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Response to: "world trade center" Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

At 8/9/06 06:52 PM, Zen444 wrote:
At 8/9/06 06:49 PM, TheWakingDeath wrote: it appears you are offended.
Toby Keith is bad for your brain.
Invader Zim is for retards who think it's intellectual, but it's not.

No, actually, if Toby Keith DOES cause brain damage, you must listen to it. Since you refuse to list your favorite bands.

Also, illwillpress has killed whatever brain cells you had left after listening to Toby Keith.

Now, if you'd get your stereotyping ass off of Newgrounds.

IInvader Zim is god because I thought the animation was adorable when it first came out and i never changed my sig, because i am a fat lazy whore.

Response to: Illegalize Masturbation Posted August 9th, 2006 in Politics

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU ANTI MASTURBATION FASCIST!?

Response to: How famous am I? Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

At 8/9/06 05:17 PM, TheLionZ wrote: I've been away for several months... I just wanted to know if people have ever heard of me before... I usually hang around the flashsection of the bbs and sheezyart...

SHEEZY ART! YOU BASTARD PERVERT!!!!
Could you tell me wtf that fucking sheezy art thing is?

Response to: photoshop my gf Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

She already looks like a fucking idiot goth camwhore. THat would just be overkill

Response to: "world trade center" Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

At 8/9/06 06:46 PM, Zen444 wrote:

You're a stereotyping assclown, so shut up

it appears you are offended.
Toby Keith is bad for your brain.

Response to: "world trade center" Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

I agree, we should constantly be reminding ourselves of how horrible it was by watching the footage over and over again so we never forget because it is sooooo important that we always remember WHY there are so many shitty uber nationalistic-patriotic toby keith songs polluting the air waves.

Response to: favorite ng character Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

Newground characters suck
I hate all characters. They are usually mary sues invented by bored geek boys/furries.

Response to: Reasons why wrestling sucks... Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

Wrestling is a sin. It is not only fake it is scripted. It is dumb. Wrestlers should intentionally hurt each other so they will die!

Response to: Reasons why wrestling sucks... Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

At 8/9/06 06:30 PM, Zen444 wrote:
At 8/9/06 06:25 PM, TheWakingDeath wrote: adoring rednecks.
Y'see kids, that's what they call stereotyping.

Next, they'll be accusing black people of always fried chicken and watermelon. They'll have fun getting shanked.

Wrestling fans are by definition rednecks. it's not a stereotype. People who are rednecks are not all wrestling fans, or southern or white. But wrestling fans are by definition redneck,.

Response to: "Palestinian" Refugees? Yeah, sure. Posted August 9th, 2006 in Politics

At 8/9/06 06:28 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote: 1. There is NO internationally recognized nation known as "Palestine."

That doesn't mean that the place referred to as palestine does not exist. Or the people who live there and identify themselves as palestinians.

4. Israel is faced with defending itself from terrorists who blow themselves up in shopping malls as well as terrorists in the North, the Syrians and, possibily, but no more than indirectly, the Iranians.

There is no internationally recognized definition of terrorism. By some interpretations, the IDF is terrorist.

Response to: My Gf Is Watching Bring It On! Help Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

At 8/9/06 06:25 PM, FlurpMonkey wrote: What no responses to my above post? That took forever to type.

You're sick. But that's too much work.
Honestly, I'm just afraid that the longer she's allowed to watch it, the stupider she'll get.
And you can't fix stupid.

Response to: Reasons why wrestling sucks... Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

I'm sure those big assholes have fun pretending to smash each other in the face in front of crowds of adoring rednecks. In the real world, if they tried to pull that shit, they'd be shot and stabbed. So let them have their fun. It's all they have, poor dears.

Response to: My Gf Is Watching Bring It On! Help Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

This movie is cock crushingly stupid

My Gf Is Watching Bring It On! Help

Response to: I Like My Woman... Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

I like your woman too

Response to: My Gf Is Watching Bring It On! Help Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

Tried that, she told me to stop. She already hid the power tool today. She is not horny.

