At 11/21/09 08:47 PM, NOTunowned wrote: im funny by alluding to popculture references and posting a jpeg, memes etc

I'm funny by pointing out that non of those things are funny.

Fun fact, after a while the flesh will begin to rot. It won't be noticeable, but you'll be able to smell it. Especially considering you can clean them very easily.

At 11/7/09 08:57 PM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 11/7/09 08:55 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote:

At 11/7/09 08:53 PM, RKthrilla wrote: I think it should be named "The video Game Forum".

But the guild has nothing to do with video games or forums!

Oh?

Sorry, I thought WoW was a video game, my mistake.

It's not a video game, it's a chore.

Under that hat of his. The only time it was revealed was off-screen to Eddy and Ed, and they were clearly shocked by it. Some have cited a game on the CN website showing him throwing his hat in the air, however it's merely black hair, and probably not canon or even by the same people.

Personally I always assumed he had a kickin' rad green mohawk. What do you guys think?

Fuckin' hick town.

Dumb people argue way more often than you intellectuals. Me and my dumb brethren fight all the time, except we do it with Uzis and glocks.

At 10/23/09 04:13 PM, Earthshine wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:13 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: No they don't.

yes they do

NU UH!

At 10/21/09 02:45 PM, quagmire690 wrote: hamtaro... wait ...wait a second was he a hedge hog or a hamster.

HAMtaro would probably be a HAMster.

At 10/18/09 10:28 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote:

At 10/18/09 10:08 AM, VinnyXY wrote: You don't have to say "atheism and religion'' cause atheism is a religion. Many people say it is not but it is. It is a religion where you don't believe in God so atheism is a religion.

Religion - BELIEF in a supernatural deity/ies
Atheism - Observing the world scientifically, explaining miracles rationaly, not BELIEF.

No, it's more along the lines of:

religion: belief REGARDING deities
atheism: belief that there are no deities

Therefore it's a religion.

If you don't disbelieve, you're not an Atheist, you're an Agnostic who leans more towards Atheism.

There's no such thing as "more evolved". That's not how it works.

Why would Mexicans leave when A) we have the vaccine now B) Mexico is where it started and is more common due to living conditions.

At 10/18/09 01:08 AM, bobobo22 wrote:

At 10/18/09 01:01 AM, TheGodfather wrote: Yes, but Religions like to pick fights with us and start wars with countries and expect us to die for a false prophet.

So no, we won't budge until Religion learns to respect our fellow brothers.

Sigh, clearly you dont get the point also Stalin,Hitler,Muslini, and the like were all horrible men who did not believe in religion men will always fight dont blame religion.

They weren't motivated to kill people who didn't believe though. True, religion is notthe cause of evil. Evil just has found ways to manifest itself into religions, and now the modern teachings are tainted. But even if somehow everyone becomes secular, evil would still find a way. Hell, most people don't want to admit it, but by the definition of religion, Atheism is a religion. Now, they aren't an organized religion, but say in the future it becomes one, Atheism is just as capable of starting a holy war as any other religion. Now I'm not saying that's what all Atheists are like, nothing like that. All I'm saying is evil could seep into it. I'm not saying Atheism is bad in anyway, just that being Atheist doesn't make you immune from being corrupted by evil people if you're not careful. You think it sounds dumb now, but consider the reputation of crusades Christianity has. If you told people that these things would happen back when it was just starting out, they'd laugh you off too. After all, there religion is based on peace and love. Again, I'm not saying these things would happen and I'm not against Atheism. I'm just saying that religion is not the problem, the problem is people who exploit organization and sheep who follow it.

At 10/18/09 01:42 AM, JamesTKirkV2 wrote:

At 10/18/09 01:39 AM, james44445 wrote: i missed my 500 a few days ago.
so what?
the only one that matters is your 1337 post

i'm just going to guess here...

You sir, are an artard, with no life, and have no idea what the number 420 is.

Something tells me i hit the nail on the head.

