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*Note, all classes apply to Core Gameplay. Hardcore not reccomended with these classes*
** [] = User's choice **

-SMG Class 1-
Primary: Thompson (Round Drum)
Secondary: Colt 1911
Perk 1: Satchel Charges
Perk 2: Stopping Power
Perk 3: Deep Impact
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Frag
Special Nade: Smoke

-SMG Class 2-
Primary: PPSH (Round Drum)
Secondary: Tokarov
Perk 1: Satchel Charges
Perk 2: Stopping Power
Perk 3: Deep Impact
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Frag
Special Nade: Smoke

-Rifle Class 1-
Primary: SVT-40 (Aperature)
Secondary: Tokarov
Perk 1: Bouncing Betties
Perk 2: Stopping Power
Perk 3: Extreme Conditioning
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Molotov Cocktail or Frag
Special Nade: Smoke

-Rifle Class 2-
Primary: M1A1 Carbine (Box Magazine)
Secondary: Tokarov
Perk 1: Bouncing Betties
Perk 2: Stopping Power
Perk 3: Extreme Conditioning
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Frag
Special Nade: Smoke

-Bolt Action Class 1-
Primary: Mosin Nagant
Secondary: Tokarov
Perk 1: Bouncing Betties
Perk 2: Stopping Power
Perk 3: Deep Impact
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Sticky
Special Nade: Flash

-Bolt Action Class 1-
Primary: Kar 98k
Secondary: Tokarov
Perk 1: Bouncing Betties
Perk 2: Stopping Power
Perk 3: Deep Impact
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Sticky
Special Nade: Smoke

-Sniper Class 1-
Primary: Mosin Nagant (Sniper Scope)
Secondary: Tokarov
Perk 1: Bouncing Betties
Perk 2: Stopping Power
Perk 3: Deep Impact
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Sticky
Special Nade: Tabun

-Sniper Class 2-
Primary: PTRS-41
Secondary: Tokarov
Perk 1: Bouncing Betties
Perk 2: Stopping Power
Perk 3: Iron Lungs
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Frag
Special Nade: Tabun

-Ghost Class-
Primary: MP40 (Silencer)
Secondary: Tokarov
Perk 1: Bomb Squad
Perk 2: Camoflouge
Perk 3: Dead Silence
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Sticky
Special Nade: Tabun

-Anti-Tank Class-
Primary: M1987 Trench Shotgun (Grip)
Secondary: Tokarov
Perk 1: Satchel Charges
Perk 2: Double Tap
Perk 3: Fireworks
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Sticky
Special Nade: Tabun

-Tank Main Class-
Primary: Double Barrel (Grip)
Secondary: Revolver
Perk 1: []
Perk 2: Sleight of Hand
Perk 3: []
Vehicle Perk: Ordanance Training
Main Nade: []
Special Nade: Tabun

-Heavy MG Class-
Primary: Browning M1191
Secondary: Revolver
Perk 1: Satchel Charges [OR] Bomb Squad
Perk 2: Double Tap
Perk 3: Steady Aim
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Sticky
Special Nade: Tabun

-Light MG Class-
Primary: FG42
Secondary: Tokarov
Perk 1: Bandolier
Perk 2: Sleight of Hand
Perk 3: Deep Impact
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Frag
Special Nade: Smoke

-All Purpose Class-
Primary: PPSH-41(Aperature)
Secondary: Tokarov
Perk 1: Bouncing Betties
Perk 2: Stopping Power
Perk 3: Deep Impact
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Frag
Special Nade: Smoke

-Cheater! Class-
Primary: Gewher 43 (Rifle Grenade)
Secondary: Tokarov
Perk 1: ***Weapon Attachment***
Perk 2: Juggernaught
Perk 3: Martydom [OR] Second Chance
Vehicle Perk: Ordanance Training
Main Nade: Frag
Special Nade: Flash

-Medical Class-
Primary: PPSH-41 (Aperature)
Secondary: Tokarov
Perk 1: Bomb Squad
Perk 2: Stopping Power
Perk 3: Second chance
Vehicle Perk: []
Main Nade: Molotov Cocktail
Special Nade: Tabun

-Retard! Class-
Primary: MG42
Secondary: Revolver
Perk 1: M9A1 Bazooka
Perk 2: Double Tap
Perk 3: Second Chance [OR] Martydom
Vehicle Perk: Leadfoot
Main Nade: []
Special Nade: []

And that's about it. Enjoy.