Response to: "world trade center" Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

Looks like a gigantic ass turd in the face. Gotta love Nick Cage and his little dirty sanchez. did he grow that just for the movie?
Exploitative propagandistic Bullshit. I'm boycotting.

My Gf Is Watching Bring It On! Help Posted August 9th, 2006 in General

She's gone completely fucking daft! what shall I do! Should I smack her hard? Cheat on her? Demand that she stop watching this movie so I can get a blow job.? She is watching this movie instead of sexing me! Tell her she's 21 and she should by me some beer and get trashed instead of watching this juvenile teenbopper bullshit?
sure the chicks are hot, but I guess I'm a little gay, because I don't get turned on by hot chicks with no brains and prima donna attitudes. Fuck this movie is shit.

Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.
HELP ME!!!!

Response to: What happend to free speech? Posted August 9th, 2006 in Politics

At 8/9/06 05:36 PM, southpark2117 wrote:
A-men to that! that's why i like Carlos Mencia. If dyou don't know who he is, he does a show on Comedy Central every day at 8 central 9 studio time (except for sat.)

Carlos Mencia is an unfunny hack comic who uses his position as a racial minority to leverage himself on cheap racist jokes. His not mexican, he's half honduran, and he's half white. He lies about being a beaner. His humor is lousy. I support his right to say what he wants without being imprisoned. I am disappointed that many American's don't see through his gimmicky comedic formula. Dave Chappelle's approach to racial and other contentious american issues is far more humorous. He also doesn't make a big spectacle about how "he tells it like it is." Mencia is an arrogant, immature little prick who is unworthy of the attention he recieves. He is an attention whore. Please let him fade into obscurity.

Response to: Mother Russia Posted August 9th, 2006 in Politics

This thread is a joke, and a poorly disguised one at that. It's not terribly rib crackingly funny, but i'm suprised there's a debate here. Wow, I get bored when I stay in sick
So what the hell, I'll throw my 2 cents in.

Russians are scum, they aren't really even white. They are alcoholics and their country is run by the russian mob. every russian i've ever spoken to is a psychotic uber laissez faire capitalist and social darwinist who doesn't even realize the full implicatins in living in an unregulated anarcho-capitalist country. They are all firmly attached to Ayn Rands teat.

If there is one reason to call for the mass extinction of Russians it's rand. She had no sense of subtly, and her writing is horrendous and dull. She was an anti feminist and a homophobe. Atlas shrugged was a laughable piece of purple prose pornography.
further more she was a social darwinist. And has anyone tried to read and understand objectivist philosophy? The woman wasn't really the genius everyone makes her out to be. Just a sad angry little woman, pissed that her rich daddy lost his pharmacy to the bolsheviks. Maybe if there was a little more room for upward mobility in Russian society and a little less classism, communism wouldn't have taken hold and screwed up Russia for so long.
Also she inspired the band Rush. Did I mention i'm sick of their "music?" I still don't see what's so special about their drummer.

Fuck Russia. Make more puzzle games. That's all your good for.

Response to: It's time to stand up to Israel Posted August 9th, 2006 in Politics

At 8/9/06 04:50 PM, Messyoup wrote: Maybe if the US and Iran stoped sellin weapons, other countries would not be afected by this conflict and we could all watch these idoits (isreal@hezbolla) kill each other in peace.

Both fations are guilty for the massacre of civilians and no one should suport anyone in the middle east.

I will agree with you for the first half of that statement. It is sad that too many people will either lay the blame and responsibility on one side or the other. When is any situation so unbalanced? You are entirely correct.
However the entire world should support the middle east. Every nation, particularly those who are economically stable and have the wherewithal to be involved in on the global level with other countries needs to be concerned with creating peace between these people so that they can prosper. I support the weakening of nationalism and national boundaries so that one day these people are less divided by history, religion or ethnicity and instead united in their humanity. I'm agnostic, but that's what jesus wanted, and I think he was a great guy. We should not sit by and allow people to kill one another until they are all gone. We've come farther than that as a species.

