At 11/24/09 07:46 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote:

At 11/24/09 07:41 PM, Turnable wrote: 2014: Iran fires it's nukes at Iraq, Iraq does the same to Iran and the worlds oil supply is gone.

Except for you know, Alaska.

and Brasil

0.203 was my average and 0.183 was my best score.

that bitch probly tried to come on to him and it got out of hand. fuck 'er: bros before hoes

never at the same time two days in a row. I have this thing where i can't sleep unless im really tired. because of it i normally go to sleep really late some days and then really early the next. For example last night i went to sleep at 8 pm and the night before at 2:30 am.

and took the only ipod charger with him. what a mother fucker.

anyway.. to make this thread a bit more interactive, do any of you have this type of relationship with your siblings where you steal from each other constantly.

bummer. my dad has also been diagnosed with bipolar disorder (mild though) but he never hit anyone and has worked hard as long as I've known him.

anyway, I'm surprised that after all that stuff you still see him regularly.

At 11/4/09 08:21 PM, Dew wrote: We don't get leafers here in every where else in the world.

Haha sucks to be you, Massachusetts.

At 11/4/09 08:13 PM, Snicp wrote: bullshit watch this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm9jBH7uf RU

"i can honestly say that you are the worst singer i've ever heard" "thank you"

"it is a unanimous no" "i know"

win

yes you can. you are a kinght of the house of thor.

"there is only one judge... Anka""oh okay"

All of them.

At 11/4/09 04:47 PM, Stoicish wrote: I'm a man. I've been on dates and this is contrary to what dumb tarded troll on here is going to say because he think being a cynical ass is cool. Anyway, before I detract to the mental capacity of most users on General I'd like to point out something about women and dating.

AHAHAAHA after reading your first point i browsed through the rest of the title and concluded that your dates must suck bad, and that women aren't the ones who need a guide.

At 11/4/09 02:00 AM, Legionnaire-X wrote: I have no fucking clue but I like it.

She's 15. I'd smash.

much better picture then OP's

also yeah. i always thought she was just gonna remain a 40 yo in the body of an 8 year old her entire life. it's really shocking :O

oh yeah... i totally make sweet sweet love to her.

whether it be a big slug or group of worms that thing needs to be taken care of with a flame thrower.

At 11/3/09 07:15 PM, BareNakedMike wrote:

At 11/3/09 07:13 PM, Tiago11103 wrote:

At 11/3/09 07:07 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: At school {their} is this girl who...

lol you failed by the third word.

Didn't I just say I'm not a professional? What do you want from me?

lol sorry. just thought it was funny. ^_^

At 11/3/09 07:07 PM, BareNakedMike wrote:

At 11/3/09 06:49 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I thought this was going to be an intelligent thread, too...

I'm going to attempt to fix his post. I'm not a professional Grammar Nazi but let's see what I can do.

At school {their} is this girl who...

lol you failed by the third word.

and here i was about to say these were the wrong forums.

can blood type be related to certain human traits

ie: type Bs are more likely to be blonde. or type eyes have a higher chance of having diabetes

to those of you who say that he should of fought the other dude: thanks for giving me an example of natural selection, retards.

nice one OP.

At 11/3/09 02:36 PM, Twilight wrote: I took a bus to 2 miles from where I live to see a girl that didn't even go to school that day :C

awwwww ^_^

At 11/2/09 04:43 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I rarely ever drink soft drinks.
When I do, it's usually root beer. And none of that diet stuff.

WHY THE HELL IS THERE NO ROOTBEER IN ARGENTINA. CURSE YOU GOD.

non caps text.. also caps are totally justified. rootbeer is the best soft drink out there by far I am truly distressed at the fact that it is not sold in argentina.

At 11/1/09 07:14 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Does my dick look weird or does Mark's look weird?

It's prosthetic ^_^

pay him the money then rat him out to the police.

At 11/1/09 06:23 PM, DFlame6 wrote: Umm don't add your parents?...

This. It's easy, and hilarious if they make a big deal over it.

although i read somewhere that someones mom got their password and added herself as a friend.. lol.

At 11/1/09 06:25 PM, Tiago11103 wrote: i don't get it.

I get it now... sorry :(

also, lol

i don't get it.

Keep da baby please.

KTHXBY

At 11/1/09 06:17 PM, Falonefal wrote: And now without UNDERPANTS and without pants!

And then after that the commando subway :/

Does that mean she's my niece?

At 11/1/09 06:08 PM, 95688kage wrote:

At 11/1/09 06:04 PM, Tiago11103 wrote: 1:27-1:33 of that vid IS absolutely fantastic.

I lol'd at that part, that man must've been confused :p

i meant is fantastic.