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Response to: Is Jade Really A He/she? Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Asexual.
Like a slug

Or to a lesser extent Godzilla...
Response to: I Want To Get A Really Big Knife.. Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

That's not a knife....

I Want To Get A Really Big Knife..

Response to: Favourite Beatles Song? Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Something and Hard days night, I've always like those.
I also love the segway into the riff in 'Paperback writer', one of the earliest recordings of a BAM IN YOUR FACE riff.

And your bird can sing has a terrific solo which I've always liked, I guess I prefer a lot of their later work, not to say some of the earlier stuff isn't pure genius.

Response to: Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

You play as Luigi dammit!

Response to: im gunna be a dad Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

At 9/20/09 12:30 PM, me06 wrote:
At 9/20/09 12:28 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Better have somebody else teach him about sex and birth.

Seeing as you fucked it up....
from what i can remember protection was used.....i think

My point still remains valid.

Response to: im gunna be a dad Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Better have somebody else teach him about sex and birth.

Seeing as you fucked it up....
Response to: Stick War Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Are you ten?

I'm going to assume you're ten years old....

Good for you son.
Response to: James Bond, which one is better Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Apples and oranges bond.

Response to: So I left my band. Posted September 19th, 2009 in General

Apart from playing some covers at a wedding with my friends, I've never had a band.
Most attempts have resulted in people not caring for riffs or ideas and then saying 'LETS COVER VAN HALEEEEEEEEN!!!"

Hopefully I'll find some similar minded folk at university who are fans of progressive based material and musicianship.

Response to: Guitar in the talent show... Posted September 19th, 2009 in General

Play something the audience will enjoy, that's who you're trying to impress.
Nobody will care for 4 minutes of guitar wankery, it'll make you look vain. I've seen plenty of people do stuff like that, and the audience always feels distanced because it's just some guy sliding up and down the neck.
The Eric Johnson idea was good, as is any song with a catchy melody or memorable hook.
Satriani has some nice enjoyable short numbers you could do.

That being said, I played 'Always with me, Always with you' at the tryouts for my school last year and didn't get through. The judges enjoyed me, but I didn't 'fit in' with the other contestants who did crude slutty dances and raps ¬_¬
Response to: Phony Beatlemania Posted September 19th, 2009 in General

At 9/19/09 08:47 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:
Not only did they make excellently crafted songs about love [with horrible lyrics mind you],

Not horrible in the slighest.
There is nothing 'horrible' about showing affection for another human being.

I've noticed the reference to The Clash in the first post , they were a band who were truely 'punk'. Not in terms of music, as they crossed many genres, but in terms of ideology and a hightened awareness towards individiualism, not caring what others think about yourself.
Quite ironic seeing as the OP is so desperate to make us all care for his opinion.

I like the Beatles, no mass of crude irellevant insults or opinions can change that.

Response to: Phony Beatlemania Posted September 19th, 2009 in General

At 9/19/09 08:00 PM, stafffighter wrote: What pisses me off about the Beatles rock Band is how many young Beatles fans are coming out of the woodwork for it. No one's talking about the remastered albums that came out.

I'm not particularly GAGA over either to be honest.
Beatles Rock Band is just a game at the end of the day, and although I wouldn't buy it, I'd still probably have fun playing it with some friends.
As for the remastered CDs, the originals are already brilliant and flawless that it seems like not much more can be done.

Response to: I need some help... Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

At 9/18/09 09:50 PM, brenheezy wrote: seriously you wanna know what you did, you were too fucking nice! you need to be atleast a bit of a dickhead, ignore her a bit trust me, gotta be mean to keep em keen

Yeah...women love domestic abuse and neglect.

Response to: People are gullible Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

At 9/18/09 09:39 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:
The reason why Russia and other (supposedly) communist states became opressive is because the government became communist before the people did. That imbalance led to a massive unrest that could only be quelched using military means. Lennin knew this and created the NEP to promote a gradual shift. Stalin fucked everything up, but Russia under Lennin was going in the right direction.

I agree on a lot of those points. Pretty much 300 years of Autocratic rule and then BAM, in the matter of a few months the entire underlying principles of how the country is governed suddenly alter dramatically, it's gonna take any country a good few years to adjust economically and socially.
Not to mention the Civil War reducing how fast and effectively Lenin could 'comfort' and 'adjust' the country so to speak.
There's always the point of somebody saying, 'If we're communist, then why is Lenin in charge?' and other tiny little flaws that make a perfect communist society nigh impossible. Hell, look at China, the largest communist nation in the world, yet also one of the largest in terms of profits from exports and merchandising, a tad ironic.

