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The Combat Arms Ng Team Posted November 22nd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

Welcome one and all to The Combat Arms Team! For all you people who are too cheap or can't afford call of duty 4, this is your alternative!
Alright, so I was playing CA one day and thought, 'Well, Newgrounds is pretty cool. They got a Cod4 crew... Why not a Combat Arms crew?' and that is how this began.
Now, a quick briefing, You can find the download, info, and trailers here:http://combatarms.nexon.net/ It even has instructions on how to play there.

Anyways, Combat Arms is a free mmo 1st person shooter that is similiar to Call of Duty 4. SIMILIAR. The game is free. No hidden fees, its such a sweet game, you must try it. Now, here are the forum rules:
1) All Newgrounds rules still apply here.
2) Do not bag on the game. If you don't like it or didn't enjoy it, don't be a total douche about it.
3) You are allowed to ask for help and tips for the game. Don't be shy. ;)
4) Dont pic spam your screenshots, if we really cared, we would be playing with you.
5) Be respectful.

In-Game Rules:
1) Your username must contain NG_(Insert Name)
2) You cannot hack, glitch, or cheat, or else you will be banned from the team Permanetly.
3) You can duel any team mates.
4) Respect other team mates. Don't use abusive language, curse, or harass them. Results in severe punishments.
5) your 5th Offense gets you banned. (By offense, i mean breaking the rules)
6) Have sportsmanship. Dont go into a rage and kill team mates. Srsly. Not cool.
7) Dont Team kill. Results in a Suspension.
8) When hosting a game, name it Newgrounds. (If possible.)
9) You are allowed to host tournaments, just post it on the forums with the date, Type, Maps, number of rounds/maps played, total amount of players allowed to play, and the name. It must also have the password 'ng'. in lowercase, no spaces.

My name won't change, becuase it would be really annoying and it would have you identify me easier.
So, if you want to join the team, Say you want to, Tell us your ID (name), and rank, and your e-mail. (optional)

ID: Timex247
Rank: (}
[ } = Arrow ]
E-mail: Viperx22@yahoo.com

So, I'll be waiting for some members! :D

Response to: when did you start to cum Posted November 20th, 2008 in General

To Be honest, I never have.
I jack off once every 4 months maybe. Becuase I am a good person.

Response to: Magic The Gathering Ng Remix :d Posted November 20th, 2008 in General

At 11/20/08 01:45 PM, Elios wrote: Ohh hell yeah! I loved this game!

BTW, Last Post. :(
And Yes, this game is still awesome! Make A Card! :D

Response to: Magic The Gathering Ng Remix :d Posted November 20th, 2008 in General

Ehh, All I got.

Magic The Gathering Ng Remix :d

Magic The Gathering Ng Remix :d Posted November 20th, 2008 in General

Wow! We need some of those! :D

Also, say if you want a blank card.

Magic The Gathering Ng Remix :d

Response to: Left 4 Dead Review Posted November 19th, 2008 in Video Games

Well yes. But the average player plays Normal - hard. :)

Response to: What Do You Look For In An Mmorpg? Posted November 19th, 2008 in Video Games

Look at Left 4 Dead or Fallout 3. Those are kick ass games. :)
but dont make a medieval MMORPG. THEY SUCK ASS.

Left 4 Dead Review Posted November 19th, 2008 in Video Games

"4 out of 5 or 9 out of 10 stars." -Timex247

This game combines expert reaction time and quick thinking in order to beat. While moving fast and dodging masses of zombies, you have to be careful of where you are going and what you will startle.
You and 4 other plays/AIs struggle for life as you carelessly kill and destroy anything that attacks you.
It uses 6 weapons and includes medkits, pain pills, pipe bombs, molotov cocktails, and even propane tanks.
Weapons include....

The Uzi- The Lowerclass Auto Gun, it fires fast, and mowes down swarms, Quick reload too, but quickly exhausts your ammo.

The Pump Shotgun- The Lowerclass Shotgun, takes in 8 rounds, scatter shot, and a ton of power, good for close combat and 'Swarm moments', Takes a long time to reload but it is hard to lose all of your ammo.

