Im afraid the three of them have surrounded me. It looks like this will probably be my last post to Newgrounds. I don't think I will be able to get out of this one. Looks like this is goodbye. Thanks everyone who helped me through this far with the night, but I guess its time for me to face the music. My only regret is that i didn't solve this mystery. Goodbye...

At 7/26/07 01:36 AM, Ghost wrote: eat/drink some of it, it might give you an insight of the "ghost" that it came from. Become one with the spirit and then destroy it's being from the inside out. There is also the alternate route of saying sorry and asking them what they and try helping them.

From downstairs in the kitchen i can smell that shit. Its stinkin up the whole house. theres no force on heaven or earth that will get me to go within 10 feet of that stuff now.

At 7/26/07 01:28 AM, punkboy1110 wrote: im bettin my money on the "hot dog" really being an old shrivled up finger from 1 of the ghosts past lives. it makes perfect since you had 3 body parts inside the house and now 3 ghosts all of a sudden come. i got a question.. how and when did you get the jars with body parts. it might be a few minutes before i can post since this is 4th post at 131 i can post again

This whole thing started when my dad and I were renovating my basement, and i found the three jars behind some drywall, i just left them alone and then about for the next few nights i heard strange stuff in my house, on the night i made the first thread i opened the jars.

Haha, i skipped to the end because i knew she was gonna cry... AND SHE DID! :D

At 7/26/07 01:14 AM, punkboy1110 wrote: possibly(sp?) memorial things from the ghosts pasts like the blood couldve been one ghosts blood while it was alive the teeth could have been 1 of the ghosts teeth and the dry hot dog......idk how that would do with the last ghosts life

Thats a possibility. I thought that maybe the hot dog thing was a finger or something like that. Im trying to remember what i did with those damn jars. and by the way, thanks to all the people who have supported me throught the night, like you punkboy1110 and dema-the-hedgehog and Dr-Jonesie.

Hold on, i just realized something, back in the old thread, i mentioned that there were three jars. 1 had what looked like teeth, 1 had something that looked like a dried up hot dog, and the other had what i think may have been blood. 3 jars, 3 ghosts? I'm trying to think of what else this could mean.

At 7/26/07 12:42 AM, RCrap wrote: I thought it was a bowl of chilly. How did you scoop it up?

It was just a bunch of slop on the floor, i scooped it up with a spoon onto the paper plate and used some kind stuff i found in my step moms closet to clean the stain.

Just sitting here in the darkness, listening to Paradise By The Dashboard Lights by Meat Loaf. I can hear them growling around me, and i can see three red lights circling around over my head, not sure what im gonna do here, but im sure ill think of something, im not very scared. I think ive accepted that fact that I may die, and i know that I can put up one hell of a fight if they attack.

Im back! AND I FRIGGIN PWNEEEEDD! Before i left my room, i started blasting No More Mr. Nice Guy by Alice Cooper on my computer. then i slid down the stairs with my ghost bat and holy arrows and when i was at the bottom of the stairs, i added the force of my sliding to one good strong swing to the jeepers creepers loking one wich knocked off the entire top half of his body which turned into ectoplasm. or pea soup as some of you ass holes call it. then i went after the Rob Zombie looking one and shot him in the chest and face with all 30 of my holy arrows. he fell to the floor and then Damian ran like a pussy. i had the courage to go to my garage to get some paint thinner and when i did, the door from my garage to my house closed. so i retrieved the paint thinner and kicked the door open, smacking Damian against the wall then i slammed my ghost bat into the door nearly crushing damian, i walked back upstairs to my room with a look of what i can only describe as absolute PWNAGE. My GOD i feel like a friggin Spartan right now! but i cant let my guard down! its still not over!

Alright I've had enough of this shit I can hear them growling at eachother right down my stairs, so im just gonna take a chance and try to pwn them with my ghost bat. Incase I dont make it back alive, to all those people who supported me tonight, I thank you so much. And to all those people who didnt belive me, if I die, and if its possible, im takin you all with me! no i wouldnt do that, but fuck you none the less.

At 7/25/07 11:37 PM, LordBeta2 wrote: I am not reading all this. Can someone summarize it?

Woke up, everything indoors and out turned black, three ghosts came up to my bed, one shook me around, I literally punched its jaw off, it turned into ectoplasm, people think that the ectoplasm is pea soup or guacamole even though it looks nothing like it, everything electronic in my house except my computer is failing, i got strangled once by one of the ghosts, but i hit it with a bat with a cross tied onto it and it turned to dust. and now im just scared shitless waiting for something to happen.

At 7/25/07 11:18 PM, TheSoylentOne wrote: aww crap i fail. damn lack of edit button. well heres the link.
That Photo
Once again. I feel stupid.

No reason to feel stupid. Everyone makes mistakes. But I still fail to see the resemblence between the guacamole and my picture.

At 7/25/07 10:35 PM, Tebone7 wrote: guy who dissed me >.<-

I never dissed you, I was simply providing answers to your questions.

water expands because the bonds expand between the hydrogen and oxygen molecules-pretty sure thats why that happens. find a better reason.

