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I'm in, so...... what do you need? anything? at all? I'll go right now...

Oh, and also....
I'm sorry if mine does suck. just tell me all the info so I know everything. (God damnit! I'm to hyper to read everything!) soooooo.... yeah. I have HUNDREDS of ideas though... litterlly.... >.>

Well, I can't guarentee it to be ANY good... cuz im a noob.... but I'll try.... Besides. I'll make everybody look better. =]

I'm in!

I know where the normal ones are, but what about the subway pics?

links will do fine. Need help!

Get him back to the kinder-gardener section. Newgrounds is 11th Grade... Hardcore...

OMG! A WRITER'S CLUB! KICK-ASS!
hmmmm......
Years writing(Real stories): 12
Years writing(Web stories): 4
Flash Stories: What is a flash story?
Real name: Tim/Timmy/Timothy

Sigh..... in order to get out of a Rick Roll... CTRL+ALT+DEL, Task Manager, Quit internet Explorer.

And in a relevent link...
I shit my pants. =]
No... really.

(NOT A RICK ROLL THING, Just, a uhmm.... Joke or something....
BEHOLD, DIABLO'S RICK ROLL!)

6 Days, School Food Strike. The Seventh day, I spent about 30$ at lunch time. On food.

NEVER DO IT! I got depressed..... And sick.... And barfed EVERYWHERE

Sooo... What the hell are you asking?

I think i'm going to make pivot VS flash... or pivot virus... yup... very original....

you could make up any movie and you had no expense on it, and it could be ANYTHING. And you wouldn't get sued!

I would make millions of penguins VS ducks.

WORLD DOMINATION!

Vault Red (FUCK THE WORLD? (FTW!?!?)

OMFG! JFK-2 HAS BEEN GUNNED DOWN!

lolz, Diareah.

Raw...

If any of you even know what that is...

Flash and Photoshop are same thing. Only Photoshop is smoother and has better anti-aliasing.
Thats MS Paint......

You people suck.... No not really.. just don't dump it here, Youtube is big.. put it there...

I Drew A New Penis and would like to share it with you.

You said you wanted bloody...

Originality is key dude. Oh and, why do you need an animator? Are you...
1) Too fucking lazy to do it yourself
2) You want to be in control of everything and contribute absolutely nothing
or 3) Your just being a gay pedophile?

Either way, my guys is awesome. =]
Except for the head.... always have trouble with heads...

Well, time to go bump an old topic.. lol...

No, really...

I was doing pretty good until I got to the head. I'm kinda proud of that tho. Think I have some
average talent that comes every 3 hours!

YAY! THE GAY INDIANA JONES! =D

Yes, I understand this is a run off... of something? Flash only please. I want to create a flash in which two sticks face off.

Size of screen: (Default?)
Background: All white please.
Drawing style: any kind will suffice. I personally like paint. =]
FPS: Fast Paced Action is Preferred.

Length: 25-30 Secs.

4 parts avaible. Need people with reasonably well skills with flash.... Becuase I can't make a preloader. XD
no, really.

Aight, well... Hope I see some hands!
OFFICIAL LIST:
Preloader:
Part 1: Timex247
Part 2:
Part 3:
Part 4:
Part 5:

At 3/7/08 02:57 PM, disingenuous wrote:

At 3/7/08 02:54 PM, aprime wrote: girls aways flirt even if they dont like you

boy dont, so why is it disingenuous?

I do not classify as one of those girls, but I am willing to go out on a limb and say it's for attention.

Boys don't because they like all girls as long as they can get into their pants. True statement.

Yeah... all the cool kids do. MAYBE FAT KIDS SHOULD BE GIVEN CHANCES! HUH!?!?!? I JUST WANT A GIRLFRIEND! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

GOD DAMNIT!

Oops... letting my emo side get ahead of me.....

GOD- &@$%, MOTHER-&%#$^!&, &$^@#, GIRLS!!!!!

FAT PEOPLE CAN BE GREAT BOYFRIENDS TOO!!!!!!

RAWR!!! *Hulk Mode*
*Destroys school*

RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time : What the fuck? My god damn head....
Hmmmm.. AHHH!!!! I'M IN A NEST!!!!

Mutated Flacon: *High Pitched Call*

Time: SHIT! -looks at eggs around him- I must be food for when these things are born!
And I don't fell like being eaten...
-Picks up Assualt Rifle and kills all the eggs, including the mutated falcons inside of them. He
swiftly jumped over the edge.-

AHHHHHHHHH! FUCK! I THOUGHT I WAS ON FLAT GROUND!!!!
-Time fell ontop of the police station, where there was a bunch of wasted rounds on top.-

What the hell? -He looked down at the murderous cannibals below him on the ground. The door behind him, leading back to the downstairs section, was smashed open. You could tell it was not intentinally opened. Nails were flung. Boards were broken apart. And the door was opened in an awkward position bassically. CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH!
An Assault Rifle! But where?
((Typing change initiated))

Viper: FUCK!!!!!! *Gunfire* COME GET SOME!
He shot at a few hundred zombies shambling towards him
Time: Hmmm.... He looked down through the warehouse windows across from him. Someone inthere was shooting away with, not an assualt rifle, but a .50 Calibur machine gun!