Response to: It's time to stand up to Israel Posted August 9th, 2006 in Politics

At 8/9/06 05:01 PM, FlurpMonkey wrote:

50? 50?! 50! This crap has been happening before people even knew that the world was round or that Britan exsisted. It's older than the english language. What I would really like to see is to see either a. This thread and anything like it die. b. Some kind words on this thread or anything like it. or c. all of the above.

No, I disagree. The muslim-jewish conflict is fairly recent. In fact, during the inquisition and mass persecution of jews in medeival Europe, Muslim nations offered a haven of religious freedom for jews. This conflict really has more to do with the creation of Israel after WW2

Response to: What happend to free speech? Posted August 9th, 2006 in Politics

At 8/9/06 02:35 PM, metalhead0001 wrote:

Yes, I agree. I'm a bit of a liberal myself. However, the "holiday tree" is the dumbest thing I ever heard. It's a christmas tree. It always has been a christmas tree and always will be a christmas tree.

That is a gross historical innaccuracy. The christmas tree is an ancient Germanic pagan tradition. TR himself condemned the presence of christmas trees in american households in fact.

The more you know.

Response to: "Palestinian" Refugees? Yeah, sure. Posted August 9th, 2006 in Politics

At 8/7/06 05:16 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote:
At 8/7/06 05:12 PM, bradford1 wrote: By the way, why is the word Palestinian put in quotes? Do you believe that Palestine was just some made-up place?
It is a made-up place/concept/ethnicity. Show me any evidence of an independent Palestinian culture separate from that of the Arab cultures and I'll show you a liar.

Palestine is the name modern politicists have given to the region of the middle east historically and biblically referred to as Palestine. Palestinian refers to the people, who are mostly Arab muslims, who live in ths region. I wouldn't call it a made up place, although I agree that it's definition is vague and elusive.

And why is it so hard to believe that there were Palestinian refugees?
There were. But they were caused by their own accord or by their brethren.

I'm sure in some cases this may be true. But the Israeli actions also have something to do with it. Why does everyone take such a black and white view of this situation?

Response to: It's time to stand up to Israel Posted August 9th, 2006 in Politics

At 8/9/06 04:36 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote:
Good. Quick response. Makes it show that you're not weak.

I think the idea of showing you're not weak is causing more problems than it has solved, with the war on terroism and the Israeli-Arab conflict as well. The militants are also trying to show they aren't weak. The Lebanese civillians and militants alike are well aware that Israel is not weak. Israel occupied their country for 18 years. I don't think that's what is in question. The question is the legitimacy of Israel's actions and the claim to the Arab prisoners in their custody. I do not debate the validity or invalidity of these claims. But I think that is more what is in question.

A quick response has not been good for Israel here. The soldiers are not home, and now northern Israel is being bombed. Innocent Israeli's are dying too.

2) No diplomacy.
Sometimes you just cannot. Somtimes you have to respond, especially when a de-facto state of "war" (not against a nation, but a terror group, so it's not really a war, but a "conflct")

I agree that diplomacy with a group that has no nation and no accountability is very difficult. But diplomacy and a joint action with the U.N. and the Lebanese government may have solved the problem with a signifigantly less violent and more effective result.

3) You cant charge or hunt people for anything in under a day.
Ok. Then why has Hezbollah been in Lebanon for years? Why do they get Iranian weapons? Why isn't the Lebanese government preventing terror groups in it from acquiring weaponry?

The Lebanese government, as I mentioned earlier, has been considerably weakened over the course of the Israeli and Syrian occupations. The Lebanese government and military need to be strengthened so that they can protect themselves from dangerous enemies, within and without. If Lebanon's government were strong and independant I doubt this would have happened.

Response to: It's time to stand up to Israel Posted August 9th, 2006 in Politics

At 8/9/06 04:00 PM, Anti_Noob wrote:
That's because Cajun my friend, Zionists believe they have right to do whatever they want because they believe they are the choosen people of god, like the white skin blue eye freaks centered in Nazism. They don't take regard for international laws, because they don't believe they have to, because they believe they are above those laws and can do whatever they want.

