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...what the hell would porn sites have to do with getting a letter in the mail? I'd understand the relevance if these were emails, but you said you got mailed letters.

"Me and Steve went to the store."

Someone told me that people who do this are subconsciously making themselves seem more important; essentially putting themselves before everyone else.

At 10/9/09 09:50 PM, Captain-Ben wrote: Sounds like Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer!

...is this for serious real? õ_õ

Was skeptical at first, but then I saw that it's voiced by solid actors. Then I saw the name of none other than BILL MOTHER FUCKIN' MURRY!
Awe-to-the-some!

"Hi. I was wondering if I could buy a drink for a beautiful woman (wink). Also, here's my dick"

People, how long is this going to last?
I can't stand it anymore. Shenanigans! Shenanigans I say!

At 10/9/09 06:32 PM, matrix5565 wrote:

At 10/9/09 06:25 PM, megakill wrote: your a retard

Is it just me, or does this happen every time?

I don't see you're point.

"O, new playboy. Time for some five finger acti...WTF!? Marge Simpson? The cartoon character that's voiced by a 59 year old woman?! "
:shrug
:fap fap fap

I cried when...whoever the hell Will Smith played in I Am Legend had to kill the dog.
I love my pup dog. I couldn't strangle the shit out him, even if I had to.

At 10/10/09 12:54 AM, darkruth wrote: That's fucking gross!! Did anyone see the tapeworm ad?! That's disgusting!

Read your post before I open the page. Needless to say, lulz ensued.

Whipped this up in paint...makes me miss flash.

I've only been able to get the good ending. How do I get the bad ending? I've tried going straight to the portal but it just restarts the level.

Bush was good for the lulz.

At 9/18/09 12:55 PM, junkietomato wrote:

At 9/18/09 10:34 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: If everyone was agnostic the world would be a better place.

If everyone wasn't a douche like you sir, the world would be a better place.
Agnostics are pussies. Admit it already! You just don't want to hurt the feelings of those poor christians by telling them that their maginary friend is, well, imaginary.

Good day to you sir.

Sorry for believing in the right to free speech.
So what, If I call myself an atheist I can be bad ass like you?
Junkie, you give atheists a bad name. Your just as bad as a religious zealot.

At 9/18/09 01:03 AM, 142201 wrote: To me agnosticism seems kind of hypocritical. So you decision is to be undecided?
I'm not attacking agnosticism, I'm just trying to clarify.

Being agnostic is basically agreeing that there's a likelihood of something bigger than us that exist, just that what everyone else is say is not necessarily the correct answer.
It's a nice, happy medium. Also, you don't have to buy a book to figure it out *cough*Scientology*cough*

I find it too hard to completely disregard the idea that there is no God, but I find it harder to stand there and say "This is right, ask no questions. OBEY!".
I guess what I'm saying is I'm an agnostic, and I have to say, life makes just as much sense as it ever has or ever will. It's complicated.
However, I am fully against charging bogus prices to reach "enlightenment". The "Church" of Scientology is an obvious scam. The people who get sucked into it are looking in the wrong place for answers, and unfortunately overtime become shells of their fromer selves (have you seen these people, it's heartbreaking).
Bottom line: Religion, like all things, is good in moderation. Scams, and I hope you all agree with me here, are cruel. And people involved in Scientology are blinded by either Greed or Fear of the unknown.

I'm getting it for the 360. Well, looks like I'll be trading in some games soon.
I'll post my games up sometime, see if anyone has some suggestions on what to get rid of.

Nice, thanks for the info.
Any idea on the price though?

....WoW. Idk how many hours that game has taken away from me.

O who am I kidding; I'd gladly play double the amount of time I've already put into it.

Scarecrow > Batman.
However, in a close second comes the Joker. Mark Hamill is my idol.
Also, a game where you play as the Scarecrow would be tits...then again, how exactly would the fights go down? YOU MIND FUCK EVERYONE! Kind of unbalanced, don't you think?

At 9/16/09 01:31 AM, The-Great-One wrote: Superman 64 is the best game ever!

Oops, you have it backwards. ha

As for me, I'd have say that Fallout 3 fails at making pancakes.

Anyone know if Bethesda is planing of packaging all five of the expansions on one disk? I really don't feel like buying them all independently and was just wondering if and when they would be doing this.

At 9/14/09 06:48 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: I'll be thinking of the most disgusting shit ever and it won't go away.

I think you may have found your problem right there.

At 9/15/09 01:01 AM, mikel33405 wrote: I had a extremely traumatizing expirence with people named Merlinsbeard as a child. One day, when I was seven, I was raped by a person named Merlinsbeard. So you have to understand that I have a good reason to dislike people named Merlinsbeard.

All I have to say to this is fail. Please people, why with the utterly lame responses?

Truly a sad day in Newgrounds history.

At 10/16/08 06:29 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Cookies if you get reference.

Office Space. My favorite is chocolate chip.

At 9/14/09 11:45 PM, Grubby wrote: You can't kill of Americans.

BECAUSE WE HAVE F-22 RAPTORS SUCK THAT SOVIET RUSSIA

Yeah, all 187 of them. Don't expect anymore because those were cut from the budget. O well, we still have our F-15s...

At 9/5/09 01:41 AM, reverend wrote:

At 9/5/09 01:34 AM, subpar wrote: . . . Does anyone have any idea what's going on? Or has Google simply decided that they don't need a reason to change their logo?

Didn't you hear that Japan's First Lady was abducted by aliens many years ago.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep /03/miyuki-hatoyama-japan

"I eat the sun," Miyuki says, raising her arms as if to tear pieces off an imaginary sun. "Like this: yum, yum, yum. It gives me enormous energy."

Someone's out of their God damned mind.

At 9/14/09 09:33 PM, Jamoke wrote: Every person I have ever known with the name Steven has been an asshole. No exceptions.

I don't know why this is, but it has been true my whole life.

Here's another one for you Jamoke.
Pastor Steven Anderson

Sorry to all those who have to share the same name with this man.

At 6/26/09 12:22 AM, Proottalfain wrote: I just watched two videos from Scientology's website. They are very evasive and vague about their beliefs. When you watch the video about their creed, it begins with a bunch of human rights, and then at the second third of the video it starts enumerating a few of their beliefs. The one I found the funniest was something about "Our brotherhood with the universe". What the fuck does that even mean?

I've been wondering what the hell this group is about myself. Basically it seems like a get-rich-scheme. Nowhere on the Scientology site is information given explaining the religious beliefs of these people.
Something like this is dangerous when you think about it. They're essentially robing the simple minded with flashy ads that promise...something. Hopefully this losses its "flare" soon. I hate knowing that these people are being used as a cash crop and there is really nothing I can do.