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At 12/24/13 06:41 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Oh no my clever plan to secretly troll the brain dead members of newgrounds has been found out.

you're doing it wrong. If you can't even "troll" right, you really have no chance at getting anything in life right.

ooooh. so tense and angry. you're so hardcore now

favorite cartoon/tv show I watched in the 90's

At 12/11/13 02:25 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:

On top of the atrocious wages, and the ignorance of people like you, I was paid bi-weekly. My first paycheck was not even $100. For TWO WEEKS of work.

Ouch. That sucks. I do tip, just to let you know, but I was under the impression of exactly what I stated earlier, so calm your tits.

At 12/10/13 11:27 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

Bullshit. Freeloaders? Being a waiter or waitress is a hard job that pays shit hourly. I once was a pizza delivery boy. Same premise. I made something like $2 and change per hour. I relied on my tips... Only to have ASSHOLES like YOU ask me for their change, when all I "owed" them back was five fucking cents.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but from what I understand, your boss still has to pay you at least minimum wage if your tips don't cover it, right? So either way, you're making at least bare minimum wage.

At 12/10/13 11:18 AM, Satan wrote: Youtube really is on the brink of death at this point. I don't know why Google are doing this shit.

I don't think that they're on the brink of death because people adapt to their changes so quickly, and Google knows it.

Just like merging YouTube with Google+. People bitched in the comments section about how much they hate Google+ (meanwhile, they created a Google+ account), and that lasted for, what, 5 days? Google knows that people are just going to give in within hours, and the bitching will stop within days, so they don't have anything to worry about.

I do hope that YouTube starts taking a turn the way MySpace did, but I really doubt it'll happen any time soon.

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Yes.

One thing that helps immensely is getting "Rain-X" windshield wiper fluid. It'll bead up the water on your windshield so you'll actually be able to see cars in front of you even in heavy ass rain.

At 11/20/13 09:28 PM, Entice wrote:

At 11/20/13 06:05 PM, Atlas wrote: Looks like a less sucky Adventure Time.

I don't understand why ppl hate Adventure Time so much

My little sister watches it sometimes. I admit that I've unfairly grown a hatred for the show, yet know absolutely nothing about it. I think it's just the animation that puts me off.

I've heard pretty good things from that show, though (like those hidden innuendos you get similar to Animaniacs), so I probably should give it a chance.

At 11/22/13 06:02 PM, beakerboy wrote: Four guy were smart. They felt smart.

Was the missing s intentional? Sorry if it wasn't, but I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be looking for something in here

At 11/20/13 11:02 AM, FordV8 wrote: Any counties that still keep the P71 Crown Vic. Boring to look at, but:

2 tonnes of roomy boat
decent mpg
indestructible
RWD
FordV8
extremely cheap
easy to find parts
the last of the landbarges
And the best thing of Crownvic is reliability. Nothing can beat dat extreme reliability. Not even caprice.

And for as long as they've been around, people still underestimate what it can do.

Dodge Chargers have been popping up over the past few years in my state

yakko, wakko

At 11/15/13 09:04 AM, Satan wrote:

At 11/15/13 08:23 AM, TimberGuy wrote: There are still videos out there that use the regular ol' comment system, such as this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEopyF186UQ

Can't comment on it, a box pops up telling me to login to Google+. They're seriously taking the piss, at this point.

Yeah, but you can x out of it and it'll give the "We'll ask later" bullshit that they did before this update. We'll see how long that lasts, though. I don't have a google plus account and was able to comment there

There are still videos out there that use the regular ol' comment system, such as this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEopyF186UQ

Apparently it has something to do streaming vs. uploading videos to youtube, whatever the fuck the difference is. Streaming apparently allows for the old comments section.

It'd be a store similar to AutoEverything. I've thought about opening a large car/bike/truck shop where one side is a mechanic's shop, and the other side is the store filled with parts.

It seems that the article was just another "porn story".

It's hard to say that he was even being molested. He's the one who took the first step, and the coach decided to accept.

$1000 wouldn't last a month, so no. Plus if you can never leave, the money would be worthless anyway

Rasputin vs Stalin

I fucking love the beat in that one.

At 10/23/13 01:19 PM, Makakaov wrote: Yes, his nickname was drforeman, but he left. Now he's successful doctor, still packing like a devil.

Has he had any surgeries performed on his neck?

1. No, and I'd change my avatar and profile picture so he doesn't recognize me.

2. He'd probably ask why/how this is entertaining to me.
(He's not big into forums and other online stuff, and I'm the degenerate loser of a son that would rather do this than hang out with people)

3. If he does actually stay, it'd probably be in the General and Politics section.

At 10/9/13 04:32 PM, Jester wrote: Making the audience love characters and then ruining the characters' fucking lives is arguably my favorite writing formula.

I'm expecting this to happen to Daryl from The Walking Dead

Hating IE is what's "in" right now. In my experience, between IE and Chrome under a heavy load, IE lags a lot less than Chrome. I still do use Chrome a lot more, though, because of Adblock. IE now has Adblock, but it doesn't run well like it does on Chrome.

At 9/9/13 06:40 AM, JayTheWiz wrote:

At 8/2/07 02:37 AM, Shawn wrote: Lol i typed site wrong and this is what i got..
http://www.sr.se/cgi%2Dbin/src/

That's what comes up for me whenever I clicked the "Click this if the player does not come up right away" message... Any ideas why it isn't working for me?

It may no longer exist since this was over 6 years ago.

That happens a lot, especially if someone shows me ONE video of something I turn out not to like. One good example was onision and his drama videos.

Half my suggestions are that guy's account. Or like right now, I refuse to watch the miley cyrus thing, but most of my suggestions are that.

You can download an add-on on Chrome (and possibly firefox) that'll remove certain youtube users (the ones you enter in) from ever appearing on youtube for you again. It's called Tampermonkey, and it works wonders.

At 8/27/13 10:32 AM, TimberGuy wrote:

At 8/27/13 10:31 AM, TimberGuy wrote: Spider eggsac in someone's shoe

Here's the spider

And what the person did with the shoe afterwards

At 8/27/13 10:31 AM, TimberGuy wrote: Spider eggsac in someone's shoe

Here's the spider

Spider eggsac in someone's shoe

At 8/26/13 04:51 PM, kmau wrote: Alvin Earthworm is the Seth MacFarlane of sprite animations.

I can't really tell if that's supposed to be a compliment or an insult. lol

Depends on what you think of Seth's work, I suppose.

Bandicam is number one for me. I searched for a bit to see if you could download it for Mac, but it doesn't seem like it. HyperCam 2 is a close second.

However, while looking for Bandicam for Mac, I found out that you could record using QuickTime Player.

In QuickTime Player, go to File > New Screen Recording.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111204135755AA0NHYi

Depends.

The "I'm-too-mature-for-my-age/too-mature-for-that" (pat self on the back) snub nerd girl can fuck off.

I like the ones with good personalities, care about their looks enough (but not to the class-slut extent), and are nerds because they actually want to be successful in life.