I was never allowed to watch South Park or The Simpsons. It was too crass for my parents, apparently.

Now they admit that The Simpsons can be pretty fun, as can Family Guy. Haven't sold them on South Park yet, though.

Also, I was never allowed to have a pet. Not even a goldfish. :(

Well that was pretty cool.

It's like a chatroom, but disorganized, crazy and filled with penises made of letters.

At 11/9/09 12:53 AM, Gagsy wrote: Yeah a good way of making money in the summer as a kid is to offer to wash cars. It gets boring quick but if you got people willing to pay $5 for a quick wash it can be a real goldmine for you.

The only kids who wash cars around me are high-school softball teams trying to raise money, and they always leave your car so soap-encrusted and streaky that you have to go to a car wash afterwards anyway.

I always made money by mowing lawns. You do 1-2 lawns in a day, you can usually get $20-$30 total. That's roughly $100-150 bucks by the end of the week, which is not bad.

Threads are intended for users to actually discuss a certain topic or respond to an opinion. There's not much to discuss about your Fight Club chat-viewing, so it's probably better off staying in your userpage.

I suggest you provide links to it in your signature as well if you want to reach a larger audience of users.

Also, Newgrounds usually has an unofficial chat room set up in Stickam Chat, so if you are looking to chat with fellow users then go to this thread and find the most recent chat room (usually found on the last page).

Sounds like you had quite the scare, but at least you kept your dignity.

At 11/8/09 08:56 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote: In short, i ran home with my left bollock flapping about.

Er...

Anyway, I had a similar experience. I was dropping off some paperwork in a nearby "bad neighborhood" late in the afternoon. It was winter, so dusk had fallen over the parking lot I was walking through.

All of sudden, a bum popped out from between two parked cars and practically screaming, "HEYMANCANYOUHELPABROTHEROUT!?!" I was so shocked and my pants were so full of excrement that I actually gave the guy a dollar (something I never do).

In order to thank me for my kindness, the guy grabs my hand with both of his and shakes it. Then he just walked away, leaving me standing there.

My hand smelled so terrible that I actually walked back inside the building to wash it 15 times.

Running? Newgrounds users?? I think not...

Personally, I've had a ton of weird things happen to me and my teammates while running. I've been elbowed in the nose and had it broken mid-race, I've sprained my ankle minutes before the start while trying to take a piss in the woods, I've streaked nude for over 7 miles, etc.

When you run for years, the stories are endless. Plus runners have some the weirdest/quirkiest personalities in general, so we tend to get into weird situations as a group.

I never realized you could schedule sex ahead of time!

Usually I just show up and have to wait...

At 11/8/09 07:03 PM, ofnir2 wrote: Closest major city to me is Philadelphia, which is like 10 miles away. I live in Delaware County (west of the city) in Upper Darby Township.

Weird. I grew up right around that area...

Anyway - everything looks about right in Philadelphia.

Usually when someone makes a thread linking us to a youtube video they made, I brace myself for stupidity and shaky, video journal style-filming.

However, this time I was pleasantly surprised.

It was a fun movie, but I agree with the other users in that you should find actual actors to do the acting, while you focus on editing, directing and camera work - since that seems to be what you excel at.

Amazing blood-work as well.

It just seemed like a poor-man's Best Buy every time I went in there.

However, when the news arrived that all of the Circuit Citys were closing down, a rumor spread throughout the area that they were going to just give away all of the excess electronics as opposed to shipping it back to their headquarters.

Needless to say, the crowd waiting outside the store almost turned into a riot before the police arrived and informed everyone that, no - circuit city was not just going to give all of their expensive equipment away for free.

I feel like the place must be crawling with amateur "paranormal investigators" every weekend because of the numerous TV shows that have searched the building for ghosts.

There was a insane asylum near my college in New Jersey that wasn't as large as Essex County Hospital, but it was abandoned in much the same manner (all of the paperwork and furniture remained behind when the building was closed down). So with a little bit of research, you might be able to find a handful of potential spots to investigate other than the famous Essex County Hospital.

Unfortunately, Werewolves can't be "sexified" as well as Vampires, therefore movie producers don't make very many Werewolf movies - it just wouldn't sell to the 10-17 female age group.

Anyway, just browse through the Werewolf Movie Database found here.

Jesus.

Just so I could see how the world reacted, and the disappointment caused when he died again just a week later, without resurrecting the dead or ending the world or bringing everyone to an afterlife.

Also, he could do some neat magic tricks at parties.

Da na na NA, da na NAA

Just do what you always do - spend time with him, watch movies, play games - anything to get his mind off of his grief.

You don't have to go out of your way to be super nice to him, just be there for him.

So you are on the internet playing a game in which your character is a boy on the internet?

That seems a bit sad.

I wonder if human beings had sex like animals in 7000 B.C. , with the man literally riding on top of the woman from behind?

I wonder is blowjobs were even invented, or whether sex was still used only as a reproductive practice?

See preexisting thread for other costumes as well - http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1117 631

I don't remember ever seeing a 300 parody that I thought was remotely funny or original.

The idea that people are still making these clips after all this time is perplexing to say the least.

Wikipedia is fine to get general information on any given subject in a small amount of time, but it shouldn't be relied upon for any formal research.

You need to be sure the information you are learning is reliable while researching a source, and as along as Wikipedia is editable by non-experts it is not 100% reliable.

Haha - so you go to a 3rd World Country as a wealthy outsider, buy a bunch of inexpensive, illegal items and decide that life in that society is "not all that bad"?

Try having no money and trying to live in that 3rd World Country. I'm sure you would have more appreciation for the struggles the people go through on a daily basis then.

There are some who call me...Tim?

I don't remember what model my first computer was, but I do remember having to type in "c:/win" in order to start it up.

Also, I remember playing a LOT of SkiFree and Chip's Challenge.

You can blame Triple H and Shawn Michaels, part of D-Generation X.

That's where my generation got it from, at least - as well as this popular hand gesture that we were all doing around the playground:

Furniture?

Nope.

What is a bossier anyway?

And whenever I travel outside of my area, people have difficulty understanding me. Apparently my regional dialect involves a lot of mumbling, mispronunciation and fast-talking that people in other areas of the country aren't used to.

And people from other countries who are new to the English language have an even worse time understanding me.

Hannibal is a genius, pure and simple. He can think so carefully and so quickly that he can turn any situation to his advantage.

Jigsaw takes months to come up with his plans and even then they go wrong. Unless he has some sort of trick or pre-existing plan up his sleeve, Jigsaw cannot do anything when faced one-on-one with an adversary.

Sounds like your the "big tough guy" of the class that picks on smaller kids for being different (in this case, 'white').

If there is any sort of justice in the universe, you'll be the one pumping the gas into this kid's BMW in 20 years.

Requiem for a Dream is pretty fucked up. As is A Clockwork Orange.

Either of those would be my recommendation.

At 11/7/09 01:55 AM, Jamoke wrote:

March 2, 2005 - Moviehole spoke with actor Vin Diesel about his long-planned feature film directing debut, Hannibal the Conqueror. The Pacifier star told the site about how he's trying to curb the budget of the historical epic about Carthaginian general Hannibal Barca.

Did you even read the article? It's old as the hills, and it's not the Hannibal from Silence of the Lambs and Red Dragon. Thank you. Thank you for the biggest let down of my day. Fucking IGN.

You would really want Vin Diesel playing Hannibal Lector??

That idiot cast as one of the craftiest serial killers in movies would completely ruin that character for me.

That sounds like a ton of fun!

Makes me want to drive up to NYC to check it out - do you have a website or something that lists the next event?