Response to: LOL, the look on her face!! (nsfw) Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

Wow...you'd think he'd have stopped.

How rude.
Response to: Video Portal Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

WOAH YEAH RADICAL!
GNARLY MAN!!!
YEAAAAAAH!

Newgrounds isn't youtube.
Response to: my friend understands donnie darko Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

I understand it from both angles.
The whole interpretation malarky is due to studying it, although tbh most of it was probably never even considered by the filmmakers, they probably never said 'ohh let's have donnie ride a bike to symbolise his travelling through life yadda yadda crap like that'.
And I understand the other way of viewing it by simply just viewing the events and taking them in stride, not caring for meaning or 'deep philosophical views'
Plane Crash
Teacher is a peadophile
Cinema
Frank gets shot.

Yadda yadda

Response to: People are gullible Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

At 9/18/09 09:28 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:
At 9/18/09 09:16 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Communism fails because people like to own things- Frank Zappa.
Capitalism fails because corporate CEOS get rewarded when they fail - Conspiracy3

I never stated I was in favour of capitalism, simply stating a true yet humourous statement. Also your quote is not as noteworthy, as you did not write Watermelons in easter hay.


Communists read Marx.
Anti Communists actually understand what he was talking about.
Most anti-communists are just like "ZOMG TOTALITARIANISHUN"

What Marx was talking about is a system in which people can be free from oppression by the plutocrats and can have a motivation for success other than money.

A philosophy that was then twisted and contorted to the points where it couldn't be acomplished. Even Lenin had to resort to 'capitalist' methods of rule such as the New Economic Policy due to the failure of War Communism.

Response to: People are gullible Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

Communism fails because people like to own things- Frank Zappa.

Communists read Marx.
Anti Communists actually understand what he was talking about.

Response to: Teenagers don't understand humor. Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

Thank fictional christ I'm going to uni soon.

Response to: What do you call Jimmy Page... Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

I bet in his soup he puts Jimmy Sage.

HUR HUR

And he's overshadowed by Rob Plant when he's on Jimmy Stage.

Achilles last stand is fucking epic.
Response to: i'm still crying... Posted September 17th, 2009 in General

Next time you're at a bar, Roadhouse Swazye is gonna rip your throat out.

That's how it works.
Response to: A Guide To The English Accent Posted September 17th, 2009 in General

At 9/17/09 04:39 AM, MasterJarri wrote: And I'd wish to sound like a Britfag why? No thanks, I'd prefer to let the remains of Mcdonald's meals shape my yank voice.

You're not classy enough for our damn fucking accent.

At 9/17/09 02:01 AM, jarrydn wrote: If you want to impress the ladies, the Irish accent is where it's at.

This also applies if you're a woman trying to attract a man, I have noticed.

Response to: People with friends. Posted September 17th, 2009 in General

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGSSSSSSSST.

Somebody wasn't invited to a birthday party.
Response to: Student kills Robber Samurai Sword Posted September 17th, 2009 in General

Some bastard is gonna take the case against the student, you can tell.

Response to: Rasputin. Posted September 16th, 2009 in General

At 9/16/09 05:14 PM, physicsman09 wrote:
Perhaps to someone who can't read.

Wow...a brilliant argument.
The pinnacle of sheer wit right there....

Response to: Rasputin. Posted September 16th, 2009 in General

At 9/16/09 05:03 PM, physicsman09 wrote: BLA BLA BLA FAIL

Well he said nothing clear about the revolution or the Tsar being murdered.
He simply finished with 'The Tsar....Damn commies'
Pretty obvious how it could be misconstrued.

Response to: Rasputin. Posted September 16th, 2009 in General

No, he was Russia's greatest love machine.

Also the Tsar wasn't a communist, the communists didn't come into power untill 1917.

You fail trying to act intelligent.
Response to: Chuck Palahniuk - Guts Posted September 16th, 2009 in General

At 9/16/09 04:44 PM, TheShrike wrote:
At 9/16/09 04:37 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: I actually felt quite sick reading that.
I just finished and I have the sensation of needing to just sit down and breath heavily...

It's more based on 'what if that happened to me', than the description...
Then just make sure not to sit on any drains.

Oh fucking hell, knowing me that's going to be a little niggle every time I go swimming from now on.

THERE'S A DRAIN OVER THERE! JUST GO ON THE SLIDE!
Response to: Chuck Palahniuk - Guts Posted September 16th, 2009 in General

I actually felt quite sick reading that.
I just finished and I have the sensation of needing to just sit down and breath heavily...

It's more based on 'what if that happened to me', than the description...