The M4- An advancement of the Uzi, this Auto gun full of fun fires 50 rounds, mowes down entire hordes, Excellent reload speed, and has a speedy shot. Unfortunetly, 15 minutes in the game, you'll find yourself scavanging for ammo.

The AutoShotgun- The beauty holds 10 shells and has a much faster attack and reload. Of course,
a little power is missing from this amazing Gun, but makes up for with the scatter shot. Not good in some campaigns however.

The 9mm(s)- This gun is good if you run out of ammo and dont have time to reload. It reloads about as fast as an M4 and does an alright amount of damage. It holds unlimited ammo so dont worrying about spraying. If you find yourself with 2 9mms, then it holds 30 rounds, but takes more time to reload.

The Bad Spot...
Of course, what some people are most interested in this game is the Director. As in, you play a level a witch is in the street. You turn off the game, turn it on, play the same level, and the witch might not be there or has been moved. The number of zombies vary every game. The Director is pretty sweet for players, hackers, and modders. (I do not recommend hacking)
The absolute worst thing about this game is that the Computer AIs are retarded. i know it is hard for them to do stuff like a human player, but sometimes they dont move, do stupid stunts, and go somewhere completely irrelevant. Beware the Sped Computers. However, Louis, One of the characters, is the worst computer AI there is. Zoey is exceptionally good. I recommend using Bill and Francis, seeing as they would have the most experience, Bill being a war veteran, and Francis being a rough and tough biker.

Any ways,
The game plays like a movie. There are four campaigns and that tell how the survivors escape the zombie apocalypse. Including 2 urban scenarios, and woods scenario, and a woods/farmland scenario. These are:
No Mercy (Urban - Easy)
Death Toll (Woods - Hard)
Dead Air (Urban - Hard)
Blood Harvest (Woods/Farmlands - Medium)

Bassically, if you love fast paced action suspensful thrill ride shooters filled with blood thirsty murderous zombies, then buy this game. It truly is a master piece. The AI system is a little buggy, but the multiplayer and co-op games are fantastic.

Have Fun and Enjoy!

Left 4 Dead Review

Any games like Topshift? Posted October 26th, 2008 in Video Games

Yeah, Topshift.com, it's an awesome game! And, I played Midnite challenge, and Street Heist. (Street Heist being the best, Midnite Challenge being the worst)

But, since there is a credit system, it sucks. I only get like, 5 minutes of entertainment from each game. Except SH. No one ever goes on there so I cant steal from people. But, I need to know if there are any games similiar to it. That'd be awesome.

My profile for each game is Viperx22
The best Strategy games on the net? Posted October 4th, 2008 in Video Games

I know about Sea of Fire 2, Warfare 1917 (Best one yet), Commando 3, Bot Arena 3, Turret Defense, And Crimson Warfare.

Does anyonen know some really good Strategy games?
Looking for something to kill my boredom.

Response to: have you ever cried for a girl? Posted September 28th, 2008 in General

yes

3 letter post = gay
Response to: The Racism Paradox Posted September 28th, 2008 in General

At 9/28/08 04:19 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: If you call them colored, it's racist because you are identifying them as different.
If you do not, it's racist because you are not acknowledging their differences.

If you call white people "people", it's racist because you are saying colored people are somehow not normal people.
If you call colored people "people", it's racist because you are grouping them all together as one.

No matter what you do, you are a racist.

Have a nice day.

Um, Dumbass. That makes no sence.
The actual Racism Paradox is this:
Black and white people are the same race. They are Human. So, pretty much, you, uh....
Damnit. I confused myself.

Response to: Killing with your level icon... Posted September 28th, 2008 in General

Umm, Poke him in the eye, and them punch in the balls, and kick him when hes on the ground. After a long long time, he'll be dead.

also, bump.
Response to: +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ Posted September 28th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

Also, Can I join, Im a big fan of Zombie Fiction. (Or is it really Fiction? :O)
So, tell me what I have to do to get in. I've been noticing (On this page) that you must have a somewhat decent plan. So, Tell me what I gotta do. Cuz I already know my plan.