Ummm... you never completed the sentance...

the sci-fi thing, its like Frankenstein or Count Dracula.

Sorry buddy, still don't follow you.

and the "ghosts" that the Egyptians saw, were some of their gods- and i would like you to point of the exact hieroglyphics that you found this fact on, know that you speak and or can translate Egyptian pictures(paintings) and lingo.

#1. Im not just talking about their gods, there were hauntings since those times that Egyptian preists have tried to perform exorcisms on.
#2. I never claimed i found these facts myself in hieroglyphics. There are modern documentaries and books on subjects like these I've watched and read before.

There is still no evidence of ghosts actually existing, people claim pictures are their proof,

There is evidence, but much of it is a hoax and some of it is unexplained, thus the existance of ghosts is inconclusive.

but explain why there aren't more ghosts than in these haunted houses. If ghosts did exist, they would be all over the place, haunting every house that came by.

Because if a spirit is still attached to this Earth, it is obviously for a reason. They were possibly murdered or had something tragic happen them during life. Whatever the reason, they would be attatched to a certain place, e.g. the haunted house and have no desire to travel somewhere else.

And no- religion doesn't have anything to do with people believing in ghosts.

I have to disagree, I've never seen an athiest who had any beliefs in anything paranormal. And some christians don't believe in ghosts, but they do believe in spirits, which are different. Ghosts are spirits who remain on Earth for some reason. Spirits are the souls of the dead who exist in Heaven and Hell

i know your gonna make some crappy dis on me trying to prove me wrong. but more slander is crap you throw at me.

I'm sorry my friend, but i never tried to diss you. I was just answering the questions you gave me. Not in any way slander.

w/e, im off this thread, too many people thinking their smart.

Excuse me? are you calling me dumb? Well I'm still not trying to diss you so please don't take this the wrong way, but you can't even form a proper or intelligant sentance. Who's really the one who thinks their smart?

I think im ok. My neck hurts like a bitch and my hands are pretty shakey but I think Im ok. I realized my ghost bat and just before my life could slip away completely and I whaced the ghost right in the face just barely missing my computer monitor. I couldnt see which ghost it was because it just turned into dust and mist after I hit it. Not sure if i could count one down, two to go yet. Really on edge right now.

Im scared now uim figt ing to tyep this as rigth now i;m beong strangled bu somehtingi canot se e akk iu see is a grni in the darknesss. I tryied fitighg it off but im not ablw to ifeart his may be teh end!

At 7/25/07 10:35 PM, Delta66 wrote: Quagomole, quacamole, AGH how you spell it! That's what it is, you ass-doink!

Alright god damn it lets settle this one too >_<

Left: Guacamole
Right: What I think is Ectoplasm

Am i gonna have to fuckin run through everything on earth thats green?

Anyway, im not trying to piss anyone off, im just trying to get some emotional support out there. (I guess Newgrounds isnt the best choice for that :S) but i got some good people who helped me along with my last incodent. Even if you dont believe me, im scared shitless, so please at least pretend youre there for me.

At 7/25/07 10:11 PM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: Pea soup is not ectoplasm. Unless spirits are hungry vegetarians.

Alright lets settle this dispute

Left: Pea soup
Right: What I think is Ectoplasm

Fuckers

At 7/25/07 10:12 PM, Tebone7 wrote: Notice that only in the past 150 years that "ghosts" have been reported.

Not true at all! Sightings of ghosts can go as far back as the Egyptians, and in America, Native Americans have told a lot of ghost stories.

there is A: no scientific explanations for the entities that are made up

Theres also no scientific explanation to why water expands when it freezes unlike everything else that conracts when it freezes, but you know thats true.

B: why can ghosts touch people but people cant touch ghosts?

Well, i just knocked a ghosts jaw off, so i can touch it.

C: why is it that all the shows have bad actors or people who have been affected completely by the sci-fi beliefs of a random joe back in various areas of the world.

Dont quite follow you.. can you explain what you mean?

D: the reason why people believe in ghosts is because they dont want to belief what happens after death- so they fathom things as alternate ways to believe that a person still exists. so their brain finds ways to cope with losses or imaginary things that they may have seen. But, i do admit, "ghost hunters" make a lot of money putting on a show.

No one knows what happen after death. Athiest's way of coping with death is imagining that someone dies and rots in the ground. A Christians way of coping with it is that there is Heaven and Hell.

At 7/25/07 10:08 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote: I remember that thread, good times.

You fucked it up at the end though.

How could I fuck it up? I only wrote things that happened that night.

Anyway, all electronic things in my house except for this computer are completely shut down. All the batteries in my house are suddenly drained, so flashlights are out of the question cameras, And I hear rustling and thrashing around outside, so im not going out to call for help and my phone is powerless. I feel an occasional tapping on my shoulder. Right now the only source of light other than the computer light is a candle. I dont know why they want to keep my computer up and running. Possibly so people can hear my final call out? Im getting scared, and after the first time I met Damian i thought nothing could be scarrier than that.

At 7/25/07 10:04 PM, Demean wrote: Pea soup?

WTF kinda pea soup do you eat? I've never had pea soup with huge chunks of yellow and red before.

