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I have a better one! I DARE YOU TO EAT IT! then throw it up and spend it on enough coffee and candy to be worth $100.00 and eat it all in one hour or less

No decaf or sugar free

actually just spend it on enough coffee and candy to cost 100 dollars, consume in at most an hour, I dare you...

NO DECAF

At 8/14/10 01:50 PM, SovietAmerica wrote: You guys have any suggestions?

Buy a bunch of toys to eat

Yeah... I figured you'd say no...

At 7/23/09 04:16 PM, 066pop wrote: WANTED: LAST COOKIE THEIF
REWARD: A cookie?

Well you take a cookie jar when someone begs for it you throw it into a jail cell, whoever goes after it is the cookie thief, when he's in there lock it up!

At 7/23/09 03:46 PM, bl00db47h wrote: I was a bit scared of being caught, but I was more scared of what a cruel a hole like Dill would say to my friends. So I went, trying to act brave.

He's ur friend but he's mean to u? In the beginning u said ur friend was saying Jimmy.

"I was only 15." Nick, my worst enemy said.

"No, you were 16!" I yelled.

You see, I had just gotten him arrested because he tried to kill me with the new pocket knife his dad had gotten him for his 16th birthday, it took me 5 years but I finally got the evidence, my blood still on his pocket knife. Wow, it's still here! Yuck! I thought.

We were talking between the glass window in the jail, he had the phone held closely to his ear when I yelled so when I said that he was an idiot he couldn't here me, luckily half of the people we knew were there and they were like

" You have no comeback??? Come on, we thought you were a bully!" and stuff like that

Now he out of jail and is tracking me down so he can kill me, man I hope he doesn't search Australia!

:Help save me by voting 5 on all my stuff, it will make him think that I'm in a different world, hopefully I won't die!

At 7/1/09 02:33 PM, bl00db47h wrote: To protest against the new layout on youtube, everyone who hates it are going to sign off on the 14th. We will stay signed off all day and not visit the site. Hopefully it will make youtube realize how much we absolutely hate the new layout.

I agree the new layout stinx I'm sending to my friends

I understand why you'd think that but there's something else to add in my opinion. To get more people to vote in the audio portal you could have surprise awards in audio, like if you have a certain amount of points you get bigger and better awards than if you vote in the flash portal, but you can update your account in ways for the flash portal. This may cause newgrounds to be closed for days or weeks that might be why the people at newgrounds haven't done this, but what do I know, I'm not part of newgrounds crew!

At 6/12/09 08:41 PM, Hedzshot01 wrote: ok then, killing your professer is one thing but a <insert dead guy in storys age here> yr old wouldnt have a ferrari unless they wer loaded, which i doubt.

His parents bought it, duh.

At 6/12/09 07:44 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I don't know exactly what your inspiration was for this story, but do not do anything stupid like acting on those emotions. Go see a psychiatrist whenever possible.

Actually look at the emotion next to it for me ok

At 6/12/09 07:46 PM, bl00db47h wrote: Oh how delightful that was.

Thanks I thought I would get criticism but actually no!

You were probably just saying that but still!

criticism

I was in the middle of calculus when my professor picks me.

"What is the answer, Dominique?" he asks

I groan, "My name is Dominick!"

"WHAT IS THE ANSWER?"

" Wait, what are you drawing?" he asks. I cover up the drawing of him lying dead surrounded in animal feces. He comes over to me.

Oh dang it, he smells just like the animal feces in my drawing!!!!!

" Remove your hand, Dominique," He says calmly. Oh no, he's about to touch me, I'll smell like him!
He quickly removes my hand and looks at the picture.

" How come you have half a dead man surrounded by... chocolate? On your desk," He asks. I quickly look at my hand

" Oh, no," I say. I have the other half the one that says 'feces', and not the pretty part either.

" For writing on school property you get 3 days detention, in my classroom," he says. That's it, I ask my friend for my gun back and he says,

" Careful, it's fully loaded."

" Thanks, that's actually just what I need!" I yell to him. It's time to kill him next 'period' and I'm ready. When I get in there he's sleeping. Perfect. Time to shoot, I fire and then realize there are two other people there too. I shoot them then I realize one of them is my friend, Justin, he just gave me back my gun before.

"Sorry, dead Justin!" I called running away, then I realize I can steal his car, a Ferrari and pick up some hot chicks. So that was how my day went and then I go to court, probably because I killed Justin. Man his parents are mad, they stole my new Ferrari too. I'm not regretful though it was fun!

Man this was a horrible story

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