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Response to: Most sexual music video ever? Posted March 14th, 2010 in General

At 3/14/10 10:51 PM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: i am pretty sure Rammstein's - Pussy music video takes the cake in most sexual video.

More like takes the cake...up the bum!

:AMIRITE?!

Response to: Songs to fuck to. Posted March 14th, 2010 in General

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJ qg

Right here my friend.

Response to: Most sexual music video ever? Posted March 14th, 2010 in General

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJ qg

Disagrees.

Response to: Accidental Child Porn (nsfw) Posted February 5th, 2010 in General

If a song is 100+ mb then obviously something fishy is occuring....unless it's a song by Dream Theater.

Response to: Lorenzo's Oil Posted February 5th, 2010 in General

At 2/5/10 07:00 PM, WhoIsPaul wrote: Wow. Off that topic, so had anyone at all every seen Lorenzo's Oil?

I've seen Lorenzos horse oils up his ass.

Response to: Messing with Americans. Posted January 3rd, 2010 in General

At 1/3/10 04:34 PM, Excursius wrote: america is better.
revolutionary war. AMERICA WON.

With help from the french.

Response to: Insults from the Grave Posted January 3rd, 2010 in General

"I'd make a joke, but I'm feeling a little stiff"

Response to: Anything interesting in your family Posted January 3rd, 2010 in General

One of my relatives was involved in the gunpowder plot, not one of the principle leaders I think, just one of the regular monarchy-hating schmoes with mor revolutionary ideas than common sense on not to be caught.

Response to: Music This Decade Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

This thread will no doubt be full of flaming...
Opinions everybody.

Response to: Blockhead Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

He has lots of projects on the go usually, not to mention a job and an actual life to lead.
Blockhead currently has excellent animation and production, so it'll take longer than most flashes out.

I assume...

Response to: Scientology and its theories Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

Shoes go on feet
The sky is usually blue
Food turns into excrement

Oh, I thought this thread was about stating the obvious.....I apologise

Response to: eat a tone and never gain a pound. Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

Maybe all the sex with strange men?

HUR HUR HUR.....

Response to: Google's Most Searched Term of 2009 Posted December 1st, 2009 in General

People in America have never heard of a member of an Irish boyband?!

Wow how...very unsurprising really.
Perhaps most of the searches were people trying to find out who he was.

Response to: light headedness/ head aches Posted December 1st, 2009 in General

Because a forum of sexually frustrated teenagers far outweighs the advice of a qualified member of the medical profession

Response to: whats a good way to explain Posted December 1st, 2009 in General

The only way to explain is to actually do it...
Not that I advocate doing something incredibly stupid in order to appear KEWL AND HIP to today's society of fuckwits.

Response to: Nightmare on Elm Street 2010 Posted November 30th, 2009 in General

This info has been out for ages, surely people have heard?

It's a a remake of the first with a few additions and twists so to speak.
Jackie Earl Haley is playing Krueger, he's a terrific actor if you've seen 'Little Children'

Response to: Gift for friend who plays flute? Posted November 23rd, 2009 in General

At 11/23/09 08:33 PM, vishnunamboodiripad wrote: your dick can she blow that?

No..because that would probably cause an air emoblism in my dick.

At 11/23/09 08:10 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Dildo attatchment.
win.

I assume that's your answer to everything in life, find a way to shove it up your arse.

At 11/23/09 05:15 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Buy a bamboo flute. I just got one, they sound great and look nice, too. And they're not nearly as expensive as a metal flute, not even close.

I tried to, I found some really nice ones on ebay for less than £30, but I had loads of problems setting up accounts, with loads of email adresses so I gave up and cursed it loudly.

At 11/23/09 05:19 PM, Cally wrote: A nice case, or a maintenance kit (polishing cloths, key oil etc.). Or some sheet music of her favourite stuff. Don't know really.

I've got her a case. And for those who assume I 'wuv' her, she's been a good friend for years now, the sort of friend I can have without fantasising about doing filfhy jesus-offending acts to.

Thanks for the reccomendations guys, you shall be rewarded in the afterlife.

Response to: Gift for friend who plays flute? Posted November 23rd, 2009 in General

I should have expected these replies....I feel like a religious zealot yelling in a crowded street.

Except I'm not a fucking mentalist.

Gift for friend who plays flute? Posted November 23rd, 2009 in General

My friend's birthday is coming up next week and instead of going straight for the run of the mill 'womanly' items such as chocolate, wine, or a cruel calculating nervous system, I figured I'd get her something relating to a hobby she enjoys.
She's played flute for years so I figured I'd get her something related to it, the problem lies in the fact I haven't a clue what would be a good gift, I'm pretty much just going to buy a random (appealing) flute case and assume she'll find it a gift on par with creating ice cream through my tear ducts...

Any advice from the flute players of newgrounds?

Response to: So adorable! Posted November 14th, 2009 in General

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Sweet

Response to: [controversial Thread Title] Posted November 14th, 2009 in General

Hmmm.

I can see the outrage of controversy this shall cause, truely a quasi-philosophical stance you have there

Response to: What To Do During Sex? Posted November 11th, 2009 in General

Re-enact an opening from CSI MIAMI.

Complete with 'Won't get fooled again'
Response to: favorite sxx position (NSFW) Posted November 9th, 2009 in General

At 11/9/09 04:31 PM, TheAdd wrote:
At 11/9/09 03:04 PM, ProBo wrote: I like the one where my dick goes in her vagina...forgot what that ones called
It's called a dream for you buddy.

N'eway, Doggy style

Your favourite art section leads me to believe that you don't have a girlfriend either, which is in no way a bad thing, but bragging and pretending you do in order to look 'KEWL ON DA NET' is.

So you sir....can pick a direction and fuck off

Response to: ever had a... Posted November 9th, 2009 in General

More bad weeks than individual days...karma sure is a fickle mistress.

Response to: Style of magic? Posted November 9th, 2009 in General

ONE DREAM...ONE GOAL....

Style of magic?

Response to: 15 y/o raped while others watch Posted October 27th, 2009 in General

That's generally upsetting to hear, it's probably far more emotionally painful than a normal rape, the fact nobody helped her.

She'll have a hard time learning to trust after this

Response to: Sick Man vs Wild scene! Posted October 26th, 2009 in General

I have trouble understanding what the hell you're on about...
Bear Grylls...eating Reindeer....sickness?

Response to: If You Could Kill One Musician... Posted October 26th, 2009 in General

Will.I.Am for Phil Lynott

Response to: Anyone else remember "Brink!"? Posted October 26th, 2009 in General

I quite enjoyed the Goofy movies they made, some good soundtracks in them.

Response to: Need help to complete my upcoming. Posted October 25th, 2009 in General

Flash Forum buddy.