At 1/28/07 01:58 AM, lazer231 wrote: Wow! You're so fucking desperate that you've gotta be uglier then a skunk's hind end after its had a can a beans!

LOL don't ask.

You know, I usually don't try to just go for out right sarcasm, but come on people, it's so fucking obvious!

At 1/28/07 02:00 AM, Trepidity wrote: I'll consider going bi for fifteen minutes if you stay off Newgrounds for a year.

I think we have a winner here folks.

At 1/28/07 02:00 AM, Genocide wrote: Who is this "joe"?

Get out. Now.

That's right folks, seeing as how I'm a big star and all, I thought that would help me in the "Getting Laid" department. But it hasn't. It's rubbish. But it has brought me riches. And with these riches, I plan on having a "Sleep with Joe" essay contest!

That's right, now you get to sleep with your favorite member of the Alliance!

What are the restrictions?
THERE ARE NONE! I don't care if you're a girl, guy, fat, skinny, cute, ugly, alive, dead (though not partial), legal, or even a miner! Yes, a miner! Even a coal miner, I don't care!

What do I have to write?
Anything! Hell it can be "I want to sleep with you". That's a winner. And look, this one is just a phone number! It's a winner too!

In this contest, everyone's a winner! Hell, you don't even have to write an essay! You can call me up or just send me a provocative message on Facebook or Myspace! Jeeze, I'm so desperate, I'll probably declare anyone who posts in this thread a winner!

SO COME ON PEOPLE, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? ENTER THIS ONCE IN A LIFE TIME CONTEST TODAY!

The site is trying to get 1,000,000 candles lit on its website by the 31st of December 2006 that they can submit as a petition to the government to get them to do more to stop these sickening things from happening and to bring to justice those who are or already have committed this crime.

Please everyone go to this website and click a candle to light it (several times if you can) so we can do our part, however small, to try and help protect these innocent children from having to endure this kind of horrible treatment.

http://www.lightamillioncandles.com/

Please everyone go to that site and light a candle to help so that we can try and stop this from ever happening again and protect future generations of children from having to experience this.

Thank You

Well, you could get some alternate source to upload to the computer.

A friend of mine put WoW on his iPod so he could play it at school.

I have a USB memory card, with doom on it. I use it to live through the boredom.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Psychos.

At 9/27/06 11:12 PM, PacoW wrote: 1. It's a religious belief. Deal with it. Don't imply that an increased understanding of an issue will yeild an opinion similar to yours.

Not trying to imply that, I'm just saying it scares the piss out of me.

2. Unlike Extremist Muslim fundamentalists, no one is getting suicide bombed or killed over these ideas. When they say they would "die for Jesus," it represents that they would die for what they believe in. You can't dismiss their beliefs as "brainwashing." Would you die for something you believe in?

True, nobody is being killed over this. Yet. I mean Jesus, they are only kids. Do THEY even understand what they believe in? Or are they having these beliefs bashed into their heads by over zealous adults blinded by their own ignorance.

If I ran into a midget, I would take him, put him in a suitcase, and go to the airport.

Leave the suitcase somewhere so the security gets suspicious. They open it up and BAM a mdget.

They would be shocked.

At 9/27/06 11:03 PM, yodd wrote: I am not Christian or anti-christian. But do they really need to rub Jesus in our face?

"If you are not for us, you are against us"

-- Creepy Lady in trailer.

I guess that's a yes.

Ok, over the past few years, I've seen alot of horror movies, and I wasn't really scared.

After watching the preview to this, I am afraid. Jesus Camp is a movie about a Hardcore religious camp. And I mean HARDCORE. Weeping for salvation? Kids training to be "Warriors of God"? Putting tape over kids mouths with slogans to issues that they truly don't understad?

Jesus Camp? More like Hitler Youth.

Religious Salvation? These kids don't even understand what that truly means.

"No more abortion." Do they even understand the whole side of the issue, or just the adults telling them "Abortion is where you kill an innocent baby."

No gay marriage? These kids don't even understand normal love.

Warrior of God? More like fucking extremeist.

And to better understand what the fuck I'm talking about, here's some links.

Link to trailer of "Jesus Camp".

ABC report about it.

The Bash came through dulston a while ago, and I think I'm going to hang around a little while reviving and healing people, getting dulston back on its feet.

Well, I'm just next door, so I should be over there shortly, if someone would care to PM me a few safe houses or something, that would be swell.

Well, uh, hi guys.

I've gotten tired of the MPD and their arrogance. I asked for backup and recieved only 2 new recruits. The Big Bash destroyed my home in Treweeke, and I've since retired from the MPD.

