768 Forum Posts by "Timi"
On your hand? That's where my chips are at.
Oh you too? Odd huh, seem to be popping up all over in Virginia. Weird haha
At 10/23/09 09:28 PM, Obsessed117 wrote: I hate all those mmorpg ads. Theres like 1000000000000000000 free mmo ads on this site, and it really pissed me off. Almost as much as that crazy pumpkin rapist on the right side of the halloween graphic.
I love my free account and posting abilities, and free games. I wonder why it's all free?
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Because this is the day, when a great mole was puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurged from the Soviet party?
Just a guess
At 10/23/09 10:41 PM, Sil3ntkill wrote: i wanna see tomfulp see this thread and cuzz you out..
Christ sake, go back to Kindergarten will you?
But wait! Isn't your name Kindergarten?
Obsessive over the fact, Tom posted in a thread in General are you? Kind of sad imo.
However you spend your time though is up to you.
Why do I hate my generation so much? I feel like a skinhead except generational.
At 10/23/09 10:14 PM, punchyguy wrote: So I was in school (again) and I was thinking: Why does it have to be so boring? Cant they just add some strippers, or weapons, or something? Does it really have to be so moral and safe...on the surface too?
It's a place where you're supposed to learn, so you can survive without having to resort to crimes. So, having said "bad" influences would be a contradiction and just fuck school up.
Really, though school is good albeit, boring. Eh.
At 10/23/09 10:15 PM, kdnator wrote: if you want to lock it
LOCK IT AND BAN ME FOREVER
Not to be the bearer of bad news, but I think you just signed your own death warrant.
Should have just let it go
Personally, I'd like to think the song title speaks for itself. However, that's just me.
Something about Gian and me. Probably about colors or something, maybe horned guitar that shoot metal out of them, I DON'T KNOW!
Hey a good deal of people that I recognize. Cool
Notable alumni
* Christopher C. Kraft, Jr. - Retired NASA engineer and manager
* Marques Hagans - National Football League quarterback/receiver with the Washington Redskins
* Ronald Curry - National Football League receiver, formerly a quarterback, with the Detroit Lions
* Elton Brown - National Football League offensive lineman of the Arizona Cardinals
* Robert Banks - National Football League Linebacker/Defensive End, national high school player of the year by the Columbus (Ohio) Touchdown Club in 1982, Played five seasons in the NFL as a defensive end with the Houston Oilers and Cleveland Browns.
* Dwight Stephenson- National Football League; played center for the Miami Dolphins, and is the only Hampton graduate in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
* Tyrod Taylor - Currently a quarterback with the Virginia Tech Hokies football team
* Michael Husted- National Football League kicker who played nine seasons in the NFL with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and other teams.
* Petra Kelly- German Green Party - Founder of the German Green Party. Shot dead in 1992 in murder-suicide by her former partner.
* Tabitha Soren (Tabitha Sornberger) - reporter for MTV News
* Ahmad Hawkins Arena Football League defensive back with the Grand Rapids Rampage
This has to be the greatest, dumbest thing I've ever been told to do. AND DAMN IT, IT'S HILARIOUS.
October 22, 2009
Dear Fellow Pawns;
Since November 1st, 1993 I have lived a lie that I can no longer go on with. I have started each of the last 5834 days by convincing myself that McDonald's would bring back the Double ZestaBurger--if only for a limited time and at only select locations. It was the only way I could get myself out of bed and through the day.
Alas, I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that it is bleak. I do not control my destiny, nor my happiness. Like all of you, I am just a pawn in McDonald's global marketing plan. The same company that has returned the McRib 579 limited times in the last 15 years has never given my well-being a second thought.
Well, congratulations, you win. McDonald's 1, Tim 0. You have killed my will, spirit and soul; now my body will follow.
Luckily, I will be going to a better place. A place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of fry cooks in cheap suits. While my body will be buried in the same ground where Ray Kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. Not here in purgatory controlled by the whims of MBA's from Hamburger U.
Together Ray and I will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the Double Zesta Burger.
Sincerely,
Tim
P.S. Please mail my cable bill. It's on the credenza.
At 10/20/09 02:05 AM, Rottenberry wrote: Keep picking at it. Eventually you will dig so deep into your own face that you will find the very epicenter of the acne spore and if you still have 250 mana points to spare you will be able to summon Knights of the Round and level up at least twice.
But, what if instead of the Knights being summoned, a swallow with a coconut appears? Does that mean I have to fight angry peasants now? If so, I really don't want to, I just want my bunny back.
Is there any chance that you saw him after the Raiders, Eagles game?
At 10/17/09 11:55 PM, DELUCA2400 wrote:
I love how you people think his name is Cole.
Deluca, some people pronounce my username as Cole-Sandchez, and not Col-Sandchez. Let him be silly Deluca.
Should have said something about Buddy Ryan's tank.
It was finely crafted.
Room is 3/4 mods. So I wouldn't do anything stoopid, in this here chat room see?
Really though, come on in. When the randomers hit, the more we have, oh the merrier.
ITT: 13 year olds complaining; 14 and up year olds being elitist, and people being trolled. Something like that.
I'm 15 6/12, so I have a learner's. It's not that great really. "Oh look, I can drive with a legal adult now!" "OH SHIT, I JUST CRASHED AND ALMOST KILLED SOMEONE" and etc, etc. Driving is very stressful, if you get on those busy roads man.
Just wait for time to pass, but enjoy not having responsibilities. They'll hit you faster than you think.
At 10/15/09 12:41 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: First time I come in for months, and I get treated to Jamie's past love life.
Shit goes down. Jamie is a machine when it comes to this kind of stuff. Also, there's no mods. SO COME CREATE SOME HAVOC. Really though don't, just come in the room.
The more the merrier.
I put in the select your own nominee spot Barack Obama,PT, White House. COME ON OBAMA WIN THAT HEISMAN!
I support this idea in its entirety.
MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Don't complain about your bans from Stickam in the Stickam thread. If you want to discuss a ban take it up with the moderator who banned you from Stickam.
At 10/2/09 11:50 PM, EJR wrote: He will rape you when you're sleeeping.
Will not...Stupid meaniehead. :C
Eh, cock jokes used to be all the rage. Now they're just overused. Reminds me of Halomen with Danomano's master chief yelling "COCK JOKE"
Ah man, good times. Good times.
Tom doesn't get on the BBS at all, or it's been awhile. Wade gets on every 2 or 3 days I think. But you know.
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Deliver That Fulp by PaperBatClick to view.
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Because after the game, the baby was sent to a monastery to learn how to run Newgrounds.
I shit you not.
I think Tom accidentally his face. However, he still looks happy even knowing he's a cube now. What a trooper.
Damn it Con, always getting into Commie shit. When will you ever learn, man? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?
