Monster Racer Rush
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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsNo offense, but you really shouldn't post this here. most of Newgrounds is too young too-- err... actually, all of it isn't old enough to drink. But what the hell, since everyone IS a badass/attention whore, yes, I agree. sometimes it is always better to be depressed through drinking.
LOL, I guess I shoulda expected this, I mean, really, this IS Newgrounds...
Yeah, think What you want, I ain't an attention whore, spamming faggot, or any other internet/4chan related cuss word.
Besides, how would you know?
Tis a shame, 80% of you don't know what a real emo is.
At 6/17/08 07:42 PM, Ghost1124 wrote: But that's not even half emo. You look like a normal person to me. Just worrying about the world isn't close to emo.
Well, I guess I see what you mean. But really, look at my playlist....
(EMO)
Three Days Grace - Pain
Three Days Grace - Animal I have Become
Three Days Grace - Never Too Late
Three Days Grace - Over and Over
Three Days Grace - Wake up
Three Days Grace - Get Out Alive
Three Days Grace - Scared
Three Days Grace - Born Like This
(???)
Linkin Park - Bleed it out
Linkin Park - What I've Done
Linkin Park - Meteora [Album]
Linkin Park - [Various Songs]
Breaking Benjamin - Diary of Jane
(Metal)
Disturbed - Down With the Sickness
Disturbed - Get Physco
The list goes on....
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I'm a half emo. ^_^
But in all seriousness, I'm an actuall half emo. Lemme explain.
A half emo is an emo who thinks the world is a pretty fucked up place (which it is) but just doesn't cut themself. But you know why I'm emo?
Cuz the world has a shitty social monarchy based on looks and shallowness. Filled with it's dicks, assholes, and prejudice faggots, why shouldn't I like the world? Which is why so many people die each year, becuase of getting rejected of the way he/she looks. Seriously, the world is one fucked up place. Like a giant Newgrounds, only without the cool flashes and cock jokes.
Did anyone notice all the shitty MMORPG ads?
Teh are srsly fucking annoyin as hell! >:3
All I ever hear is "4Chan" or "Stolen 4Chan pic" and even "4Chan topic"....
WTF IS 4CHAN!?!?!?
HOLY SHIT!!! THE INFECTION HAS ESCAPED!!! JOHNNY, IT'S TIME TO LOCK AND LOAD MOTHERFUCKER!!! <caps>
LOL, zombie joke :P
Well, I'm half emo, and I must say, Three Days Grace sets the standard for all emo music. Teh are #1 Emo Band currently! ;D
Linkin Park is pretty kick ass too, they really made you think about stuff.
But all that rap shit just sucks. It's either about racism or just rape or some random shit..
While all the gay disco and 60-90s stuff are crappy made, love songs. That don't even use guitaras and stuff. It is all electronic equipment to make those god damn annoying songs. >:/
But even so, I like emo music! ;D
Soulja Boy - Crank that FUCKING FAILZ!!!!!!11one
One coincidence makes you think she's physic?
She got lucky, give us moar coincidences!
Well... they are yellow.
My Eye doctor says that I'm the only person out of 2 in the world with yellow eyes.
Sometimes, people stare at me...
But srsly... its a fucking eye color for god sakes...
I think you were involved just like 9/11
SHIT! HE'S GETTING SUSPICOUS!
Play me off, Johny!
Well.... I win =]
KILL THE NAZIS!!!!
Ok, let's all watch a completely unoriginal show, that has god-modding, rigged powers, retarded villages, a distorted time period. Oh, and what the hell, A FOX IS LIVING INSIDE A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD!!!!
WTF MAN?
"DAMNIT OSAMA! I SAID NOT TO TOUCH MY F'ING NUKES!"
Well.... Most of the advice is good.
Some of it is random.
And to those of you who think it is my fault, it isn't. You're just fucking lucky you have a fast metabolism.
And well, that guy that explained the Large DNA problem I have..
fucking win
Ahem.....
Incase you're ignorant, (AND IM TRYING TO NOT LOSE MY TEMPER)
DNA is copying through parents and generations, MEANING, i had a 50/50 chance of getting my mom's fatness, or my Dad's Marathon Running skills. Looks like luck put me in another situation.
Here that Luck, FUCK YOU!
At 5/14/08 08:06 PM, thekidgio wrote: Same type of sheet happened to me She will get over it eventually srry thats what happened to me only she went out with me after everything was said and done
Dude... wtf did you say? This could work for me.... >=D
She doesn't know about the other stuff becuase he does it when shes not around, or behind her back...
Well, for those of you that like to read, long story:
So, I liked this girl. She was Polish. (lol) And very cute, smart, and not afraid to be herself. The perfect girl for me. =]
ALTHO, since this fucking world is shallow and stereotypist, I had no fucking chance becuase i'm "large"
friggin DNA...
ANYWAYS, she already had a boyfriend. Thats a retarded faggot, but shes to blind to see it.
He looks at other girls, flirts with other girls, he looks at pictures of dicks, he showed my friend HIS cock once, looks at porn, gets in trouble ALL the fucking time.... And that's all I rly know. Oh, and he was saying a friggin SUBSTITUTE TEACHER, was hot... and she was an ugly troll turd...
And well, i ended up telling a few friends, one of them is a lil bit of a fag, so he said stuff out loud, One of her friends heard it, and my other asshole friend fucking yelled it out to everybody... fucking dumb shit..
ANYWAYS, i ended making her cry becuase she overheard me saying shit about her boyfriend...
So, i tryed to tell here what he has done when school as over. I walked up to her bus, and said: "Ashley, can I talk to you for a second?" She turned her back to me. I was fucking pissed, AND sad, both at the
same time... So, i got back on my bus, sat in my seat, took out my juke, and listened to some Three Days grace.