So, What must I do to Join, I mean what could happen? You guys already gave me viruses, spywares, worms, and trojans! :D WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG?

Oh, and btw, Prestige 3 ; Level 21 ; EliteXF7

PM me back.

Any room left?
>:)

Hmmm... Well, let's think about this, You are out in southern africa, which by the way, where all black people are from (OH I DONT KNOW. AFRICAN - AMERICANS!?!?!) Africa. So I guess it wouldn't be totally stupid to find a bunch of whites, euros, or spanyards to be walking around there, huh? And by the way, wtf do you do when there are cannibal zombies? You kill them.
Scenario:
Bob: HOLY SHIT! ZOMBIES!
Bob: SHOOT EM!
Tom: Eh, no.
Bob: WHY NOT!?!
Tom: Well, I don't want to be racist.
Bob: ...
-They die 3 minutes later.-

So pretty much, anyone who thinks RE5 is racist, is racist themselves.
Converse.

Well, since imma Level 60 First Prestige, lemme tell you something. (Not trying to show off. Or am I? >:) )
The M1 Garand is the second best Rifle. And behind Garand is the Gewher.
So, I always have a SMG Class, Rifle Class, Sniper Class, MG Class, and a Shotgun Class. But since I have to share my Live account with my Older brother (Becuase he pays for my time), I use 3 slots. So I pretty much have a Sniper, SMG, and a Shotgun. It works pretty well. And the thing is, bolt actions do work well on different maps. For example, I once got 23 kills with my Kar98k. It was teh pwnage. :)
Too bad one guy had a flame thrower. :/
Ehh, I'm rambling. Basically, If you have 5 slots, Have a Garand slot, Gewher slot (If you like that rifle,), SMG slot, At your level, Preferably an MP40, A bolt action, and a slot of your choice.

BTW, I only prestige for, 1, the cool emblems, 2. the extra slots (So I can have more than two), and 3. To feel better than everybody else. Besides, the game is fun, espicailly hardcore. Then no one knows where you are when you snipe. >:)
Sniping in core is just gay. Via, the killcam.

So, I have this sudden interest in Air Rifles. My older brother recently gave me his Crosman Pumpmaster 66, a good gun. I haven't test fired it yet. Although, I expect the best. I want to get a rifle, possibly a lever action or multi pump. I want to keep it under 75 dollars though.
I want something with some power, good accuracy, and is highly modifiable. (I can add lazer sights, scopes, sights, custom stocks, silencers, bipods, ect...
Any one here wanna lend a hand?

Right, who am I kidding? It's NewGrounds for damn sake!

I hate adult swim. King of the Fucking Hill? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?!?
Plus the PJs, tom goes to the mayor, squidbillies, TaE Awesome Show. Man.
They took of American Dad, Futurama. What's next? Hell, I watch the Military channel more than Adult Swim. They started going downhill when they took of Futurama.
Adult Swim = Fail

Well, I was going to make a metal slug make your own battle game, but the problem was, I wanted to put in more that one unit, with each unit haveing sound. Only problem is, if I put in more that two, it could destroy your speakers. So how would you make a button that makes a movie clip that has action scripting on it?

Wow, everyone here is so nice! :D

So, I have a few questions. Has anyone here played the Nazi Zombies thing? Is it fun? :o
And aswell, MP40 + Aperature Sight = Pwnage.

Yeah, umm ahhh, I want to join. I play the Xbox 360 version and my gamter tag is EliteXF7
And also, I am seargent, (if you go by in-game ranks) Which means i am the best out of everyone else! :D
Alright dude. I'll be on alot, but not right now. My little bro and I have to share the same Xbox 360, soooo... if any of you have younger brothers/sisters that are annoying as hell, you know what i'm talking about. So, yea, add me.

At 12/31/08 07:38 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Why do the newest users always make threads like this?

We've got the rules, that's a good enough guide.

For your imformation sir, At my age of 7, I found Newgrounds. 3 years later, I created a profile, Which was founded in 05. A few years later, I lost my password, resulting in the creation of this account. Besides, why does it matter when you sign up? Only people who are jealous (For some god unknown reason) would even look at the sign up date.
And yes, the NG Rules are still nice, but very little do some people truly use them. Besides, how many people do you see using periods and commas, hmmm?