Yeah. No. You're the only person who cares about a stupid fucking post count number. Don't make an entire thread about it, nobody gives a fuck.

I read it. I'm agnostic. I read it one time because that's one more time than the average Christian. It's essentially full of really good concepts, but they're masked by shitty time sensitive laws and whatever. Seems like most people who read the Bible would rather not focus on "judge not lest you be judge" because it's so much easier to focus on "gays are bad".

At 10/16/09 09:53 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: I play tennis myself and I get really pissed when people fuck around, especially when you're competitive, so no.

My brothers play tennis, and the really competitive people annoy us all. Then the non-competitive people win every time.

At 10/16/09 09:36 PM, WeirdJamFace wrote: The government wear a pretty good suit.
Where can I get one?

I know, spiffy right?

I think there's some like it at Men's Wearhouse.

At 9/7/09 05:06 AM, ixintro wrote: Uhhh, that show has a new season (26 half hour episodes) airing on Comedy Central in 2010. There's still a chance things will tie up.

With shitty new voice actors though.

At 10/16/09 08:50 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

At 10/16/09 08:47 PM, VGmasters wrote: Would you bring a laser pointer and use it on a player?

I want to WATCH the match, not be an immature moron.

You want to watch tennis?

IMJOKINGLOL

Why the fuck was this bumped.

And why the fuck do you idiots never know a joke when it's right there in your face.

AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD

What's this? A thread on Newgrounds about a rediculous and funny situation? This must be serious!

At 10/6/09 11:00 PM, PenguinKommando wrote: c-cup

RK is at least a d-cup.

At 10/7/09 06:14 PM, HollowGrave wrote: .................
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(Nuff said)

Everytime I see you post it's you missing an obvious joke.

But what can you expect from a dark aura amirite?

It's gonna take all the magic in the kingdom for you to get some amirite.

At 10/6/09 04:27 PM, HollowGrave wrote: Your a genius.

lol

Shoulda got a dolphin riding a segway in space.

There are no sides. I found out from a young age that some kids are smarter than me and more athletic than me. As much as we want to believe in the idealistic Hollywood world where there are even tradeoffs, some people are just born better. It's all to do with luck. Nerds aren't necessarily smart. There are people who act like that that are borderline retarded, and smart people are football strars. Nerd usually just means lack of social skills.

Which is me.

At 10/5/09 06:21 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: Seriously...

At 10/2/09 08:52 PM, aSquared94 wrote: No it's a mutation, for something to be considered an evolution it has to be a successful mutation.

... when did they start teaching this in schools?

They didn't. Evolution is the concept of the majority of the species being changed through mutation. It could be good or bad, but is usually good. The reason many people don't understand evolution is creationists confuse people with propaganda that isn't even true because they themselves were never properly educated on the subject (DURP MY GRANDPA ISN'T A MONKEY LOL) and it's kind of like if everyone were yelling at the same time and our children can't make out the right answer. Then they don't understand it, assume some stupid definition, realize it's stupid, then instead of tryign to learn just say fuck it and become Creationist. And the cycle continues. God forbid we at least understand what we hate. Just listen to the pope, fuck thinking!

At 10/5/09 04:22 PM, iateamexican wrote:

At 10/5/09 04:19 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: the mile twice

...
2 Miles.

Doing the mile is what they call it when they run a mile. Both of those work, but in KIDS THESE DAYS language saying you run the mile twice makes more sense.

Evolution isn't like some sentient thing, it's just a concept. People with autism won't die off, and if they get laid then they can pass their genes on. That's it. There is no force that decides what's good for the species, it just happens. The former is starting to sound more like creationism, which could entirely be possible. Maybe there is a God and he uses evolution to adapt creatures. Otherwise, it'll just happen and will usually work out. The only thing that's really notable for evolution right now would be resistance to diseases. Any physical deformities, which may actually work better for the species, probably won't work out anyway, because our tribal instincts will find things like a third eye weird, and you aren't going to be having many kids. In some countries you may even be stoned to death.