Short Story: I screwed up.
So Newgrounds, i see her tommorow, AND shes in every one of my classes except for two, art and gym.
Wtf should I do? And seriously... can i have an actually answer instead of just "rape her" (oh, im just fucking asking for it now.....)
FuCkInG wOrSt WaY tO tYpE. sErIoSlY... wtf!?
Name: Timothy David Billings (Viper)
Age: 13
Apperance: A skinny, tall kid. Weighing at least, 100 pounds. Maybe even 3-5 feet tall. Muscle tone is Below average (but not weak, sort of in the middle) A Very Light Blue Eye color, Short, front spiked, Dirty, Dark Blonde Hair. Ratty, old, tathered clothes. Ripped blue jeans, old black belt (medium length), Plain White T-shirt, A Gold necklace with a pocket watch on the end inscripted (To Viper, My Best Friend)
A Silver colored mood ring, a camo Backpack.
Equipment: [Emergency] Berretta, 3 rounds, old, rusty pocket knife, bandages, 4 Water Bottles, 6 Loaves of bread, 2 cans of corn, 1 Lollipop.
Skills: Can manuever through Urban areas well (Climb fences, Climb onto roofs, Jump across medium sized gaps (take notice of size, weight, hieght, and age) and climb up poles.) Average Survival Skills.
Personality: Very friendly, kind, observant, has a bad attitude when is angered, will complete favors such as delivering packages, telling messages, and running across town. Has modern intelligence rating, Becomes nervous near cute girls, is secretly depressed due to not having any relatives. Believes
in destiny, fate, and true love. Zodiac sign is cancer. Very sensitive.
Bio: Tim grew up with his parents right on the border of Canada and the US. His parents, at the time, were living in poverty, so they moved to the colony of California. Tim was only 7 years old when they
had moved.
As soon as they had arrived, The alien colonization class has landed. His parents, feeling patriot
to their home country, helped out the cuase to rebel against the alien life forms. His parents were killed in a vehicle accident. From the age of 9, Tim had lived with a generous family of poor people.
When they were killed by alien animals that were left behind, Tim was already 11 years old and learned
how to survive off of the city and it's advantages and disadvantages.
With no one to tell him from right and wrong, he steals and practices running and free-running
everyday so that he can escape things in tight situations.
To this day, he lives in an abandoned, old house's basement. With only a cot, blanket, and his
backpack filled with his living essentials. No one really knows him becuase he would move from place to place and had minor trust issues. He obtained the berretta by stealing from an ancient gun shop.
He uses it to fend of murderers and hunt for food in emergencies. He got his pocket watch necklace from his poor families' step-brother AKA his best friend.
He lives in the city, surviving off the land and practicing his skills.
Location: (Check Bio)
((Ok you guys, is this alright, i must have spent at least half an hour on this. I figured, how would i put myself in this situation? And then i modified some of my life styles, features and crap. NOTE: think
about it... your 13 with no rules, why WOULD'NT you venture around this city, climbing fences, running
around, jumping across rooftop to rooftop, making money by having fun at the same time..... lol))
How the hell do you get to lvl 1? I started off at lvl 2.
Plz tell me (I Don't to become a plunger -_-) I just want to know.....
Chickidycow or what ev his name is... something like that...
Impatient, ignorant, and is a total fag
hmm... well... I guess this crew sucks..? or...?
bump =P
Well.... ok?
It seems that all the cool people are gone... =[. well.... cool to me... anyways, im sry guys, i've been gone forever due to some stuff.... i mean.. seriously... You don't have to go get pissed at me....
Alright, My guy was supposed to be An Advanced Special Ops. Soldier bent on helping the government. His name is Viper, becuase he was an orphan, so his code name was viper. And i'll admit, i Did sorta make myself a lil rigged with the hole command vehicles perfectly and super speed and shit. And the guns that I picked, there were very similiar to modern guns aswell. (Just a different design, really) so...
if you want a redesign, just tell me
Now, welcome to the Collab Club.
This, is a place to start ALL collabs, so that people find it alot easier, including updates DAILY, so you can know the status of your and your friends collabs.
I may start a collab, or you can start a collab and ask people to join up. But, like all clubs (well, 97% of them anyways...) There ARE some rules....
COLLABORATION RULES:
1) No Spam Collabs
2) You and your group MUST update your collabs at some point
3) Make sure your collab has a picture to identify your collaborative project
4) You can only make 1 collab at a time. If you say your collab is complete, you must prove it with a link to the video of it
5) There must be a general idea of your collab. EX: NOT ALLOWED: "Ok guys, lets make a madness collab!"
6) Be sure to include specifications EX: specs: 450 x 670, background: white... ect.. ect.....
7) be sure to enclose extra information such as where you can locate anime, sprites, or drawings, if they are available.
8) Be sure to follow all of the standard and art (For the pics) BBS rules.
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Now, everynow and then, there will be a Collab Contest, to see who's group can create the best collab, winning them glory, the title, bragging rights (lol), and this picture. A list of all the users will be listed as well, to make sure no noobs take it to put in there sigs.
You are allowed to put this crew in yours sigs as well, you don't have to, just spread it around so that people understand and know about it some more....
Ok guys, if there are any leaders of collabs willing to make on, tell me your name, collab name, and any other group members.
Also, Mods, if this seems to not go anywhere at first, please let it die out instead of deleting/locking it. Clubs like these sort of take time to spread out and stuff....
-Timex247
Hello, i would like to join up. =]
I specialize in madness though.
I can also make fun, goofy stuff, or something....
lol...
Check out mine... It's kinda cool... i guess?