Response to: +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ Posted September 28th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 9/26/08 10:29 AM, superflybones wrote: couple questions
1st one can zombie's freeze in cold weather like the cold weather in Canada?

If you can freeze in that water, so can it.

2nd would a chainsaw be good against zombie?

No, it is extremely loud (Which makes more zombies converge on your location), requires high amounts of fuel, and needs to be polished/cleaned everyday. An extremely high mantainence weapon.

3rd If I could get access to a tank would it be helpful and would I be able to drive it to Canada?

Well, im not really sure, Of course, the armor, and accessibility would help. Along with the minigun to spray down undead. However, Fuel is a big problem. Aswell, driving a tank is very complicated. So, if you wanted to get to Canada, it would depend on how much fuel you had and how far away you lived.

Response to: Holy Shit, Check this out!! Posted September 27th, 2008 in General

At 9/27/08 11:55 AM, hatakekakashi7 wrote: It may cost a pretty penny, but it will be worth it if you want to make a quality video.

Yeah, But All this stuff will take 5 months. (I make 100 dollars a month)
Not including, Paying actors, tax, or the shitload of shipping prices.

God damn dude. Money Talks.

Holy Shit, Check this out!! Posted September 27th, 2008 in General

Well, I promised my Dad if I got Straight A's, We would buy me an extremely High Quality Movie Camera.
And, in order for a good movie, you need guns. (lol) and well, for Realisticness, Imma by some Airsoft guns. Only problem is, this is how much it costs:
A4 True-Replica M16A4 With Laser, Flashlight and M4 Stock x 3: $89.85
CYMA MP5A7H: MP5 Style Rifle with Laser, Light, and Scope x 2: $39.90
UA-315 SUPER X-9 Sniper Rifle x1: $130.00
SM8: XM8 Style Full Size Sniper Rifle x1: $49.95
P169 Colt 1911 Black Spring Pistol x6: $30.00
P618-S Single Pack - Silver Sig x1: $3.50
P813A2 Cyma USP x2: $19.90
99098 Airsoft SPAS 12 Style Pump Shotgun x1: $17.95
CYMA P788 Airsoft Chrome Pistol Grip Spring Shotgun x1: $12.95
.Everblast M87SA Airsoft Shotgun x1: $39.95
M42F: Double Eagle Mini Uzi Style Assault Pistol x2: $14.00
M35L Double Eagle Pistol w/ Laser x1: $8.00
Airsoft Belt Holster - Black x3: $29.85
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Total: $485.80

I mean dude... Holy shit! >:O

Came Straight from an e-mail
Response to: Still looking for good mmorpg Posted September 25th, 2008 in General

Nah man, you want something good, down load Combat Arms. Alot like CoD4, just the weapon/accesories buying system is kind of gay. Well worth the download. It's free by the way.

But, since you're looking for an mmorpg, they all suck. Im serious dont even look for one. every mmorpg sucks and has crappy grahpics like runespace or dragonquest. Srsly. Fags play mmorpgs cuz they dont have a life. DONT LOOK FOR AN MMORPG.

Response to: Dragonforce: Thru The F&f= Holy Shi Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

Wow. I cant believe everyone hates the song so much. Also, I hate Guitar Hero. It is retarded. Now, Rock Band, that is different. >:)
Plus, I've never played GH3, so, I wouldn't know. Anyways, I'd like to see you turds play it. I bet you couldnt even play a Micheal Jackson song. Hahahahaha.

PS. Scuzzfest, nice Story. Hope to see more of those stories. I find them very interesting. :)
PSS. Fuck off all.
Response to: 'the Beatdown': The Illegal Tourney Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

At 8/10/08 01:49 AM, Sawdust wrote:
At 8/10/08 01:40 AM, Timex247 wrote: . Some people from outside "Da Hood"
Yo balla b u best b frontin boy!

I SAY "DA HOOD" AND PEOPLE START REFERRING TO ME AS A BLACK GUY OR SOMETHING?!?!?

Response to: 'the Beatdown': The Illegal Tourney Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

At 8/10/08 01:44 AM, b-rod wrote:
At 8/10/08 01:40 AM, Timex247 wrote: Some people from outside "Da Hood"
There are people from outside "Da Hood"?!?

