Be a Supporter!
To whom it may concern. Posted August 10th, 2002 in General

Shut up, this doesn't concern you. Go away.

Response to: Stupid losers. Posted May 17th, 2002 in General

At 5/17/02 12:50 PM, fourchinnigan wrote: We don't have basements in Louisiana.
They would flood.

And that is why I will never acknowledge Louisiana's existance.

Response to: Stupid losers. Posted May 17th, 2002 in General

You're really asking for it, Satarian. You really are.

Stupid losers.

Response to: Stupid losers. Posted May 17th, 2002 in General

THIS IS MY POST AND YOU AREN'T GOING TO RUIN IT YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD

Response to: Stupid losers. Posted May 17th, 2002 in General

At 5/17/02 08:16 AM, Satarian wrote: But I'm already out. In the kitchen. Replying to this post.

YOU'RE SIMPLY ASKING TOO MUCH OF ME

Ruff ryda, what what?

Stupid losers. Posted May 17th, 2002 in General

Get out of your parents' basements. Except for Shrapnel. He can come to my parents' basement if he wants.

Hi.

Response to: fabulous999's message to the press Posted May 2nd, 2002 in General

At 5/1/02 10:46 PM, crik8 wrote:
At 5/1/02 08:32 PM, thisisnotmike wrote: Wow, you got a complaint from a congresswoman. That's more than me, Shawn, and Shane combined have ever done.

Keep up the good work!
800 and something posts, Mike? Jeez, get a life. Maybe you could become a suicide bomber. Or take up drugs. Or become a full fled homosexual and watch Dragonball Z.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO TALK ABOUT DRUGS AROUND ME BECAUSE IT MAKES ME WANT TO DO THEM!!!1

Response to: fabulous999's message to the press Posted May 1st, 2002 in General

Wow, you got a complaint from a congresswoman. That's more than me, Shawn, and Shane combined have ever done.

Keep up the good work!

Response to: Dickens' Last Adventure Posted March 9th, 2002 in General

At 3/8/02 02:08 PM, NewJoiseyWop wrote: Hello! My name is Justin. I own the garbage heap known as JKCinema.com.

Please take the time out of your busy day to check out Dickens' Last Adventure. It is a full-length point-and-click adventure game. If you remember the old Sierra games like Leisure Suit Larry and so on, I think you'll dig this. OH! And there's easter eggs and a little minigame in there too, B! It's the last game of the series and took a million years to make. There's a bunch of crap to do in the game, so beat it and play it again! IT IS OFFICIALLY ENDORSED BY SLIM SHADY ENTERPRISES LTD*

I'd also like to take this opportunity (because I post here once a goddamn year) to thank the following websites (AND Newgrounds fans) for lending a hand in the Dickens III art department:
Dedproduct.com, Demorphius.com, JamesDalby.com. And for JKCinema extras, visit JKCinema.com, tools!

See also: Dickens' First Adventure and Dickens' Second Adventure right here at Newgrounds.com!!

* denotes a complete falsehood

I like the Dickens series. Keep up the good work and don't mind the morons.

Dickens' Last Adventure

Response to: Howdy Posted February 24th, 2002 in General

And I love you like a sister, son.

Response to: raves suck!!!!!!!!!! Posted January 28th, 2002 in General

Of course something that ravers go to is gonna suck.

Response to: TechTV Screwballs... Posted January 26th, 2002 in NG News

Avoid using preloaders, for it just creates excessive frames and increases the file size. To save valuable bandwidth, instead of actually animating your move or game, just put the text "Use Your Imagination" at the top, but be sure to make it in size 8 times new roman font, in order to cut back on filesize.

HWO DO I MAEK COLERED SCROLL BARS? Posted January 24th, 2002 in Programming

PLZ THNKS!

Response to: Yoink for President! Posted January 12th, 2002 in General

At 1/12/02 11:24 PM, Y_T_ wrote: 100% muscle?

100% neck.

But I heard the penis was cartilage!

Yoink for President!

Response to: Yoink for President! Posted January 11th, 2002 in General

At 1/11/02 08:31 PM, Anarchy_Penguin wrote:
At 1/11/02 08:29 PM, thisisnotmike wrote:
At 1/11/02 06:44 PM, thisisnotmike wrote: Hehe.
Go ahead, give it a yoink.

Maybe Yoink is a bit goofy, but at least he doesn't post penis pics.

I was gonna use a strap on, but I couldn't find the right picture for it.

Response to: Yoink for President! Posted January 11th, 2002 in General

At 1/11/02 06:44 PM, thisisnotmike wrote: Hehe.

Go ahead, give it a yoink.

Response to: Yoink for President! Posted January 11th, 2002 in General

Hehe.

Yoink for President!

Response to: Yoink for President! Posted January 11th, 2002 in General

At 1/11/02 04:16 PM, thisisnotmike wrote: www.killercakewalk.net/yoink_contest

Bling bling.

Yoink for President!

Response to: Yoink for President! Posted January 11th, 2002 in General

www.killercakewalk.net/yoink_contest

Response to: Yoink for President! Posted January 10th, 2002 in General

At 1/10/02 09:01 PM, Pokecreations wrote: Leave yoink the fuck alone he is cool as hell.

Then hell must not be very cool.

Response to: Yoink for President! Posted January 10th, 2002 in General

other assholes, keep the pictures coming... they turn me on

Don't mind if I do, mutant! http://www.killercakewalk.net/yc.swf

And I meant that I started this as in started editing images of you, you silly mutant. Arr! Serves you right for being cocky.

Response to: Yoink for President! Posted January 10th, 2002 in General

And I started this fad! IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Yoink for President!

Response to: HEY STUPID FUCKERS CHECK THIS OUT Posted December 31st, 2001 in General

At 12/31/01 03:32 AM, fourchinnigan wrote: so, that's what all the hubbub was about?


Are you dissing the cyclops?

Response to: NG Chatroom Adventure Posted December 31st, 2001 in General

At 12/31/01 02:56 AM, fourchinnigan wrote: I just went there and I was ass raped and came upon.
I don't see what's so bad about the place.

ME, That's what.

Response to: Thisisnotmikes Non-progfit UT Org Posted December 28th, 2001 in General

At 12/28/01 09:52 AM, traekwon_ wrote:
At 12/28/01 01:54 AM, whiteguyz wrote:
UT is outdated. Get Return to Castle Wolfenstein.
wewt.
Naw, stick with UT. Lots of people already have it, you are just limiting your options if you go with something that only people with REALLY fast machines can play.

People with really fast machines are dicks. I hope they get prostate cancer. Play my damn game. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=40139

Response to: Mr_Congeniality is a fuckhead Posted December 28th, 2001 in General

At 12/28/01 01:26 AM, PassionfruitClock wrote: he says , all the clocks movies are shit when his are fucking shiter

You better be careful. He'll put a Mormon curse on you.

Response to: Have you ever passed out? Posted December 28th, 2001 in General

I passed out and was out for 16 hours a few weeks ago. I don't remember what I was doing about a half hour before I did. I'd rather not going into detail about why I passed out.

Response to: life outside your computers Posted December 28th, 2001 in General

Skating, drugs, and the slacker way of life.