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Response to: whats the best joke you know??? Posted September 4th, 2009 in General

At 9/4/09 02:06 AM, Col-Sandchez wrote: The point is, you don't use Firefox with it's built-in spell checker do you? You can't even spell point rand laugh right.

Ironic isn't it? God, I give up.

Response to: whats the best joke you know??? Posted September 4th, 2009 in General

At 9/4/09 02:02 AM, juncks wrote: whats wrong with my grammer...NUTHING IS WRONG!!!
please = plz

lol = luagh out load

i dont understand your piont.

The point is, you don't use Firefox with it's built-in spell checker do you? You can't even spell point rand laugh right.

Response to: Xbox360 controller and NG Posted September 4th, 2009 in General

At 9/4/09 12:36 AM, Brass wrote:
Your mother made me swear to never tell anyone, and I'll keep that promise.

Irony? Hmm...Wait for it....wait for it...

Response to: Worst Typos Ever Posted September 3rd, 2009 in General

At 9/3/09 03:10 PM, xscoot wrote: How about a typo that makes everyone think that your name is Kindergarten.

That's a bad one.

Shit, you beat me to it. That still gives me good laugh even though I've seen it so often now. So your name is Kindergarten.

Response to: Need a new word Posted September 3rd, 2009 in General

The Spanish Inquisition.

They'll never expect it! Wait a minute...
Response to: Newgrounds Police Dept. Posted September 3rd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 9/3/09 12:59 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: ^ Thats what happens to me a lot. Either that, or I just forget to vote on more than 5 in one day and end up finishing out the voting the next day or something...

I like that glitch, saved my hide yesterday. I was like "FFFFFF FORGOT TO DEPOSIT" and I deposited and got 20 exp. My face was sigh of relief and lolwut. I've missed enough deposits anyways, don't need to keep missing them.

Response to: Omg Help Me Ng. Posted September 3rd, 2009 in General

At 9/3/09 01:55 AM, Dawnslayer wrote: I go to a community college with a high school program. All the attractive single girls are underage, and all the attractive legal girls are taken. And if they're attractive, single, and legal, they're sluts. So believe me, there's problems here too.

You just can't win can you? Talk about having the rug pulled from under you lol.

Response to: 44 things girls say they'd die for. Posted September 2nd, 2009 in General

I lol'd at the fact that we think alike, that's half the ideas I would have said to these bullshit chain letters that come across.

I like your responses, witty, sometimes evil, sometimes brutal truth. Also, yes I hate chain letters.

Anyways, that's a lot of typing to do. Don't be getting carpel tunnel on me ya hear?

Response to: Stickam Newgrounds Chat Posted September 2nd, 2009 in General

At 9/2/09 11:30 AM, bq wrote: None of the rooms have worked for me.

Same here. I'm guessing this a stickam problem?

Whatever it is, we need to see if we can get anything working or not. Stickam never ceases to fail on everyone h-uh?

Response to: Area 51 Posted September 2nd, 2009 in General

It's an air base that doesn't even exist, officially. Prototype aircraft and maybe some weapons are tested there, and since it doesn't exist they can do what they want basically.

Area 51: Giant conspiracy, or giant dildo factory...The world may never know.

Response to: What would you do? Posted September 2nd, 2009 in General

Let's say I never committed these crimes. Or does that ruin the fun of the thread?

Eh, I'd try to hold my own ground. It's prison though, whadda gonna do?

Response to: Stickam Newgrounds Chat Posted September 2nd, 2009 in General

For the lulz mate? Please tell me that happened for the lulz.

Eh no worries :D

Response to: Psychology Bullshit Posted August 31st, 2009 in Politics

Psychology is bullshit anyways. Anything good in life, there are no shortcuts to get to it.

If I can go and say "Hey I'm going to be successful today!" and be successful, I'd be fucking amazed. However this isn't going to happen, if I want to be successful, I have to put time and effort into it. I mean everyone knows this, or at least I think so.

I don't understand why people would think cult members are stupid. The leader just happens to be a convincing person I suppose, I mean if I was walking along one day and some guy was talking about some way to get rid of problems I had or something, I'd follow him.

Homophobes are closet gays, that made me lol big time. "I'm scared of it, therefore I must be it" Bullshit haha.

Most of psychology is bullshit anyways like I said, however this was a tad bit enlightening, so thanks for the article Pox.

Response to: Female criminals and feminism Posted August 31st, 2009 in Politics

All this happens because of political correctness or however you want to describe the phenomenon.

Here's a different situation: An African-American man gets arrested for a crime. What's going to happen? The majority of the time, if a white officer arrested him, it will be considered racism. Then the case will either be dropped or a lighter sentence given because of the ability of people to cave into racial pressure. (P.S. This is a hypothetical situation)

Do the crime, do the time should apply to all crimes. However, with women it is a though, which others have said before, that women are considered to be the weaker sex. This kind of mindset could cloud the judge's mind and a lighter sentence could be given.