Welcome one and all to the Newgrounds BBS.
So, if you wanna be cool, remember these rules:

a. USE SOME GODDAMN GRAMMER. If you use grammer, people with think of you as one fo the more mature or intelligent users of Newgrounds.

b. Do not caps post, photo shop pics of yourself, spam, troll, or post anything that isn't going to make a significant difference.

c. Voice your opinion, but don't over react.

d. Don't make a half assed post. No one cares if you just say. "Lol, rape her." Include some length.

e. Don't be a 8 year old prick and flame. If you are gonna use a come back, have it be unique, intelligent, and witty.

f. Don't post damn annoyance sites, fake sites, or virus sites. Don't be a total duche.

g. Don't ruin other people's fun. If you want to be popular, don't go running around the BBS bashing peoples ideas. Instead, encourage it.

h. Use the golden rule. That's right, if you want to be a good poster, you're gonna have to go back to the basics.

I. Take time to read. Lurk around a little instead of reading 3 posts, and replying, and then leaving.

J. Take time to read the rules. If you start a post, topic, collab, or crew, take time and read the newgrounds rules.

K. Follow the 3 rules of the internet:
No Porn
No Spamming
And No Flaming

L. Take into this consideration:
Is my post/topic making a difference not being on there?
(Yes, mine teaches noobs to stop being noobs.)

Is my post/Topic interesting?
(Somewhat, yes.)

How will other NewGrounder's react?
(Hopefully, in a positive way.)

So, there ya go. The basics of The BBS. Follow these rules, and you'll be as cool as Gagsy or Stamper one day. Maybe even infamous. O_o

Eh, more or less. Ussually, i am a fun loving person! :D

Yeah, Hello, My name is Tim, and I need some help. You see, I am very large. I weigh 172 at age 13. Yeah, it's bad. I am an extreme case of an outcast at school. Lot's of people think i am very weird, and I yearn to share a relationship with. All the girls in my god damn retarded ass school are shallow. what the hell do I do?

I would like to join. Consider me. I am not so good with stories, but i can give you semi-good stories from when I was 10-13.

Only dumb asses get drunk. Srsly, get a god damn life. Drinking can fucking kill you.

I don't take kindly to fucktards.

Well, you see, i'm trying to get better at my action scripting with out making any thing too complicated, and one of your very generous Newgrounders made this tutorial: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 1384 And well, it is nice and all, but it lacks a few essentials. One, how to play a sound when you shoot. I am not exactly sure how. It would be a great help if anyone told me. I will also put it out on the portal but lack encouragement without sound. (Altho, it might suck still.) Any help?

You guys know its retarded as hell in there, right?
I myself had teh caps lock on! :D

World at War rocks! Especissially the Nazi Zombies! :D
But I don't have live so i can't join. :(

Alright, don't talk to me about reviving the old clan. It needs a fresh clean slate. One that will actually work out. So, Combat Arms is a FREE online game much like CoD4 or Counter-Strike. Also, moderators, please read the whole post before you will most likely lock/delete.

Forum rules:
The "BIG ONES"
If you break these rules, you'll earn an instant ban regardless of which moderator sees the post(s).

Using racist, sexist, homophobic or hateful language.
Posting pornographic (including cartoon porn) or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) material. Exceptions include NG staff or if you're posting to the Art Forum and it's relevant rather than downright perverted.
Linking to pornographic or NSFW material without a clear warning.
Linking to viruses, referral sites, or maliciously coded websites either in your signature or in your post.
Discussing illegal activities - including, but not limited to: ROMs, cracks, warez and hacking.
Instigating or discussing malicious attacks on other websites
Posting with an alternate account whilst banned or your main account while an alt is banned. Both accounts may be deleted.
Posting any member's real life information without permission.
Impersonating Administrators, Moderators, or Newgrounds regulars.
Bumping any old topic without a good reason and new information.
Making multiple short posts (five words or less) over a short time period.
Attempting to smartass your way around these rules.
The OTHER RULES
If you break these rules, you're definitely risking being banned. Think before you post.

