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At 3/3/09 01:52 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote:
.. i think we need a lock.
that was the lamest joke ever. i thought i was gonna see some cool ass pics of 3d art and all i get is some infantile interwebs joke.
suck it dry
The link was legit; The URL leads to a website showing some neat 3D pavement paints, but he used the link button the wrong way.
At 3/2/09 11:30 AM, joabos wrote:
There is a common error in your DNA that makes you gay. So yes, you are born gay as DNA is formed when you start existing.
Error? Wow, I'm surprised there was no shit storm.
I'd be a dog. But of course, with my luck, my master would be into bestiality. Unless you just mean being turned into a stray dog rather than assuming the every day domesticated life of one.
At 3/1/09 02:08 PM, Karttibone wrote:
That could be old cum.
It was mentioned that in the duration of her project, she made sure to use a condom so as to not introduce semen. All the white stuff is 100% pussy scum.
Kids don't really know what the proper meaning of hate is, it's just a synonym for dislike and resentment. Even then, it's entirely circumstantial and wears off 5 minutes later.
Even so, that shouldn't matter much. Still a bratty thing to say and think.
Also, I'd like you to know, I shed a tear. A manly tear.
At 2/26/09 10:53 PM, Grubby wrote:
My Firefox GUI is probably one of the most consolidated GUI's ever. If only the tabs were on the title bar like Chrome and Safari, I might maximize the total vertical screen space so much more.
At 2/26/09 10:41 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:
Maybe you ate a bunch of food that caused air pockets to build in your body and travel down instead of up. All a fart is, is trapped air that works it's way through your system.
Reading this made me want to read the article on Wikipedia. I lol'd.
Flatus is brought to the rectum by the same process which causes feces to descend from the large intestine, and may cause a similar feeling of urgency and discomfort. Nerve endings in the rectum usually enable individuals to distinguish between flatus and feces, [3] although loose stool can confuse the individual, occasionally resulting in accidental defecation.
At 2/25/09 10:45 PM, MakeshiftMovies wrote:
I just randomly realized that one in our lifetimes we were sperm. We got shot into our mom's and then squeezed out of her.
Isn't that strange to think about.... :|
Actually we were eggs inside our Mother's ovaries, but we were not fertilized. We then became fertilized with our dad's sperm, creating the zygote. The cells divided and became many. We grew, and eventually, were born.
Hurray for funkilling.
Actually, we were neither, in terms of consciousness and sentience, because that doesn't develop until well later. In terms of matter and DNA, we were both. Both sperm cell and ovum have 23 chromosomes, so saying one over the the other is silly. Silly goose.
