Lmao

At 10/24/09 12:21 AM, arbiterg wrote: I was once in a buss with that hot shick and ther was no place to sit for her so she did sit down on my lap and then she farted and my dick rised like a rocket!!! it was like super BONNER!

I'm inclined to believe this. That's just too funny.

At 10/24/09 12:13 AM, bgraybr wrote: Thats not creepy. It's actually pretty normal.

Alright, ITT "things you wouldn't want a friend to know or they'd think you are creepy"

Ass.

and we just talk, I enjoy the feeling of her pulse on my thigh.

ITT creepy fetishes

Hate him as much as you want, but he be gettan all dem bitches

At 9/5/09 12:55 AM, Imaku wrote:

At 9/5/09 12:52 AM, Robotchk12 wrote:

At 9/5/09 12:51 AM, UberCream wrote:

At 9/5/09 12:50 AM, Imaku wrote: Hey, another Hughesnet buddy!

Yayyyyy for shitty internet!

Wait... What the fuck is that?

It's what you get when Civilization lies 25 miles in the other direction.

Notice the tractor in the background and the fairly large amount of land.

Well, who the hell is going to lay down 30 kilometers of fibre for 5 five houses down the river, am I right? But when a horse fly flaps his wings five miles away causing me to spike to 900ms and get kicked from a game, I rage.

Where do you live anyways?

If you don't have the heart or guts to ejaculate over someones personal belongings, just rifle through his things in the same manner, leaving a note implying you "contaminated" one of his things, but not saying what. Or you could skip the note altogether and he'll probably figure that on his own.

At 9/6/09 02:35 AM, Fleshlight wrote: Or we could just provoke global warming so we could get it over with

I liked you better as a fake vagina. Go away.

I was watching Inconvenient truth the other day and theres the bit where it shows the sea level rising really high and flooding most of the world. Well i live near the sea, and don't want to drown, so i got to thinking. Maybe if we lower the sea level a bit, when the water level rises then it wont rise high enough to flood.

Anyway, heres the plan. Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world for our children to live in.

Discuss.

I would describe all the indescribable epic things I've done, but I can't. They're indescribable.

Watch your words everybody, IFUN is just warming up!

At 8/16/09 07:23 PM, SuperMikeK wrote: See, if you haven't already got it working, I'm actually going to answer your question for you, instead of derailing the topic. That message simply means that you need 600 or so more Megabytes of space free on your harddrive than you already have. For example, if you have 2gb free, and the message says that, you need to have 2.6gb free.

Disregard anything this man says, OP. He is a cunt. You're better off adapting what me and shadow west have suggested.

At 8/16/09 06:22 PM, ShadowWest wrote:

At 8/16/09 06:13 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote: So hes not allowed to laugh at himself for making a mistake?

Quit being a jerk.

If I was being a jerk, I would've insulted him in some way, somethng like 'HE'S ON ABOUT TEHPSTHREE FAGGUT'

asking a question doesn't exactly mean I'm acting like a jerk, genius.

It thought there was something odd about your post, and I'd like to thank you for that.

At 8/16/09 05:41 PM, ShadowWest wrote:

At 8/16/09 05:37 PM, Thimbles wrote: lmao

and what exactly is funny about all this?

I was wondering what he was talking about when he mentioned a "PS button"

At 8/16/09 05:33 PM, ShadowWest wrote: he's on about the PS3, genius.

lmao

Team Fortress 2.

Sap, switch to knife, get crit wrenched.
Stab, switch to sapper, crit pyro magically appears.
Stab, switch to sapper, SAP THE ENTIRE NEST, forget about tele, dozens of engies roll in.
Sap, engie charges in pursuit, get crit wrenched from 30 feet away.

This has happened to every seasoned spy. No denying it.

I thought Prototype was upwards of 6GB. You sure it isn't talking about memory? Shutdown all the programs hogging a lot of memory, even idle stuff in the system tray, and see if it works.

At 8/16/09 01:14 PM, Meepster wrote: PC fails? How does that have anything to do with my PC? Bandwith is basically your limit of what you can do on the internet before paying a lot for it, and the program requires steam friends to be in a different mode to work.

lmao. None of those problems over on my end.

I wish I could leave a blank post, but this will do.

At 7/27/09 07:25 PM, Ericho wrote:

At 7/25/09 01:36 AM, Thimbles wrote: When it comes to living, breathing human beings, everyone deserves a second chance. This is not a first person shooter where you'll re spawn in 20 seconds.

Uh, that's kind of a bad analogy because we're talking about people being sent to prison (not being killed, right?)

I'm talking about blatantly ending another mans life without a second thought or chance of rehabilitation.

There's not too many women that hold up the fairer sex deal these days. If ever.

At 8/13/09 12:42 AM, STEM wrote: It's only scary to me because I'm at that mall sometimes myself. Why he'd choose a mall full of screaming children and prepubescent mallrats to end his life is beyond me

He was probably an asshole all his life, so he went out like one just as well. The only loss here is the money people are going to shell out for therapy or whatever.

At 7/26/09 10:07 PM, CrucifiedEmperor wrote:

At 7/26/09 09:12 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Being turned on by naked people of the opposite sex is human nature.

Fix'd.

Do I sense a little homophobia in this here thread?

At 7/26/09 05:39 PM, ngmastah wrote: but you never hear of a scientist or atheist donating lots of money to people in need.

Richard Dawkins.

I think Atheism is a pretty cool guy, he has competent reasoning abilities and doesn't afraid of anything.

At 7/26/09 05:26 PM, thescorpionmaster wrote: NO NO ONE IS ONE THERE EVER.

So you have to live with prolonging the premier of your amazing machinima film, live with it you impatient shit.

Alias: Evans
Favorite Class: Demoman, Pyro, Spy

Hello everyone.

Dosktep

When it comes to living, breathing human beings, everyone deserves a second chance. This is not a first person shooter where you'll re spawn in 20 seconds.

i think canada is a pretty cool guy. eh has beautiful landscapes and doesn't afraid of anything.