Time built a small ramp leading from the policen station down to the warehouse roof top. but since Tme had put down uncarefully, the zombies became aware and entered the police station to feed on him.
Time: SHIT! He hopped on it and slowly walked across it in a crouched position. If he stood up and walked or ran across, he would fall into the masses below him, howling, reaching, drooling...

when he got across, he lifted up the ramp before any zombie could try to walk across it. But then he thought, zombies are too stupid to balance. So he left it there but before he left to help the person, he laid down a strange device. It opened up in a turret-like fashion and starting shooting at them from accross the two buildings.

Time: Now... to cut open the bolted door, done.... and.... done! To run down the stairs, and... HOLY SHIT!

3-thousand zombies shambling towards them, a hellish stare.....
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END

*Thinks back*

Time : Well, I did have a truck... Do you mind if there is any blood in it? And maybe an intestine or 2?

Chaz: No, but...

*A mutant type bird swooped down and crasped Time. It took him off in the distance, a few miles
away.*

*His scream for help was faint.....*

~Timex247 has logged out...

((Yeah man, perfectly fine))

*Time walks over to the group of people, checking the area first, of course*

Time : Damn, you people saved my life.

Let me introduce my self, My name is Time. I'm from an anti-biohazard operatiosn unit......
(He describes the Bio from the form)

And well, I needed to know what to do. It seems I underestimated the zombies here. They seem alot stronger than ones I've faced in the past... so....

Who are you?

((Damn. I love RPing... =]
Guys (Or Girls) sorry If I post alot. My Fav thing tho.anyways.. Chaz... Seems like a good idea to team up with you.. so....))

*An hour later, Time found himself walking down a subway tunnel. With his lense turned to the color green, his night vision cap sufficed greatly in the dark.*

*He walked down the trails. Wondering what to do....*

Time : Damnit.... *His head began to pound again. Just a little worse this time*

*He heard talking and footsteps a quarter-mile later*

what in the? *He rose his rifle to a snipering position and peeked through the scope. He noticed a small group of people walking down some trails...*

Holy shit! *He ran down to go and greet them. Little did he know that something was lurking in the shadows...*

((YAY! STORY TIME! Well, I couldn't help myself right now, so I'm just gonna presume that it is present day. RP TIME! =] ))

Time : What the hell? *Looks around in back of jeep/truck. Dead bodies and blood litter the floor. It seems that the truck is overturned on it's side.*

Fuck.... *Grabs his weapons and slowly and cuastiosly climbs out of the back of the truck. Wondering where the hell he is, he runs into an alley way.*

It seems that the city is in a fiery, blazing, hellish ruin. Son of a bitch. This is worse than the
"F.E.A.R." Missions that I had a year ago. *Thinks for a moment on where to find out where he is. As he thinks, his head begins to hurt*

Hmmmm.... well first of all.... I should get my bearings railed out... *Continues to think. Zombies!*

ZOMBIES!?!? FUCK!!! THAT'S SOMETHING I REMEMBER! But... It's something bad
that I remember... but what attacked our truck? Damnit! I can't remember anything! *He notices a shadow in an abandoned store. It looks like that of a dog.*

It can't be! *Time readies his weapon and begins to jog over to the store entrance. He walks in. Looks to the corner! nothing. Looks around another corner of a rack! Nothing. There goes the shadow again. He peaks around the corner of a book shelf to notice a mutated, freakish, hellish demon like dog chowing down on a poor inoccent civilian. The civilian seems to be dead. He walks over to the oppisite side. CRACK! Time looks down at his feet to notice a chris angel CD he stepped on. ((>=/)) The mutant's head instantanelously rises listening for another sound. Time quickly approaches the door, he runs out, but forgot that when you open it, the bell rings!*

FUCK! *the mutant dog {Dubbed "shadowling"} pounces into action! Time sprints away from the
building! But it was just too fucking fast! It punced through the window and shattered it. It hit the
ground with a thud and rammed over to Time.*

SON OF A BITCH! *It was on time trieing to eat his face off. Time had succesfully temporlarily pralyzed its legs. They both lay their on the hardened conrete. It's saliva drooled out of it's mouth as it tried chomping on Time. He only had one free hand. He raised his M-11 S7 up to the bottom of it's jaw.*

Have some dinner, bi-otch! *He switched the rifle to mega and unloaded a clip into it's muzzled jaw, and eventually, up into the brain through the mouth.*

*The carcass was lieing on him. It's cold outer shell like that of a super hard roach. He pushed the mutant off of his chest and rolled it onto the road.*

*Moans were heard in the distance. Shrieks from the West Tunnel. They were converging on his spot.*

Why the hell did I want this job again?

...
TO BE CONTINUED

((Friggin Sweet! The beggining and we just got some fresh action! =]))