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At 7/4/09 10:17 PM, igott wrote:

Mom threatened me that I would be grounded for the rest of the summer, no computer, no TV, no 360.

You got owned by your mother. But I would go if I was gonna be grounded, so I don't blame you. How long were you tortured there?

I want to request a sig. It can be very random, I just want to see how creative someone is. Only thing is Col has to be on there somewhere.
Thanks.

Life sucks, plain and simple. However your documented case seems real, and therefore I am sorry about what happened. 15 years to realize your biological parents were never there is terrible. Stay optimistic, it will help you in the long run.

1. We needed the fireworks.
2. The Declaration of Independence was great
3. We need to change the world, even though it's going to be a pain in the ass.
4. Good writing details bro
5. I think we should terraform Jupiter...somehoooow....
6. Hitler was bad.
7. I have to make this 10 points.
8. Even though I may not be able to.
9. I can't think of any thing intelligent.
10. Why aren't you some radio talk-show host, talking about Beatles and AC/DC?

At 6/28/09 02:38 PM, tiskewl wrote:

At 6/28/09 01:04 PM, bl00db47h wrote: Also, don't say Vince the Slapchop guy,

Ok, how about Vince the Shamwow guy!!!

Gotta love loop-holes

At 6/28/09 02:22 PM, aquaticmole wrote:

At 6/28/09 02:07 PM, Col-Sandchez wrote: OP is a moron so

Where the fuck is poozy when you need him?

Hey, OP deserved it. I mean come on, "I'M GONNA KILL MY SISTER" Really? Fuckin idiots and their "I'm gonna kill people" schemes.

I am sorry for your loss of mangos....

I'd give him pound cake.

At 6/28/09 01:00 PM, Master117chief wrote: Cool story, bro.

Lucky Poozy ain't here. lol.

At 6/28/09 12:38 PM, ZagmenO wrote: On the one hand, I'd say you are an asshole. But holy shit they can be annoying as hell sometimes!

That sums up my opinion pretty much. also I'M NOT YELLING.

You might want to go here to post this here or look there at least.

At 6/28/09 01:22 PM, RKthrilla wrote: JUNE 28TH IS OFFICIALLY CAPS LOCK DAY IN MEMORY

I SECOND THIS MOTION OF THE YELLING OF THE BOARD.

I think this describes the situation perfectly

Am I dead then?

At 6/27/09 09:33 PM, Neenja-SkLz wrote: Prince of Bel-Air

wait a minute...

Here you go

At least Peter knows good things about gay people.

I wish I could be hardcore

At 6/27/09 10:20 PM, aquaticmole wrote:

At 6/27/09 10:17 PM, Republican1235 wrote: three words

That was once funny, but you just don't know how to use it, good job, you fucking ruined it for the rest of us.

It was funny till I came around, but that's beside the point. Sucks for them.

At 6/27/09 09:37 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Get a large quantity of elephant tranquilizer.

What.

I am shocked that the story was not longer, but good job OP

You think people would learn...

Go with the flow.

At 6/27/09 07:51 PM, Piss wrote: King Arthur.

I wanted King Arthur's name...Oh well, I want "Some French Dude" then.

Damn, sucks for Mr. "I'm sweating into my cuts" But hey, cutting a guy with broken glass? eh, you gotta do what you gotta do.

I think it's time to google "Ghost hunting" or something of that nature.

If you hat her so much you should get her this...

At 6/27/09 06:49 PM, Qwazal wrote: is this what vertoes means?

i aht my mom too

Exactly! I hat my mom too

At 6/27/09 06:32 PM, blakemo wrote: Lol how many times are you going to use that today?
I like using this as a fail picture.

That guy is about to get pimp slapped. no lie. and idk.

At 6/27/09 05:24 PM, guthan-the-infested wrote: LIFE IS LIKE A COCK; WHEN ITS HARD YOUR SCREWED AND WHEN IT'S SOFT; YOU CAN'T BEAT IT.

Um..

At 6/27/09 05:52 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: In all seriousness, TheSwain.

Continued Note To Self: Don't piss off Sanjay OR TheSwain