At 7/28/08 10:00 PM, simon wrote:

At 7/28/08 09:59 PM, string227 wrote:

At 7/28/08 09:58 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: Silly, there are no girls on the internet.

then jade, aprilfulp, augustana are men?

Correct.

No they are shemales.

its gonna be only 200k to go onto that virgin galactic spaceship.

bedn

Okay, You know what to do. Photoshop Wall-E.
PLEASE NO BEDNS
okay here is the pic

Can you hear me know?

Everyone knows the shock site Meatspin (NSFW)
Tell your record of the most spins you have ever watched.
My record is 600

PETER.
Get it, PETER?
if u don't get it.
peter means
^
l l
l l
- -l l--
l____l

What do you want me to do about it?

u can use it with skype

At 3/31/08 09:23 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: I reckon you'll be alright. I once drank four Red Bulls while watching TV and although I was a bit hyper for a while, it didn't have any serious effects.

I've also drank a lot of Lucozade in one go before, and I was up at night for hours just shaking. It was bad.

also, once i had a whole entire box of viagra's. It was stuck for 18 hours but then I called my doctor and I went to his office and they sucked the blood out of my penis with a syringe.

|don't worry they gave me anesthetic when they used the syringe.

trash cans cuz then when homeless people look for food they get a hand with pee all over it.

At 1/7/08 09:56 PM, xaelar wrote: theultimategamer loves to play games (i suck at drawing on the coputer and im too lazy to draw on the paper, even thou i own at paper drawin)

thnx

At 3/27/08 03:33 PM, zurak wrote: "WHERE IS MY HAT!" said the pope

Jeez, heres ur hat. U don't have to be so angry about it, I was getting it for you. There, Ok ur happy now.

nice sig man. Can I use it?

Here, This should help.

pics or you're lying.

At 3/27/08 08:45 PM, lawlmaster wrote: (Also,I had a raging erection when i woke up)

Maybe its cuz you talked to Wade.

The Tiger is my school's mascot.

At 3/20/08 07:07 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: So I downloaded and installed the new service pack for Vista (32bit). It is supposed to boost performance in certain areas, but now my computer is running way, way slower than it used to.

Listen, "CERTAIN AREAS!!!!"

i actually got the game for free, me and my friend plugged both our flash drives into my computer then he copied the folder, pasted it onto mine, and then i got it. He saved me 20 bucks.
Armadillo run is really popular at my school and most kids have it on their flash drives and play it in the library during lunch and brunch.

and no, I am not the creator or someone who works for him.

I haven't been on Newgrounds for a long time, for two reasons. One is I found out about this game called Armadillo Run, and I also got leopard for my mac.

Okay, well this post isn't about why I haven't been on Newgrounds for a while, but because of this game. The game is called Armadillo Run and is available at http://www.armadilorun.com This game is a physics game where you have to get the armadillo to the blue circle by using cloth, rope, elastic, metal bars, metal sheets,rubber, and my favorite, ROCKETS! You can also add tension to the items and also put timers on them. The main story is where there are a bunch of levels that you have to win and you have a set money limit (thats right items cost money).
You can also create your own levels with infinite money and you can also submit the levels to the website.
You can download the newest levels here and they newest ones come in a .zip file. The game is only for pc, but the creator is working on mac/lunix versions. You can download a demo at http://www.armadillorun.com/demo. You can buy the game at http://armadillorun.com/buy/.

Here are some of my favorite AR youtube videos to convince you to buy it. I mean, the game is only 20 bucks.

Armadillo Run EXTREME
Armadillo Run Funparks
Armadilo Run - all levels - No 'Force' used
Armadillo Run R_A levels
There you go. If you aren't convinced download the demo and you'll see why its so good.
Also, If you have a mac,(which I do but I don't play it on my mac I play it on my other computer), I would suggest a game called Bridge Builder.

AWESOME!! ME TOO!!!

do you ever make up contractions? its pretty fun.

Amn't-Am not
Willn't-Will not

At 2/17/08 12:24 AM, Dog-meat wrote:

At 2/17/08 12:23 AM, Legionnaire-X wrote: LEAVE MY PENIS ALONE!

Fucked.

Ok NOW its fixed.

If i was in charge of CN i would make the only show on CN be
Bedn fucks a clone of bedn. Seriously, i would.

At 2/17/08 12:39 AM, Harpo-1 wrote: If you type 1:00 or 0:60 in a microwave it cooks it for a minute.

HOW MUCH CHUCK WOULD A COOKCHUCK WOULD IF A COOKCHUCK WOULD FUCK WOULD.

well, the apple you can run boot camp if you have an xp install disk so you can play the games you want to play on the mac. If you get boot camp you can run windows and mac osx on your computer. DO NOT USE BOOT CAMP WITH VISTA DO NOT USE BOOT CAMP WITH VISTA BECAUSE IT WILL DELETE MAC OSX. If you are going to put boot camp on your apple computer, (computers with leopard already have boot camp on them), use windows xp. Vista will delete any other OS on your computer.
If you buy the dell, you can choose to get either vista or xp.
One thing I have noticed is that vista isn't that buggy, only when you upgrade your computer is vista buggy.
I say, buy the mac. It is basically both of them together.
p.s. i'm a mac freak, i'm even using my mac to post this comment.
NOW JUST GO TO THE STORE AND BUY THE FRICKIN APPLE!

At 2/16/08 12:12 AM, Darklink14 wrote: V-Day Sucked as usual... But I got high on candy.......

I got this emo kid to snort the powder from fun dip candy.
Lol he went crazy.

I made fake valentine cards. I would write up a note about how
i love that person and i am finally telling them, then here comes the
funny part. In the part that says
Love,
(person's name)
I put the name of this REALLY fat girl.\
I put them in a bunch of people's lockers.
And I also put it from this one kid that was gay,
then stuck some of those in some people's lockers.
I hope I don't get in trouble for that.
I'm definately going to do that.

My friend made a LOT of money because he bought a bunch of those
fun dip candies where you stick that candy thing in that sweet/sour powder stuff.
then he sold them for 50¢ each. He bought the big giant packs, which means each one would cost 25¢ each.
He made a LOT of money because my school has about 1100 students