Ummm... Yeah. -_-

'the Beatdown': The Illegal Tourney Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

So, My entire Neighborhood is doing an Illegal Fighting (Which is Mixed-Martial Arts, which includes kick boxing, boxing, karate, street fighting, and Wrestling.) Tournament, which will be video taped. I, myself, am not that Strong, so im in the weak/younger section. But, I will be fighting. I trained/Sparred for 3 hours today. im pretty bruised up. I got maybe 1 or 2 cuts. But, im doing great progress. This is the place we are doing it: Linky

But, anyways, There are maybe 30-40 people doing it. Some people from outside "Da Hood" are still fighting, but some fighters are AMAZING. It's cool seeing the type of people who are fighting. some have been kick bozing for 10 years. Some people for 15. And some even for 20. But dude, I cant wait until I kick this one kid's ass. Every ten minutes, he tries to ball tap me. Imma break his fuckin neck.

So, you guys got questions, Ask me. And also, not only am I fighting, im editing the entire video so that it has special effects, music, titles, subtitles, and other stuff.

Lol, Wall of Text.
Response to: Where can I host my comic? Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

Lol. Nah, it's a big comic. Like this: Linky :D Only pixelated. And plus, no one would notice. :|

Where can I host my comic? Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

Well I am kaing my first Comic. A halo comic. -_-''

But anyways, anyone willing to host it? It's is a mix between Comedy and Action. :D
So, like, anyone willing to help? I dont really care as long as I dont have to post pics on forums.
So, yeah. Any one have some info?

Response to: Where are good Halo Sprite comics? Posted August 3rd, 2008 in General

Bump

Response to: songs that relate to your life. Posted August 3rd, 2008 in General

Every single Link Park and Three Days Grace CD. no, I aint no goth.
But srsly, my life is fucked up already.

Cant you tell? Im on Newgrounds.
Where are good Halo Sprite comics? Posted August 3rd, 2008 in General

Seriously, I need help wit this. For once, Google has failed miserably. Anyone have some help?

and also, I hate those stupid 16 bit MC Sprites. I want to see Inner Rayg's sprites at work. :D
Halo Comic Series Posted August 3rd, 2008 in General

Anyone know where some actually GOOD and decent halo comics are? Ones that are only like 2 issues long. Seriously. I am in need of entertainment. :|
Also, I tryed google. Google has failed miserably for once. :|

Please help? :D
Response to: Make your own turret! Posted August 3rd, 2008 in Game Development

Siege Cannon - A Tribute Siege Tank/Cannon from Starcraft.
STATS:
Fire Rate: Slow
Range: High
Damage: High
Splash: Medium
Cost: Medium

Limitless Turret - Neverending Rapid fire.
Fire Rate: N/A (Doesn't end until out of range)
Range: Medium
Damage: Extremely Low
Splash: None
Cost: Low

Mine Launcher: Launches a highly explosive mine.
Fire Rate: Low
Range: Medium
Damage: High
Splash: Medium
Cost: Medium

Rapid Mine Launcher: Quickly Launches an explosive mine.
Fire Rate: Medium
Range: Medium
Damage: Medium
Splash: Low
Cost: Medium

Flame Bunker - Sets enemies on Fire at short range.
Fire Rate: N/A (Doesn't end until out of range)
Range: Short
Damage: High
Splash: Low
Cost: High

Heavy Flame Bunker - Set enemies on Fire with Plasma at Medium Range.
Fire Rate: N/A (Doesn't end until out of range)
Range: Medium
Damage: Very High
Splash: Low
Cost: Very High

If you need more, just tell meh. :D I have LOTS more.

Response to: New Collab Rules Posted July 23rd, 2008 in Game Development

Man, this is total bullshit. I don't think we should be judged on how we animate. Some people may just dislike the style you use and 0 you for it. God, I don't care if imma get banned for this. (I mean I do, but still)

Also, Where the hell is your BA? Doesn't say it anywhere.

The BA is a thing I seemed to not care about so I didn't even look for it until now.