I guess I'm asking to join up with you guys.

ThunderJoe (41)

I'm currently in Dulston, with a revive needle stuck in my neck. Once I hit full AP, I will head out over to wherever you guys are stationed. Which reminds me, what suburb are you guys operating in, anyway?

Kill yourself.

At 9/21/06 11:41 PM, Duality-of-Reality wrote: 2.The Missouri River Goes all the way to the Pacific ocean.

...

Over all I would say that it was a waste of my time.

Yeah, that sums it up right there.

At 9/22/06 12:19 AM, DJ-Kidney-Failure wrote: Scientologists vs. Peta,

who ever wins, we lose

I'll just use my awesomeness to defeat the enemy!

I would scrap all of existance and start over.

At 9/19/06 06:52 PM, MegaSonikku6969 wrote: Atheism will not be promoted whatsoever.

LMFAO

I still have doubts about you being born in west-philly.

fuck you 4chan. FUCK YOU.

Well now, this feels kind of awkward.

Thanks for the post? Congrats on 2000? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!? JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT ALL! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE JUST TAKE IT!

That's 12 condoms for Bonus' pesis.

So does that mean I have a rare username now?

Seriously though, BN is an awesome guy. The best person I've known that lives south of mexico.

And yeah, join the site. It's made of candy.

At 9/3/06 04:41 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Google was a 'thing' back in 1971??

WTF

It's CHILEAN google. They've been around since the 50's. American Google just ripped off of them.

At 9/3/06 03:58 PM, The_Prep_Hunter wrote: plastic. can't go wrong there

Fire. Fire melts your crappy plastic houses. Use it for smores and such.

At 8/20/06 01:29 AM, DestroyerofMan wrote:

At 8/20/06 01:25 AM, SuperSexyActionFurry wrote:
Do you read your posts out loud before you submit them, because all I can read is angst from someone who got rejected from both the forums you mentioned. So how can you have an opinion about any of them if you haven't even seen either one? Btw, I wouldn't complain about NG going to hell when you contribute to the cause.

Platinum told me about how fucking horrible that forum was. It's always the butchering of SS terms. Nice job, Alliance.

But yet now Platinum is back on the forums, and is an active member! Do you see the irony? It's almost as large as your ass.

At 8/20/06 01:27 AM, BonusStage wrote: Can we get back to the subject of praising god, and stop bitching about non important bullshit?

But isn't it all relative?

At 8/20/06 01:06 AM, Hemlok wrote: Too bad. You were one of the good mods.

I nominate this post for joke of the year.

At 8/20/06 01:09 AM, DestroyerofMan wrote:

At 8/20/06 12:39 AM, KingOfTheKill wrote:
LOUD AND FUCKING CLEAR

You Alliance fuckers need to shut the fuck up. All of you, seriously. You're a watered down version of the SS. Only difference, they got accepted.

I swear to god, Sarai gets demodded and everyone goes straight to work. All of the mods have one big circlejerk. It's fucking backwards around here, Newgrounds is going to hell.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... oh god that was hilarious. You're the fucker who was rejected from our forums. And seriously, you have no idea about anything you talk about. Seriously, it almost hurts how stupid you are. But yes, Newgrounds is going to hell. AND YOU'RE IN THE FRONT OF THE PACK MY FRIEND.

At 8/8/06 06:29 PM, Minion777 wrote:

At 8/8/06 06:19 PM, Brewtality wrote: Unf ya like where dis is goin.

The honey has spread and not its dripping down my legs.

We'll just have to do something about it, now won't we?

At 8/8/06 02:52 PM, icegod_ninjabot1337 wrote: this thread seems kinda useless

join the horde!

Uh huh. How many times do we say that this isn't related to Warcraft?

Also, I just want to point out one thing.

First post: Posted: 4/16/06 09:40 AM

OMFG You've been on the forums for almost 4 months! Please, save yourself and don't reply. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

At 8/8/06 01:37 PM, Scarab797 wrote:

At 8/8/06 01:36 PM, -ThunderJoe- wrote:

At 8/8/06 01:26 PM, Scarab797 wrote: I seem to have vague memories of them; they were rather shitty.

I seem to have vague memories of you; you were a complete idiot who wanted to join, then we said "lolno, he's stupid" and you got all upset and left.

I joined ng 2 years before you.

OMFG NO WAI!

it's obvious that because you've been on NG for 2 more years than I have means you are completely superior in every aspect of internet. Because membership date obviously represents superiority.