479 Forum Posts by "TheTrueMrJack"
At 3/4/07 03:00 AM, Korriken wrote: Stuff
I like it, sounds like the best diet plan out there. Also, in order to put this into perspective I require height.
At 3/5/07 12:26 AM, EvilPinkPig wrote: I'd get AIDS..... THEN jump off a cliff!
And after you are done with your invincability you'd STILL have AIDS
Ooops.
No, seriously, how would you? That's the better question, if someone just comes up and says you're invincible that doesn't sound like a very good idea to base your decisoins on.
I'm dead serious, cut the crap.
How would you know you're invincible, eh?
Which is why I beleive what I want to beleive (Similar to certain christian religions) as opposed to beleive everything someone tells me to.
"I am proud to say that I am very fast and physically fit. I can jump as high and as long as a tractor-trailer and I can climb the tallest trees when I need to. I'm also a great swimmer and hiker"
Hmmm... Let me show you what part bothers me about this.
"...I can jump as high and as long as a tractor-trailer..."
Oh come now, this is just silly.
At 2/23/07 03:02 PM, Boltrig wrote: In this day and age, if there was a second coming of Jesus (And Im only going on about Christianity cause its my background ; Im not confident enough on other religions to comment) How could he prove he is the son of God?
Either it'll be so fuggin fantasterific that nobody'll be able to deny it, or there will be no way to tell.
Beleiving in something that may or may not exist is the whole concept of faith.
At 2/18/07 09:31 PM, NEDM wrote: you`r stupid! you watch too much scifi. free energy is 100% impossible! only people who have an IQ of 80 think of bullshit like that! it has been proven that it is impossible, so since it is impossible it is best to forget it! this thread is over!
I think there's a quote from one of the wright brothers saying something along the lines of that flight is impossible with heavier than air objects.
At 9/21/06 10:39 PM, Gundamit wrote: Has there been one done for a Cradle of filth song
There is A song called Dinner at Deviants palace by Cradle Of Filth , And it's the lords prayer backwards.
I don't know, you tell me.
Nothing is cooler than blowing up hitler's (Okay, it was censored to say Master D... but we all know it's Hitler) head with a bazooka. (Bionic Commando)
At 8/8/06 03:20 AM, KemCab wrote: He's not successful because he's smart, he's successful because he's an overachiever.
AKA He has no life other than school.
At 8/4/06 05:46 PM, JacksonHSR wrote:At 8/4/06 05:06 PM, Bipolar2 wrote: his leg rotted off the end heres picturesGraphic.
I don't know man, looks kinda tasty to me.
One day Tom was sitting in his room, and all of the sudden a tank rolled out and blew up his wall, sending shrapnel everywhere. Tom was wounded dearly by the shrapnel, which spelled out "Satan loves you!" Confused and bewildered, Tom sought out a Buddhist preist and asked him why this had happened. The preist said "well fuck, I don't know! Shit, get out man, what do you think I am buddha?" Suddenly, a gaping hole burst out of his chest and murdered the preist with a lethal claw to the balls
Tom then decided that if he was to go to anouther preist, his inner demons would kill them, so he decided to try the internet. On the internet he encountered a man that said he could cure him if he made a really cool website. After making newgrounds, the man said "Well, I wanted porn..." Thus, the mature section was born.
After that, he realized that the man was a fake and shot himself. Maus secretly got possesion of the site, and mascurades as Tom to runs the site as she seems fit.
That was a good waste of 10 minutes while I was dling something, good topic man.
It is indeed real, but if you piss yourself because you can't go to the bathroom because Mario ABSOLUTLY POSITIVELY CANNOT wait, then I think you have an addicition problem. Then again, if you do that I'm sure you have far more serious issues.
So no, I dont believe that should be a hate crime, those people have every right to live away from the culture society and live n peace wit there own.
Solution: Buy an Island, make your own laws and live by them. Start your own country.
At 7/30/06 08:01 PM, Idocreating wrote: Beauty is on the inside though! You can't ask Newgrounds about that unless you let us dissect you!
Worry not! For I , TheTrueMrJack, has the ability to reach through the internet and come out of his monitor!
At 7/26/06 09:57 PM, TheNakedNinja wrote: Forget the Wii, this Nintendo Inspired Graphical Gaming Application will target the demographics that japanese companies leave behind!
Oh by the way, I'm back online.
Sorry man, I am still going to buy the wii, if only to say to my freinds
Hay guys wannaa paly w1th my wiiiii? lol
If all else fails, get hijackthis and go to an anti virus support site.
get da soldas!!!!!! we need 2 fite dem with our blam rifels !!!!!!
Blam rifles? Oh come now, we need REAL rifles.
At 7/5/06 04:37 AM, Soul_Blade wrote: Just ignore it a mod will be on soon to delete/ban the threads and the people.
Yeah, I agree, but anyways this seems to be a timed attack since there are so many of them here. Sigh* oh well, welcome to the internet.
Well, due to the way you wrote the topic, I seem to have difficulty diciphering exactly what you are saying. However, if its problems with malware, I suggest adaware, spybot search and destroy, and spyware doctor.
Oh, by the way, I wanted to just state the obvious and say we are under attack by alts/noobs.
If movies were real, than next time I got to a cabin ghosts/zombies/whatevers would attack it and I would be the first to die. Why do they always kill the balck guy off first in horror movies?
We've had the biggest military budget in the world since 19something-or-other (I think). Nobody gutted the military.
How bout this, we all vote for a proposition instead of "a proposition that the democrats/republicans endorce."
You know, a case by case basis? Anyone?
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Wait... this isn't a bad topic about that bad movie/book/game/phenominon the divinci code? Oh...
Fuck.
At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: I've been told by all these things that masturbation is bad for you, that masturbation will scew up your body...
Aint nothing wrong with masturbation, go fuck yourself.
Literally
At 6/16/06 11:10 PM, mingcus wrote: Yik, all you people are writing long lists, that's too many rules for a government to work right.
The simple perfect government: Communism in which every citizen is of Middle Class.
Communism: good on paper, reched in practice.
Funny, the only people in this thread who seem to be against me are you, and two others, one of which IS a n00b
Please sir, whine more about noobs. I really care.