OK i finally got the pictures downloaded on the Computer. Since then every light has been flickering in the house, but nothing else electrical has been doing the same thing. so im on my guard. But i have the picture of what I assume is ectoplasm. If you dont think it looks pretty, you can imagine how it smells...

sorry its taking so long to upload the pic. i have a full like 5 MB chip so its taking a while to upload them all :S

Alright so first I should explain what I mean by [again]. I made a thread sometime last year entitled "Haunted". Here it is: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?
id=556583 . I have seldom used the BBS since I made that topic for anything besides stupidity, but I'm back and serious because those problems I had last year have come around again.

Ok, on one post I made in that topic, I mentioned that I might consider a ghost hunting career. I decided to pursue that and I would hear through rumors about people having paranormal problems and I would offer my assistance. Somehow, the priest at my church heard about what I was doing and he invited me to a few exorcisms to help out. Let me stop here to tell you NEVER to attend an exorcism. It's scary as hell! You don't really expect anything to physically happen, but there are objects flying everywhere. One time, a person even levitated when I was at an excorcism. Don't think that if you saw the movie The Exorcist, that you are prepared for what you will witness. So anyway, back on track. My methods of hunting are different from the methods of the ghost hunters you might see on television. I don't have the money to pay for any expensive equipment, so I am only armed with a tape recorder for occasional EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomena), my camera for taking photographs, and some homemade equipment for fighting ghosts. For example, if you read my first haunted topic, I had what I called a "Ghost Bat" which was just a baseball bat with a cross taped to the end of it. Since then I've also developed the "Christ Knuckles" which are brass knuckles with a metal cross soldered to them, and I've also made "Holy Arrows" which are just a bow and arrow set with a sharpened cross at the end of the arrows. Gay names, I know lol. So basically my method is to kindly ask them to leave if they don't seem dangerous, and if they seemed harmful, I'd anger the hell out of spirits until they make themselves visible, and then just beat the shit out of them like I would with a human.

So anyway, now that you guys are all caught up, I'll tell you about my problem. I attended my priest's funeral last week. He was a kind old man who died of natural causes. So I'm at my dad's house every weekend which is where my first experience with a haunting occurred. And I'm up at his house alone tonight since he wasn't supposed to have work this week, but he had an important business meeting come up. I was extremely bored, and I just decided to take a nap around 5:30pm. I woke up at 7:47. But I didn't wake up on my own. I was awakened by a loud, thunder-like noise. I was looked out my window. There was no thunder or lighting.

I laid back down and the entire room, and outside, grew pitch black. My door swung wide open revealing nothing but a red light. Three figures swooped in around the three sides of my bed that weren't against the wall. The one to the left of me looked a little like Jeepers Creepers. He had bat wings and dark, shriveled up skin. The one to my right looked kinda like Rob Zombie when he was in the Dragula music video, but his eyes were pitch black. And of course, the one I could never forget; the one I faced and defeated before. He had wrinkled skin on his face, white hair, glowing yellow eyes, and nothing but a blur for a body.

My old friend I had decided to name Damian grabbed the back of my head and shook me with the power of an earthquake. All I wanted to do was scream, but nothing could come out of my mouth. I did the only thing I could think of doing, I punched him right in the jaw and it fell right off on to my floor and converted to what I think is ectoplasm. The now jawless Damian with his tongue hanging out from the bottom of his head squealed like a fucking pig and swooped out of my room with his two friends.

After that, I passed out. I don't know if I died of fright and was reanimated, or just passed out, but I got back on my feet about forty five minutes ago I scraped up the ectoplasm from the floor and cleaned up that spot and put it on a paper plate. I took a picture of it which I will upload on my computer shortly and post it on this forum. I'm questioning my sanity right now because I'm not sure if I'm imagining this all (but how could I imagine all that, even the pain?!?) and my first response to this incident was to come to Newgrounds >_<

Anyway, I'll keep everyone updated on my situation, and if any of you dicks out there think I'm some prankster bitch, or I'm some crazy person, then fuck you in advance. Anyone supporting me, than thank you in advance.

O RLY???

Ok so woke up this morning feelin' fine, there's something special on my mind, something tells me I'm in to something good. And then my dog shat on my mum's carpet, which she beat me with a microwave for, so I took a waffle iron and closed it on my dogs head. At this point I was really...

Though his mind is not for rent,
Don't put him down as arrogant,
His reserve, a quiet defense,
Riding out the day's events,
THE RIVER!!!

...pissed. So I drove over to my pal Roscoe's house and fed him to my sea turtle. Then, I rode a wolverine to your house and shoved a live salmon up your mom's bum.

Any questions?

Dude, dude, i just was in California and i was outside some douchebag's house and i stuffed a hollow tree in front of his house with a dead cyote and a couple rabbits, the dipshit probably thinks it was el Chupacabra or something XD

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV
"Dialing For Dollars" is trying to find me
I wait for delivery each day until three
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

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At 6/26/07 02:31 PM, Dr-Jonesie wrote: A damn good reason to stay outta jail

Bumsex

I LOL'D SOOOO FRIGGIN HARD!!!