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maybe posting the whole track would blow your minds into a mess of hemmorhaged hopes and dreams, wait no thats my tracks, maybe he's a cock tease then...

try the torrents, but you didnt hear it from me (isohunt or torrentspy) BRING DOWN THE ESTABLISHMENT, i better hurry up and riot before I waste these good looks

yea it's on that album, but more importantly one Mr. LL Cool J (short for Ladies Love Cool James) said that line in a song...Damage, uh, DAMAGE, uh, DAMAGE!!! UH!!!

you're totally the Hoooo!-GAN! to his colonel klink kasualty...

i'll do it, you dont know mr. fratelli, imma well imma be a stah
imma make it mr fratelli and when im on da top, ill laugh at you mr.
fratelli, imma outta hea

i say double drummers...why short change any of it like double pedals or double kicks
with two drummers, you have two people in the band that don't get vagina...VOCALISTS ALL THE WAY!!!

NG NAME: TheWizardOfFozz

INFO: 21/ Mostly Man (except for the eight foot vagina I lug around)/San Diego, CA USA

NG BACKGROUND: The first time I came here, I thought about greasy nerds that you smell in comic book stores, and after I masturbated I smiled (the kind of smile known only to the chosen)...I like the funny cartoons, they make me laugh, I laugh, "HAHAHA", then I make the music, you play it, they make you laugh, you laugh, "HAHAHA"

MUSICAL BACKGROUND: In the Summer of 1999, I decided that rock and roll needed me to whip out my junk and tour. After rock and roll told me to get bent, I told people that I could produce music and after 52 paychecks (nearly two years) they still believe me...

EDUCATION/ EMPLOYMENT STATUS: I got a degree in IT-Multimedia, it's an AS and it's worthless and I'm months away from my BS in Digital Entertainment. They'll look nice cover in the semen I spit out as I continue to suck off old men for cups of ramen. COLLEGE IS A JOKE.

HOBBIES OTHER THAN AUDIO: Well I'm an aquarius, so my hobbies are dancing, drinking, smoking (cigarettes), trying to get laid, drinking more because I can't get laid and scraping my knees in asphalt...

FAVORITES:

Sport: Necromancing (but only with condoms)
Music Genre: Experimental Death/Gore/Grind (especially sci-fi based), or Dance
Video game: Tetris (50 Cent said it was the thinking man's game)
Blondes/Brunettes/Redheads: Any, I am really desperate and lonely...
NG Artist: Tim_Mackabee
NG Song: Tim_Mackabee - This is the Last Time we Hold Hands Mom...

I'm the fat one in the picture...

you could talk to a lvl 9 like that, hmmmmm...
try listening to your tracks after posting them,
my mom always said look once wipe twice...

Some call me the Stickie Rebel, some call me space asshole, but you could call me Tim_Mackabee

Hey Check them Out Review them Please, or tell me to swallow my tongue, but
PLEASE I NEED ATTENTION!!!
love me love me, I'm sorry here they is...

...Tearing Down Everything We've Built for the Space
For Old Time's Sake, The Night Was Young

yea come on you know you want to...PLEASE!!!
that doesn't sound desperate...

So yea I've been venturing around, playing in two scummy ass streetpunk bands for the last few weeks and well, I'm setting down my bass for a bit...
I've got two tracks from an eight song ep I'm doing, they're in the techno section, but they aren't techno...I miss all of you, I still have nightmares of the Stickie Enforcer Khuskan...but I hope that I'll blend right in...HEY EVERYBODY!!!

khuskan the enforcer...ill vote him up...
the best is probably tim_mackabee though...

like ashlee simpson going to a turbonegro concert...i really need to up my street cred and a collab sounds like an awesome way to do it, so like um I guess I am asking again...check out this <img src="http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/58
93/bugspray3bx.jpg">

i was only using it at that job, but every once in awhile I get a call to come over there and record some shitty band, it's fun, what sucks is that most of the people that go there to record spend the whole time on the triton, just hit record on the board once, and then I get a call, "uh how do we burn the song on to a cd"...man just bounce, dayyyymmmnnn

i was listening to orgasm addict just this morning, oooo weee oooo (mentok the mindtaker sound)

i was using protools through a c24 control board for awhile, we had a yamaha dx express plug into it (an electronic drumset) and a triton (keyboard) as well, all the mics (two blue birds) ran through a shit p-something i gotta check it again, but that was when i was working at a recording studio...the board was the funnest thing i've ever sat in front of...

wait wait, you could download yourself?, thats super sweet i will now achieve platinum status...

Test

the best track from Manowar is Dawn of Battle...everyone should own, they sound like an airshow with the blue angels,,,

Okay, so how do I link to songs I want you children to listen to, I mean everytime I try to copy past the shortcut it's a java script open thing, if you help ill love you you know long time...

I just level up to Lvl. 02 and I just played the first secret oh you sons of bitches no dad of mine will deny my fat ass that sweet piece of cake. Just wanted to celebrate with you guys...ahh how sweet

this isn't to be competitive I just had to post one too, he's based on my friend,

He's names is "I'm too different" Matt the Rat

i had my tooth pulled today and I am taking a shload of codeine to cope and like I'm decomposing a track (that's super pretensious) about that and about bridges (the ones in songs)...and last night I had a dream about a friends girlfriend and I'm trying to synthesize her...

It makes me feel all good inside when someone downloads one of my tracks, cause like I think what if one day I'm driving around and one of those kids with a sound system everyone else can here and I hear one of my tracks, that would be super sweet...mmm, I feel all yummy inside...

so um thanks everyone for the reviews on the bug spray song of mines - title is in the comment...theres another trakc that i actually wanted to sound like a song, that i wold love to have reviewed is called the cooment is the title - today i just found out love can give you heartburn....check out and like send it to zoom...

blow your speakers from Manowar will truly blow your speakers, and gay album covers, oh man...being badass and metal isnt gay putting penis in your ass or mouth is gay, until they have an album cover doing that they arent gay, and anyways halford is gay and he fucking rocks...same thing with mercury (not metal)

get fruity loops, if you have aim ill hook you up with some progs, oh yea and being a n00b sucks ass because you'll get corrected a lot, just remember to read the "stickies" be nice and um you know make good noise...oh yea reviewing other people helps build comraderie...so yea

hey pac-man, did you check out my other track - The Title is in the Comment "Using Bug Spray..." I made to for the nice folks in the Audio Portal and adjacent Audio BBS...It's no "Pac-Man" quality work, but like you said if you had your hands on it you could make it great...

hey guy-za manelli, im not british and harry potter is a twat, im 100% american, and i'm proud to be an american, where at least i know im free!!! but cool ill check out kender...

At 10/28/05 04:12 PM, TheWizardOfFozz wrote:

At 10/28/05 03:59 PM, Chronamut wrote: ze folder - it is EMPTY!

really?...hmph, i suppose even the might of a yahoo briefcase cannot contain the montrosity of synthesis - the re-zelda...but hmph it should work i clicked it and found it fine, did you go to the my music thingy thang...

okay, so like now it's another day and I have uploaded the Re-Zelda, it's called Synthesis of a Monstrosity, I made it yesterday, and oh yeah you should also check out The Title is in the Comment - Using Bug Spray to Cover Up Cigarette Smoke...I made that in under an hour, it was to impress the collaboration people...tell me if i am using that "vast potential" you once spoke of