The Israeli's feel, much like the neoconservatives of the U.S. that the way to handle foreign policy is to make all your neighbors fear you. To be fair, Israel has had to defend itself from destruction by it's neighbors since it's very inception. Many Arabs were angered by the displacement caused by the formation of Israel. Both sides have legitmate reasons for their stances, but neither side has handled the situation humanely or peacefully.

While it is true that the Jewish faith teaches it's adherents that they are god's chosen, the Islamic faith states that war must be waged on the infidels until all the world are servants of Allah. And then other parts of the Koran call for Muslims to respect the other Abrahimic religions. And according to the christian faith, everyone who doesn't accept Christ as the savior will die and burn in hell forever. Religion is the cause of many of the worlds ills.

But I don't think this is because the Israeli's are Jewish, or because the Arabs are Muslim. I think It is because the Arabs were displaced and angered by Israel's conception, and because the Israeli's have had to defend themselves for so long against their neighbors. The Islamic militants and the Israeli government both view the other side as sub human. That's why they feel no remorse for killing innocents and destroying civillian buildings. This is not just the mentality of the Nazi's, but of every group that has tried to eradicate another, regardless of the party rhetoric.

Response to: Lamont beats Lieberman Posted August 9th, 2006 in Politics

I'm glad Lieberman lost, he's Bush's little bitch.

Lamont beats Lieberman

Response to: It's time to stand up to Israel Posted August 9th, 2006 in Politics

At 8/9/06 02:33 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote:
Sarai- it's not about numbers. Hezbollah started it, and its people are paying for it. If Hezbollah would cease and desist, then they would not be massacred like they deserve to be. Throw some BLU-82s over every rocket site.

Ah, and, do recall, when you come over another nation's border and kidnap their soldiers, any nation that hides you is complicit in your actions if they don't charge you with SOME sort of crime and punish you.

No, It is about the numbers. The constant rhetoric about who started this is pointless. THis started more than 50 years ago, and the war has never ended. I hold that the brit's started it.

But it doesn't matter who started it. The problem is that
a. so many innocent civilians on the lebanese side have died
b. the vast majority of the casualties have been civilian, not hizbollah
c. hizbollah is a small faction that has government representation. They are not the government. Israel is waging a full scale war on Lebanon and not even engaging Lebanese troops. The Lebanese government is so weak thanks to both Syria and the Israeli invasion, that it is unable to protect it's citizens or stop militant organizations like hizbollah from engaging in conflict with Lebanon's neighbors.

Since b. holds true, the Israeli's NEED to reconsider their tactics. They are not efficently killing hizbollah operatives, but they are killing thousands of peaceful civillians and setting the country back another twenty years.

Response to: New Jersey teacher goes ballistic Posted March 5th, 2005 in Politics

I find it hard to convince myself that the students are in anyway to blame for this incident. And Jimsween pointed out, police engage in the same techniques the students are being accused of.
My understanding of the matter is that this teacher is consistently verbally abusive to the students and that the students decided to film this abuse in an attempt to prove their case and to stop it. Maybe they didn't handle it as maturely as an adult would, I can hardly fault them, being teenagers.
Of course, the damn teacher's union will be sure that nothing ever happens to this guy. I won't get into what I would do if I were one of the kid's fathers.
And an across the board expulsion? Get lucid. I don't think the students should be penalized simply because they are in a position of lesser power. I think that's what this is really about.

Response to: Wal Mart, I love you Posted February 13th, 2005 in Politics

At 2/13/05 08:40 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote:
Tsk. Such a shame when the youth fall to the Wal*Mart anti-union propaganda. So young, so naive.

Actually, I didn't need Wal*Mart to get me to hate unions (i try to pretend they don't exist) Personal experience was enough.

Response to: Wal Mart, I love you Posted February 13th, 2005 in Politics

SPQR13: Just as many businesses have exceptionally good employee policies without the unions sticking their asses in it.
I personally don't need a large organization telling me i have to pay them to work for a company. I'm not working so I can pay someone else. Really, if you have an issue with the company, that CAN be resolved, you're better off taking care of it yourself. The union probably won't do anything for you. Further more, most union jobs get the same shit pay everyone else in the industry gets, and the same paid holidays and vacations. Don't kid yourself.