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Yeah dude, he can say he was emotionally damaged by your statement. They're going to get your IP from the email and verify that it came from your house and get a warrant to search your computer. You better delete all of your kiddy pron and downloaded music.
At 7/4/06 05:34 PM, NuLine wrote:
Fun With Quarter Sticks of Dynamite:
Tie a bunch together and wrap them all around yourself for a once in a lifetime experience.
I was told that if you hammer a picolo pete they explode?? is this true? Also there are other tricks with other legal fireworks that make them a lot funner than they are. If you know any of these tricks please post along with any memories of doing things tricks.
I am soooo sorry.. Does it really suck that bad being casterated??? I was just about to say At least you can do all the chicks you want!! but I guess that doesn't help anything... the moral of the story?? Don't go to sudan??
At 6/30/06 05:27 PM, Clever_Nickname wrote:
My friend Dana just sent me this picture of a classmate. He is the preppiest guy at our school, and thinks he's hot shit because he pays $85 dollars for a pair of jeans.
Tell him that only other guys that pay 85$ on pants will like his peepee=} Its true. lol
OMFG the website went down.. if you haven't heard of it you missed out.. it was the best place to get dead baby jokes on the whole planet.. also they had a assortment of cool things on there.. Here is IN MEMORY OF THISISACRYFORHELP.com RIP.
Is there any website online or any manual you wouldn't mind typing up that explains (in detail) exactly how to do a goose step march? if so please post it here and no flaming about Ooooh trying to be hitler are we? I want to use it in a non-neo nazi way. Don't worry =p
At 4/22/06 03:20 PM, Gunter45 wrote:
In order to avoid a pregnancy, the best time to have sex is right after they are done having their period. That still doesn't completely remove the risk, but it drastically lowers the chance of pregnancy. Still, your best bet is to wear a condom.
Wait.. I know there is a certain calander or something that is out their that determines this sort of thing.. I forgot what it is called.. oh and you'd think that right after they are done with their period that would be the Most likely time they could be pregnant.. I thought there was only one week or something that a girl can get pregnant in a month? I forgot what that was called.. damn history class and me forgeting the useful stuff...
At 4/22/06 02:43 PM, Thorain wrote:
the only problem is that my girlfriend is a catholic. they don't use birthcontrol or condoms or anything.. yeah I know. Ouch...
If she's that catholic you shouldn't be fucking in the first place
Your right.. we shouldn't.. but shit happens!! lol
Does anyone know how exactly to calculate chances??
if so could you do so by showing us by calculating the chances of getting a girl pregnant if you didn't oragasm inside the vagina.. I am trying to keep this tasteful while helping a few people out there.. I am sure this might have a .000000001 effect on the birthrate.. (i doubt it) lol
Well Thank you mr ZeroAsALimit. I wasn't saying that Canada and Mexico should Join with the USA I was saying everyone in the USA should join together to create a better understanding and approach at illegal immigrants. www.myspace.com/thorain add me if you wish to join my party.
I believe that Hitler had some things right. one of them was that we should band together under one nation. Although I think there is no bad race. and I do not believe that the blame is pointed at one race either. Its canada and mexico... and we all need to realize this and band together on this one.
I am starting the American National Socialist Party on Myspace (groups.myspace.com/ANSP) It is a group that means Everyone is equal in America as long as they are Citizens. It plays on the illegal immigrant laws that are being argued over right now in the senate.
Look at that and you will find out what I am talking about lol Make another if you think you can do better and post the link here and we will review that=P
At 12/27/05 05:38 PM, Dinodoode wrote:
.....and now I must clean them out, although I may not make it to the bathroom for the next shit, I have some kind of stomach virus and can't stop shitting. I wasted so much time writting this. Thanks a lot NG! >:(
