tough infront of his girlfriend/whore, I did the right thing and argued before keying his car as I sped down a pedestrian only backstreet.

He was ofcourse bald, loud, and was trying to intimidate a kid half his age to impress his hoe because he has such a small penis.

If you are a mercedes driver I mean no offense... wait I do, your probally a cunt.