It's some phenomenon that happens, that if you aren't white or male a different sentence may be given. However that may not be true all the time, I'm just saying that as a opinion and what I've seen before.

Political correctness or whatever it is, it's confusing.

Response to: Craziest conspiracy theory ever! Posted August 31st, 2009 in Politics

This whole thread is a giant crazy ass conspiracy theory, however that being said, I have lol'd at some of the add-ons to the main theory that the OP said.

You guys and your conspiracy theories, Elvis, Chem-Trails, Area 51, JFK, Roswell and all the like lol.

I like conspiracy theories, they make you see things in a different light even if false, make you go what-if and the like. However the whole celebrities getting offed is bull, it just happen to be drug overdoses and old age and one bout of cancer.

Is a DJ AM add-on coming up next?

Response to: whos the better mind rapist Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

At 8/31/09 09:32 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:
Yeah you totally did, with the same three guys...

I remember this thread. What the deja vu is going on?

I'm confused.

Response to: This Article Makes Alot Sense Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

Holy shit. That's powerful. I can't even...Shit.

That's deep.

Response to: Hello, newgrounds! Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

So what is this thread all about?

Is this some witty joke I haven't heard about? If so, damnit, I'm late to the party.

Response to: This Thread Has Been Done Before Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

This post is a paragraph of information not connected to said post. Could be considered copy paste, however is not. This post has a false mood, because the poster wanted you to be tricked by the happy emoticon.

This sentence contains inflammatory material concerning the OP/A mod/A random user in the thread and should not be taken seriously.

Response to: Newgrounds Police Dept. Posted August 31st, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

Wow, I haven't been in here in forever. Sorry for the inactive-ness, just been getting stuff ready again.

Fooking inactive and stickum stealing all my B/P. ANYWAYS, Hi :)

Response to: The Running Game Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

I AM GOD!

Really though, that was just luck, considering this game is hard as tits to figure out lol.

I like it though, when QWOP does something stupid and I chuckle.

The Running Game

Response to: gonna kill myself tonight Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

Don't be selfish. Killing yourself over some chick doesn't make a bit of sense man. Just calm down and reassure yourself that you'll be fine. Believe you'll be ok and you will.

Simple as that.

Response to: Edge Posted August 30th, 2009 in General

This is what happens when retards get defensive.

This Tim guy, because I don't even care to copy and paste his last name because he's that unprofessional, is a complete moron. "HAI GUISE I'M GONNA STEAL ALL YOUR NAMES FOR YOU GAME LOLOLOL KTHXBAI" Once he figured out that "Edgy" was another name for it, he trademarks that too.

This is just an attempt for this guy to get money, however since he's done all this, it seems all has turn against him.

Fooking moron.

Response to: Staged Photo Fail Posted August 30th, 2009 in General

I slammed my head into the keyboard and these words appeared. I hope they're good considering the dumbassery of the failure in the picture.

Fooking stupid people.

Response to: TV is dying! Posted August 30th, 2009 in General

At 8/30/09 03:13 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Television is the most evil thing in the world and you should either throw it out your window or sell it and buy a record player.

8-Track > Record player. Or better yet you should sell your TV and get an Atari 2600 and ET! It shouldn't cost you a pretty penny at all for either!

Response to: What did you do last night? Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

At 8/29/09 09:51 PM, JKMonkey wrote: watched Clerks: The Animated Series, then I went to sleep

^This. That episode was a giant flashback. It was still hilarious, and the end was so random that it was lulzy.

Silly Clerks.

Response to: 4chan at my D M V! Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

Well I can't speak for all NG, but I think it would be along the lines of "Keep it in your blog"

That is pretty odd however that, /b/ would be at a DMV.

Response to: Signs You Don't Want To See... Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

Hey guys, is it time to say stuff to Valz? Woman and get back in the kitchen and make us all sandwiches, and mow our lawns and yadda yadda.

Seriously though, Free Cheese. Most disgusting sign ever to be seen, glad I haven't seen it.

Response to: How does the NG Revenue work??? Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

In your submissions (Art, Flash, Audio) you will have ads somewhere on the page, and if these get clicked enough you will gain some revenue. At least that's my understanding of it.

I only got $.08 once and that was in July. The only way it really works is if you are very, very popular with NG.

Response to: I Have, Like, Worst, Parents Ever Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

Exactly my thoughts, fucking kids need to learn when they have it good and that others may not have it good like them

It pisses me off so much to see people in my generation like that. Boo-hoo if you can't do one little thing, it's not going to kill you.

I hate seeing threads like that too, so it's nice to see a mocking thread of those.