Remaking or complaining about a locked or deleted thread by creating a new thread.
Complaining or boasting about any ban, including comments in signature text.
Backseat modding: pointing out what needs to be deleted, banned, locked or destroyed.
Posting flashing or strobing images, or picture spamming: repeatedly posting the same picture or posting irrelevant / overused images such as the FAIL picture.
ALL CAPS posting.
Chasing / harassing / flaming other users, regardless of who instigated it.
Harassing other users by having a continuous negative or bitter attitude towards them.
Insulting or harassing the moderators or administrators.
Trolling: cruising the boards looking for a fight.
Sniping or knocking established NG groups, such as the Clocks, Locks, IWP.
Repeatedly advertising your website.
Recreating a thread that has been created recently. Use the search bar before hitting "New Topic".
Posting excessively in a language other than English for the sole purpose of excluding the majority of the users.
Making "Hi, I'm new", "I'm back", or "I'm leaving NG" threads without significant content pertinent to your situation.
Creating parody threads or posting with gimmick accounts.
Making stats threads.
Posting "Use the search", "Use Google" or similar messages without providing relevant links.
Posting lame chat conversations. No one cares. Seriously.
Attempting to smartass your way around these rules.

Clan rules:
Dont be a douche
Dont be a kiss ass
Be respectful
Treat your commanding offers with honor and respect
Don't hack
Don't Glitch

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Ok, so, I will take in rank Recruit to --. Which means, you must be at least a recruit or above to join.
Other members and I will offer support, tips, and lessons, here, and in-game.
now, as I was saying at the top of the post, Combat Arms is a free online game much like that of CoD4 or Counter Strike for the computer. There is no cost to join up and no cost to keep playing. Combat Arms Official Site.

So, if there are any questions or concerns, ask me, and you shall recieve an answer. And please, moderators, give this clan a chance. The last clan did not work out. It was a 15 post thread that died out a year ago. This one will hopefully work out like the CoD4 clan. Please, give it a chance. if in a few weeks it looks like it isn't going anywhere, the do with it you must.

does anyone have the flash (The actual SWF file) of Madness Blue? The norm madness intereactive would be even better. just as long as it had sound.

Errrr. imma PM Krinkels.. >_>

DONT BAN MEH. NO ONE READS TEH DAMNED RULES!!!

Incase you havent noticed, i just submitted a Madness Game called, Madness Interactive UP.
I updated alot of stuff, but im not sure why the sounds won't load. It works in flash for me, when I test the movie. It uploads sound files off my computer. But when i play it on the internet, it doesnt do it. I am really confused. Help anyone?

Hmmm... it seems Newgrounds is still too immature and unintelligent to handle serious threads. K, i'll come back next year...

Well, Ya see, i need some punks to go down in embarressment, so I need to know a few good ol pranks. :)
I went to this one site, they had a few good ones. But I am looking for tricks that are undetectable. Something a teacher can't blame me on.
A few of them:
-Classic- Thumbtack in seat.
Fake blood in bathroom.
Butter on toilet seat.
Glue in padlock.
-Classic- Spitballing.

Those are all great, but im looking for something new. So Newgrounds, now that you are obviosly(?) evil and devilish, gimme a few ideas.
Pranks that get you in a little bit of trouble are fine, just no suspensions.

About 48 hours a week....

Shuddap, I get bored.

Errr... Link would Help.
http://geraconquista.programad.com.br/in dex.php?idioma=ingles
Also, if it isn't already english, make it english. Lol.

Well, I was thinking and said to myself, they should make better achievements, and I came apon these...

Immortal - Complete Campaign on Normal without dieing
The Bird is The Word - Kill 5 Banshees on one map
Nade Raped - Stick 15 enemies
Armed and Dangerous - Use every gun on one map
Grunt Punt - Melee 35 grunts on one map
The Hammer Falls - Kill 15 Brutes with Gravity Hammers
Game Over - Beat The Game on Legendary
First for Everything - Use every skull at once
Skull Collector - Gain all Skulls
Legendary Demon - Kill 500+ Enemies in campaign on Hard
Jackpot - Get over 350 Gamer score from Halo 3 Achievements
UNSC Pilot - Kill 100+ enemies while flying an aircraft

Nice eh? Found 'em here...
Make some of your own! NOW!?!?!?

I would like to join this club please. Need this to be revived first how ever.

ID: Timex247
Rank: Private First Class
E-mail: Viperx22@yahoo.com

So, I'll be waiting for some members! :D

Fixed.